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I don't understand the having kids fetish.
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I toe ****ed a chick in a very nice restaurant in Chicago. I was sitting next to her originally, and she asked me to sit opposite of her in the booth. She reached down and grabbed my foot, took off my shoe and started to massage my foot for a bit. Then she slid up close to the table and said "**** me with your toe".......I was like, wtf? This was the 2nd date with this gal, and the first one was basically a kiss good night. I was stunned, but was absolutely going to oblige. She hiked her skirt a bit, took my foot and slid the big toe right into her ****. It was the oddest feeling in the world. I'm at Charlie Trotter's having a 5* Meal and toe ****ing a broad on our 2nd date. The beauty of this was that she invited me to have dinner and was paying for the meal. At that point in my life, there was no ****ing way I could afford a $300+ dinner. She came and we left.
I guess feet were her thing because I received a foot job from her later that night that caused me to throw a cum rope about 5 ft in the air. Good times...... |
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I didn't call her after we messed around....so she cried rape. |
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I ****ed a friend once and she insinuated that I raped her. Not forcible rape, but that "you took advantage of me" rape which basically means "we both got drunk and we ****ed and I regret it because I have a boyfriend and now I'm going to blame you to make myself feel like less of a whore". Dumb ass bitch... |
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That's some weird porno shit. It's ****ing disgusting. |
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That being said, I'm not the jealous type at all. My wife and I work on the same airfield, but in different jobs, so we have a lot of mutual coworkers. My wife's office has a snack fund, and lots of times somebody will return to my workplace from the snack fund and say, "Some dude is down there hitting on your wife." I just smile and go about my business. I take it as a compliment, I guess. But the thought of swinging, or being a cuckold irks me. |
Now the real question. How many of you are actually looking up some of these fetishes and watching them?
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S&M and bondage stuff. Never got the appeal.
The fetishes dealing with urination and defecation as well. |
My one constant: I stay away from the asshole and anything to do with it in general. That is an exit only orifice, and I don't want to be anywhere near it, especially when a barge is leaving the canal.
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