Jags are going to win this guy is always ****ing wrong

Goddamnit

Yes.

When you say "every time I go to Florida I get laid!" Neglecting to mention that you go to a prostitute in Miami.

Florida is not the deciding factor. Dan ****ing Marino at home is the deciding factor.

The chiefs have played two games in Florida in the last decade. Four ****ing head coaches ago. You act like that has anything to do with KC this year. The training camp has moved, the camp practices and philosophies have changed. The players and coaches and equipment and travel and everything.

But yeah. Florida is ****ing Mordor and the very air is a poisonous gas. Not with ten thousand men could you do this.

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO FLORIDA AND WIN ON THE ROAD!

Thats why the jags, bucs, and dolphins all have perfect home records going back to the dawn of time.

Sappho, you are wasting keystrokes on this bunch of scientifically illiterate morons.

You might as well be reading from "The Origin of Species" at one of their Wednesday night prayer meetings.

Exactly. The odds of this team winning this game in Florida are not in any way affected by what happened to other teams in other games at other times.

If you flip a coin 9 times and it comes up heads every time what are the odds it will come up heads on the 10th flip? Still 50/50. The previous flips have no bearing on it.

I'm not saying they can't or won't win here. I'm simply stating that history says that the Chiefs have lost a lot more than they have won when traveling to Florida. That's not my opinion, it's a fact.

Somebody needs to do some research and find out how many games Andy Reid coached teams lost in Florida. Chop chop.

He once sat at a table to eat porridge but the porridge was too cold.

He tried another bowl but that bowl was too hot.

He tried another bowl of porridge and found it was just right.

Ricky Stanzilocks then went upstairs to take a nap but the first bed was too soft.

So he tried another bed but it was too hard.

He then was frustrated and went to another bed and put it in Momma Bears butt. Father Bear came home and ate Ricky Stanzilocks.



The End.

Not sure if anyone has read "The Signal and the Noise", but that book can really help you differentiate between good and bad statistics. I'm not saying we will definitely win in Florida, but the arguments being made in this thread for us losing in Florida are not statistically significant.

It is a fact that has no bearing on the odds we will win this game.

Take the Jags all day. Not even close.

Reid Bastard: "Get in mah bellah!"

Why?

A cursory look at pro football reference says he was 0-2 in Florida through the 2008 season. If I knew how to filter I'd give a more definitive answer. Lost in Miami his first season as HC and the other in TB.

Edit: take that back -Andy is roughly .500% in games in Florida among all three teams and exactly .500 against Jax, 1-1 with a win in 2010 and a loss in 2002. Also a loss in PHI in 2006.

Those kind of facts are brought up by ESPN and gamblers looking for a reason to validate their choice. It comes off as arrogance and dickish more than intelligent and well thought out.