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throw it in the back of the truck and sell it to the old man in the trailer court for $14.
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I always push it to the farthest away portion of the parking lot and turn it on its side.

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 13144878)

throw it in the back of the truck and sell it to the old man in the trailer court for $14.
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You must have a shit load of shopping carts in your garage

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 13144889)

I always push it to the farthest away portion of the parking lot and turn it on its side.

You dick!

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Originally Posted by KCrockaholic (Post 13144734)

Returning a shopping cart is kinda like wiping your own ass. If you're too lazy to not wipe your own ass, just stay home.

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Did you mean return back to my HOME?

I currently have 14 in the garage, customize them and trick them out and then sell them to the newly homeless.

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Yes, I return them to the corral.
I am a highly successful international playboy, so your friend is spot on.

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 13144902)

Did you mean return back to my HOME?

I currently have 14 in the garage, customize them and trick them out and then sell them to the newly homeless.

I want one with flames and a Baraka lounger in case I ever lose my job

I don't. My wife does it instead.

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 13144570)

Yes. I'm not a butt ****ing heathen.

This.

Only assholes just flip their carts wherever.

Because they are assholes.

Always. And if the corral is empty and it is towards closing time I take it back inside the store.

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Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 13144703)

Yes, I'm not a lazy ****ing piece of shit who can't be bothered to return my cart to any of the numerous corals in the parking lot. Aldi's does it right. People will walk a mile to get that quarter back

So if someone at Aldi gives you their cart do you pay it forward and give it to someone else or pocket that free quarter?

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 13144902)

Did you mean return back to my HOME?

I currently have 14 in the garage, customize them and trick them out and then sell them to the newly homeless.

I live in a dense urban neighborhood, and I'm only two blocks from the grocery store.

In the good old days, I did bring the cart home. I'd then put outside my garage in the alley, and the store had a truck that would drive through all of the alleys and pick up the carts. It was awesome.

The system had been in place long before I moved there, and I was told about it by a bagboy, which gave it legitimacy. However, I was never quite sure if it was a neighborhood service or if so many people walked off with the carts that the store did it out of necessity.

My question was answered several years later when the store remodeled. They put invisible leashes on all of the carts, so now if you reach the edge of the parking lot the wheels all lock up.

I'm used to it now, so I make small purchases more frequently. But it was annoying to initially figure it out, because the store didn't say anything about it. People just ended up with full carts that were locked up, and they were two blocks from home on foot.

what shits me, is when you get 2/3's into an empty parking spot between two large vehicles and THEN you notice the trolly in your spot :cuss: