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Deberg_1990 04-29-2014 07:26 AM
We should just do the Soylent Green option.

Prison Bitch 04-29-2014 08:22 AM
Caleb Wilde of Wilde Funeral Homes, is a sixth generation funeral director in Parkesburg, PA. Before purchasing a funeral home, his family’s company originally operated out of the deceased’s family home. Home funerals use to be a common practice in the US and is how the Wildes operated from 1850 to 1928. Wilde said with their portable equipment, they would embalm the body in the kitchen, casket the body in the home, and hold the service in the parlor. :toast:However, the funeral industry has evolved to incorporate funeral homes for a less invasive and probably more sanitary experience. When the Wilde’s moved their business into their first funeral home, they placed an advertisement stating,

"Offer our home for funerals relieving you of sad associations.”
http://blogs-images.forbes.com/peria...14/04/1201.jpg

ShortRoundChief 04-29-2014 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 10592342)
We should just do the Soylent Green option.
If anyone wants to eat my dead ass I say go for it. It's not like I'll be using it at the time.

George Liquor 04-29-2014 06:25 PM
After I die, wrap me up in a tarp and chuck me in the Kansas River.

Aries Walker 04-29-2014 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10591966)
The only way I'll ever see the Chiefs win another playoff game is if I have my family burn me to ashes and spread me out over the field.

Yes, I'm aware this is not allowed and Illegal. What are you going to do? Send some poor slob out there with a shop vac to clean me up?...
The way I see it, the truest testimony of friendship or family bond is if they're willing to spend the night in jail to give you the final send-off you deserve. I - honest to God - have made arrangements for me to have the burning-ship Viking funeral in the local lake, helmet on my head and sword on my chest, Park Rangers be damned. I even have money willed to them for exactly that reason.

The tricky part for them will be in stealing the body, but I'm confident they'll work it out.

Rain Man 04-29-2014 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Dick Bull (Post 10592314)
I wanna be put in one of them biodegradeable urns that have a seed in them and planted.

I've never heard of such a thing, but I like it.

Rain Man 04-29-2014 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 10591598)
I knew a woman who was body farmed.
Is that some sort of human trafficking thing? What is that?

Rain Man 04-29-2014 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 10591303)
If I were choosing from a clean slate and money was no object, I'd be transformed into a LifeGem.

If I were choosing from a clean slate in reality, I'd just be cremated.

Since I've already paid for a burial plot, I'll probably just be buried (and that's how I voted), although if I can resell it someday, I might do that instead.
I kind of want to do the Lifegem thing, and it seems somewhat reasonable in cost relative to other options. I'd go with the green or yellow color, I think.

http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/LGPrices2006.aspx

cdcox 04-29-2014 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10594475)
Is that some sort of human trafficking thing? What is that?
Enjoy:

http://www.cvltnation.com/death-is-t...m-photography/

ThaVirus 04-29-2014 10:22 PM
The death industry isn't much different than expensive wedding rings, weddings, college, holidays, etc.

It's all about the money.

Rasputin 04-30-2014 09:13 PM
I've decided I want to be buried & ask the Kansas City Chiefs players to be the pallbearers so that they can let me down one more time.


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