Sounds like I'll be throwing up at some point.

Yeah, leave the credit card in the room. No cash for advance.

I plan on spending cash everywhere I go rather than card. That way I kind of have a limit.

I hope not! Most strippers don't dig that although some are used to it.

I wouldn't do that because he might not be able to make it home...

Are we living in a movie?
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Oh and be cool on the plane to any hotties. Blowjob in the airport before you even hit the strip.

True story.

I always bring some on. Pour my jack into my coke. Never a problem.

LMAO. Holy hell.

The last time I flew to Vegas, I talked to a few chicks in Burbank airport. We sat next to each other on the flight and the chick in the window seat was having her bachelorette party that weekend. The chick to my right had had a D cup boob job and kept telling me how sensitive her nipples were since the surgery. They also mentioned that normally, they drive to Vegas naked but decided to fly this time.

They invited me back to their hotel before they were to meet up with the other girls.

I declined because I'm married. If I wasn't...

LMAO Drive to Vegas naked. Good Lord.

I love hot slutty blonde chicks.

:D

I love hot slutty brunettes, but i don't think i would turn down a hot slutty blonde all the same.

So......when are ya headed back to Vegas again Dane? I'll be your wingman. :D

Do yourself a favor! Mixed drinks like absolute&vodka or gin&tonic usually have one shot per drink so if you have one every half hour you can be buzzed all day and maintain while enjoying Vegas! The key is to start in the morning and last through the night then laugh at your buddies while their throwing up.

Yes. You can do this. Im sure the airline doesnt like it but what are they gonna do when u are up there? Kick you out?