ROFL Now that is funny stuff!

That'll bust on you as often as it'll work out, I feel.

You need a guy who's going to show up every day to work and work hard.

That to me is more important than a QB that is some cock of the walk.

HI GUYZTH ITS ME JUST GOT DONE WITH MY CLARINET LESSON READY TO PRACTICE SOME FOOTBALL

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I'll bet Bray ****ed the prom queen. Maybe he should get a shot at starting. :hmmm:

Hiiiiii giiiirls. I'm the quaaaarterbaaack. I losssstht my numberrrrr... can I have yooooouuurrssssssssss?

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Also, I'm not sure Russell Wilson has ****ed the prom queen.

I'm not sure if he's ****ed at all.

I'm not even sure if he's ever masturbated. That dude is creepy when it comes to sex.

He lost his virginity to Ciara thats well worth the wait.

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I have no rebuttal for this so I shall simply ignore it.

Sounds like that scene from Moneyball.

"He's got an ugly girlfriend. An ugly girlfriend means no confidence."

Though Andy Dalton could've peacocked the hell out of that ginger shit.

That's who Davis Webb is. Elite frame, elite arm, leadership and loads of potential.

Derek Carr was similar. He made some real WTF throws at Fresno St but he was a hardworking leader who could make all the throws and had the potential.

We loved Carr and we tried to get Lynch. One would think they would want Webb.

Billy Beane spent 80% of that movie being wrong about pretty much every word out of his mouth.

Carlos Pena was a much better 1b and overall player than Scott Hatteberg. Chad Bradford had no business facing lefthanders and when you look at the people Beane actually drafted with his '**** body types' nonsense, almost all of them sucked pretty badly. I tried to explain to my wife that 3 years later Carlos Pena had a season on par with Albert !@#$ing Pujols and got MVP votes, not to mention a gold glove. But only after Beane dumped him for nothing just so Art Howe would play a 32 year old first baseman with no ceiling. She suddenly couldn't figure out why we were supposed to be impressed by Billy Beane.

God I hated that !@#$ing movie. 2 hours and not a single mention of Hudson, Zito, Mulder, Tejada or Chavez - the 5 best players on that team by a lot. Hell, Lidle was as important to that squad as any of the d-bags they wanted to talk about. Instead I'm supposed to act like ****ing Terrance Long and Ricardo Rincon made all the difference and Billy Koch throwing 100 goddamn miles an hour was just there for the ride.

**** Billy Beane in his face; overrated hack who knows he'd fail if he went to a big market team and didn't have the excuses to fall back on. The guy hasn't been shit for 10 years and wasn't really all that great at his apex.

I think Andrew Luck had corrective facial surgery when he was younger. They were supposed to take the cheek bones of a hobo and graft them onto Andrew's face.

The problem is they got it wrong. They took the butt cheek bones of a hobo.

Thus, that's why Andrew Luck looks the way he does.

I don't disagree with any of that. Not to mention, even in the movie, it was Jonah Hill's character doing all the work, not Billy Beane.

Just thought it was funny about ****ing the prom queen. I doubt Tom Brady's skinny awkward ass was ****ing the prom queen, but he is now.

I don't give two shits if he looks like a goofy ****. I've definitely seen goofier looking ****ers. He has a live arm, a good head on his shoulders and a good work ethic. I would have more of a problem with someone who sounds like an idiot than someone who looks like one. I'm kinda hoping we take Mahomes or Webb.

Webb is going somewhere in the first...as mentioned a few times, multiple teams have told him he is a first round talent...I think a double-digit amount of teams. If he isn't selected in the 1st somewhere, then these NFL scouts feed these draft kids bullshit before the draft. The way Webb talks about it, though...I believe him. This guy gives a really smooth interview. He talks about the scouts telling him that he's a first round talent towards the end of this episode.

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