Define Decent Person.

Seriously, Tell Me How You Define It.

And Yeah, Don't Give A Shit About The Other Stuff. But You Should Really Take Care Of Yourself -- Other People Who Like You Want You Around For A Long Time.

I'm Pretty Sure That Is Just An Old Testament Allegory. I Generally Am Not In The Business Of Picking People Over Other People In Matters Of Life And Death.

What does God need with a starship?

The book you "wrote" says in 2 Timothy 3:16.... "All Scripture is inspired by God and profitable for teaching, for reproof, for correction, for training in righteousness".

So, either you actually did what the book of Exodus says you did since every word in that book came from you... or you are a big fat phony.

Seriously??? Not in the business of picking people over others? Christ man... the Isrealites killed Cananites, Philistines, and every other group of people you told them to because they preferred their own Gods over you.

Exodus 6:7 "I will claim you as my own people, and I will be your God. Then you will know that I am the LORD your God who has freed you from your oppression in Egypt."

I am well versed in your story book and will tear your asshole from taint to coccyx with your own words.

The worst thing I do (outside of drinking and drugs) is argue about Alex Smith on Chiefsplanet. He's a good quarterback, why has thou forsaken him?

Good Question. I Don't.

Are you the God of Sha Ka Ree?

Scripture Of Almost All Religions Is "Inspired" By Me. But I'm Not Telling These People What To Write. Sometimes They Advocate Things I Flatly Don't Agree With. The Bible Isn't A Direct Interpretation Of My Wishes Any More Than The Quran Or The Talmud Are.

I Never Told Anybody To Kill Anybody. I Can't Stand That Shit. My General Rule Of Thumb Is Nobody Kill Anybody. But As Usual, Folks Will Coopt Me As Justification For Doing Things For Themselves.

As god-fearing men who hold the gold standard for christian leaders these days, did you like George W. Bush or Mitt Romney better?

That's Not Being A Decent Person. That's Not Being A Terrible Person.

Which Isn't Why You're Here.

He's 3-0. I'd Say He's Not Forsook.

Seriously, Though. I Could Give A Shit.

Well, Yeah. I'm Everybody's God.

That's How The God Thing Works.

I Like Them Both Tremendously, I Don't Even Know How I'd Choose. They Are Dear To Me.

So you didn't take credit for killing the entire population of the planet, save for 8 people, with a flood? You didn't torch Soddom and Gomorrah with salt? You didn't throw down 10 plagues on Egypt culminating in the death of every Egyptian firstborn son, then a whole bunch of them for chasing the Isrealites into the Red Sea? You didn't open up the ground and swallow up Korah and his followers for daring to oppose your spokesman Moses? You didn't kill a bunch of Isrealites for complaining about the Manna you sent and wanting meat instead?

Buillshit. And those are just the old testament examples. I am happy to continue with the New Testament examples if your memory is foggy. I could understand how you would forget... chances are that if you killed countless people here then you have like done the same all over your multi-verse.

I Did Not Do Those Things.

Here's A Pretty Good Rule Of Thumb: If You Read Something, And Go "Why The Hell Would A Benevolent God Do Something This Evil?," There's A Damn Good Chance I Didn't Do That Something. I Want People To Be Happy And Help Each Other, I Don't Ordain Them To Slaughter One Another Or Sprinkle Undue Blessings On Some That Others Won't Receive. That Doesn't Make A Lot Of Sense.

I Mean, Hell. Some Of Those Things Didn't Even Happen. There Was No Major Earth Flood That Killed Humanity, For Instance. And You Folks Know This -- There's No Archeological Evidence For It.

Those Things Are Crude Man-Made Allegories Designed To Promote Some Truth That Hopefully Makes Life Easier And More Benevolent. Some Of Those Succeed Greater Than Others.

Do you flick pain for your own pleasure?