The wrong name at the worst possible time.

Several months later I did the exact same damn thing with the next one using the 1st one's name.

Fun times.

"That's how your sister does it"

There is no point of killing yourself, no one would care or miss you.

Didn't say it to her directly, but I had been dating a girl who had three cats. She dumped me, but we were still FB friends. About a week later, my friend asked me for a legendary post I made on craigslist offering a cat bounty hunter service. So I posted the text on my wall.

Yeah, she defriended me quickly. LMAO

While the ex wife and I were going through our divorce she called me crying one night..I had been drinking..heavily..out of all the things that were said during the divorce I regret this one

She calls and I answerwithout looking to see who it was..she said hi..I responded with oh **** me..she asked what I was doing..told her I was drinking..she got to crying and apologizing for all the things she had done..I stay quiet and listen the whole time..she gets done talking..all is quite for a minute..she asks if I am still there..I said yes..she asked if I had anything to say..I said I'm completely blown away by something. I can not understand how you are still alive..she asked me what I meant..I said well over the years it has become obvious that you got brain damage as a young person..she got mad and asked me what I meant by that..I said it blows my mind that I just figured out that it happened either when you were in her stomach and she went poking around with a rusty hanger or after you were born and she shook you like a tambourine because there is no way possible that after you developed into a young adult you became that reeruned..then I hung up..I woke up feeling shitty about it the next day

Sadly, I don't remember this.

Oh, wow. Holy shit. I hope she deserved it.

You want to know why I don't talk to you ? Because you're too ****ing stupid to understand anything I have to say.

Every day that I have to spend with you sucks two days off the end of my life.

One more:
I completely understand now why your ex husband went to work one day and never came back. He's smarter than I thought he was.

Same here, man, on both points. I'm quite lucky.

ROFL gold!

I could write a book on the things I said to the last and only love of my life that must have hurt like hell and hastened our departure.

Nothing too terrible, I wasnt some alcoholic abusive that went too far mind you... but if you added up all of the "bitches and **** you's" and myriad other things, they would make a sailor blush.

Truly some of the greatest mistakes of my life, cant hardly believe how horrible I was at times, going out to drink by myself?, why?!... disgusting and embarrassing, to say the least, it cost me the love of my life and my family.

Too young and stupid to realize what I was about to lose.

If only we got a mulligan in life.

If I'm ever fortunate enough to find a new girl, a real girl... she's gonna be lucky, atleast in the sense that she has hooked up with a man that has learned sooo many lessons.

your best friend gave me a blowjob outta do the trick.

I tried talking my ex girlfriend into anal a few times and she would always go into a 20 minute bitchfest about all the things that she didn't like about it

So one day she had been bitching at me all day and I got sick of it and told her I was going to **** her in the ass that night and she went into her speech again..after she finished I leaned forward looked her dead in the eyr and told her something that makes me smile to this day

I get why you hate anal so much..I really do..ass sex is just like vegetables..when your forced to have it as a child you can't enjoy it as an adult