Says the morbidly obese guy posting through clouds of Doritos dust on his mom's laptop in her basement.

You got me, old man.

just saw Irsay leaving the police station


He still looked ****ed up ... Billy Bob Thornton ****ed up.

This ****er owns the Colts, a franchise that has been bailed out by luck (and Luck). No matter what Irsay does, as long as he holds onto his QB, he'll look like a goddamn genius. He not only owns an NFL team and rakes in all kinds of dough, but they're actually good and can't ****ing fail.

Quit feeling shit about him. Christ, it's not even like he's a celebrity where the pressure of the camera and being in the public eye is a constant nuisance that can trigger a relapse into one's addiction.

The asshole has life by the balls. You don't. You don't owe him any empathy or sympathy. Whatsoever.

Worthless ****ing silver spoon fed piece of shit human being!

Hopefully he has the Bob Sutton of lawyers defending him.

The Kendrick Lewis Law Firm.

Your honor I'll admit I was drinking if you admit that kid was riding his tricycle too fast.

Irsay will be checking into rehab in 3..2..1...............

Bro?

guy is black: "what a thug, piece of trash"

guy is white: "i can relate, totally brah! pass me another bud lite brother!"

Who are you talking about?

Keep your racial stupidity to yourself.

...go.

And his daughter will be running the team while he's in.

Sexist jokes...activate!