see above

I took a couple docusate, ate some yogurt, now I'm going to bed. If I feel worse tomorrow I'll go the milk of mag route. If that doesn't help I'll go to the doctor.

This interferes with your nervous system in such a way that natural elimination becomes problematic. You need to grab a combo stool softener/laxative. Grab a large container of this from Wal Mart:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/...icleInline.jpg

Take as directed. You will see results within days, if not the day after your first dose.

Have had my apendix removed. So it's not that. How I feel now is nowhere even remotely close to how I felt when I had to have it removed.

I think I'm consitpated. Nothing more, nothing less.

I'll give this a try tomorrow if I'm still feeling shitty. (Pun intended)

Serious poop question
 

Miralax for the short term, fix your diet for the long term.

Edit: looks like someone beat me to it. This stuff works great. It softens the poop up and makes it come out with ease and no pain.

When I got done from heart surgery and they had me all doped up I couldn't shit for a week. Finally, I took an up the butt laxative. Afterwords they prescribed me senna which I took until I was no longer on pain meds. Senna is an FDA approved non prescription laxative supplement and worked for me.

Who knew becoming a vegan turned you into a sanctimonious asshole?

You are probably taking a combination of hydrocodone and acetaminophen. It is known to cause this:

Hydrocodone/APAP and Constipation

For people taking hydrocodone/APAP, constipation is a likely -- and expected -- side effect. Your healthcare provider may recommend that you take a laxative or stool softener while taking the drug to prevent this problem from occurring. Unfortunately, the body does not get used to the effects of the drug that cause constipation, so as long as you are taking hydrocodone/APAP, constipation is likely to occur.

http://pain.emedtv.com/hydrocodone-a...stipation.html

You do realize someone is asking people on Chiefsplanet for shitting advice, right?

Let us know what your gynecologist says?

I've known several people who were on Norco long term. It's really helpful. When he gets off of it this will go away.

LMAO

I couldn't think of a better place to pose the question. This board is filled with pooping pros.

How'd getting your girlfriend a tiarra for valentines day to make her feel like a princess go? :)

This saccofpoo guy thinks you can't tell the different between real help and trolling. I guess he thinks you're dumb.