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ShortRoundChief 12-25-2013 03:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 10310010)
I didn't even have a recliner until I was like 28. A real man should buy his own damn poison.

But I do have a really nice man-size bean bag sitting 8 feet from my big-screen. He seems to enjoy that.
that's where my training wheels analogy comes in. Get him hooked and then leave him to support his habit later on.

Phobia 12-25-2013 03:45 AM
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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 10310012)
that's where my training wheels analogy comes in. Get him hooked and then leave him to support his habit later on.
Your pops ruined you with that analogy and because you inherited his tiny pecker. I am shooting for better with my son. I think his tiny pecker is at least 1/2" larger.

ShortRoundChief 12-25-2013 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 10310015)
Your pops ruined you with that analogy and because you inherited his tiny pecker. I am shooting for better with my son. I think his tiny pecker is at least 1/2" larger.
Holy shit. Uncalled for much?
Yeah my pops ruined me. Your'e a ****ing jackass.

Merry Christmas

Phobia 12-25-2013 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 10310022)
Holy shit. Uncalled for much?
Yeah my pops ruined me. Your'e a ****ing jackass.

Merry Christmas
Story of my life. We all got some daddy issues somewhere, right? Otherwise, we'd be a lot more productive with our leisure time, no? It's his fault you have 3" of fury.

ShortRoundChief 12-25-2013 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 10310025)
Story of my life. We all got some daddy issues somewhere, right? Otherwise, we'd be a lot more productive with our leisure time, no? It's his fault you have 3" of fury.
I have no daddy issues and I'm sorry that you have. Hopefully you can overcome that and your obvious obsession with small penises.

Phobia 12-25-2013 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 10310028)
:(

I have no daddy issues and I'm sorry that you have. Hopefully you can overcome that and your obvious obsession with small penises.
Liar. Your chosen u/n proves that your pappy gave you a tiny penis.

I will fight my own pops to the death to prove that I have been blessed with 6.25" by the mailman.

ShortRoundChief 12-25-2013 05:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 10310035)
Liar. Your chosen u/n proves that your pappy gave you a tiny penis.

I will fight my own pops to the death to prove that I have been blessed with 6.25" by the mailman.
My user name is indicative of the era in which I chose it. P diddy (J diddy). I'm glad the mailman delivered for you.

Merry Christmas.

Ceej 12-25-2013 05:08 AM
Are you intending on making banana bread?

big nasty kcnut 12-25-2013 05:32 AM
A iPad mini and a chiefs shirt. Also a late late birthday gift flat screen tv.

ShortRoundChief 12-25-2013 05:34 AM
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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut (Post 10310045)
A iPad mini and a chiefs shirt. Also a late late birthday gift flat screen tv.
Awesome. Merry Christmas and a late late birthday.

Phobia 12-25-2013 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 10310037)
My user name is indicative of the era in which I chose it. P diddy (J diddy). I'm glad the mailman delivered for you.

Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, JD. You're one of my favorite assholes on this site. If you want, I will feed you some food and I will protect you from the Frazod tribe. That's a priceless Christmass gift even thout the Frazod part seems kind of cheap.

big nasty kcnut 12-25-2013 05:37 AM
J diddy yeah it was on October 13 but it the thought and big screen that count

ShortRoundChief 12-25-2013 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut (Post 10310049)
J diddy yeah it was on October 13 but it the thought and big screen that count
I may or may have not wished you a happy birthday then, but either way I wish you one now. You've got a solid heart man and I hope you enjoy your presents.

ShortRoundChief 12-25-2013 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 10310047)
Merry Christmas, JD. You're one of my favorite assholes on this site. If you want, I will feed you some food and I will protect you from the Frazod tribe. That's a priceless Christmass gift even thout the Frazod part seems kind of cheap.
I don't think I'm too concerned about the Frazod "tribe" as you put it and you're one of my favorite people on this site (not sure if you put that intentional or haha but I am sincere)
You're a good dude. Don't drop to their level.

Phobia 12-25-2013 05:45 AM
Both the morons in the previous 2 posts make me want to go open all the stockings and screw you, dorks.


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