Cocksickle.

The Austin Chiller.

I would use taller glassware. That looks like a cumbersome thing to drink.

but anyways.

Spiked Popsicle

frozen dildo

Red Rocket. Or whatever color it happens to be.

Red balled frozen dick with a frost glaze.

I'd call it

"Don't put that ****ing thing in my drink"

lol

Frozen rufie,

texas tingler

cherry flavored cocksickle

frozen cum shot

Panty Dropper

The Ice Breaker

Ivan's Flavored Stick

Shrivel stick