ShortRoundChief |
07-24-2017 10:08 AM |
I feel you. Recently I received a letter from the water company. They wanted me to pay them for water I apparently used the month prior. I was all, hey, why this water so expensive. It's free when it comes out of the sky. Then they side because they have to put it in their pipes. I was like, whoa mother****er, I didn't ask you to put it in your pipes. If it's free coming out of the sky the I will just let it hit my yard and the water will soak into my pipes in my yard.
I went all scientific with them. They were all what? I said it's osmosis mother****er. Don't you be pushing free water into your pipes and then pushing that shit into my pipes in my yard and then trying to charge me for it. I ain't paying that shit cause I didn't ask for no free water to be put into your pipes and to be charged for it. They were baffled. First, they said you don't really get how this works do you? I was all, yeah, I get it. You still my free yard water and then try to make me pay for it. **** you, water thieves. I refuse to pay this. In fact I'm charging you for coming into my yard and stealing my free yard water. So I sent them this, but they did not pay!! I'm above pissed right now. I'm taking this shit to the People's Court or Judge Judy or maybe even Judge Reinholdt. I'm gonna garnish these bitches wages and see how they like it. Yeah, credit reporting time mother****ers!
Point is I'm on par with your mental state right now.
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