Originally Posted by Donger (Post 15334943)

You use the "feminine wash" setting?

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 15334953)

What, you don't like a nice ball massage? :)


But no. Got it thinking the wife might, but she's not a fan of it for either function.

Originally Posted by wheeler08 (Post 15334903)

Can anyone post link to ones they have?

I’d never really thought of one, then I was listening to the fantasy footballers podcast one day and they had some bidet company as a sponsor and all the guys on the podcast said they all swear by them. I thought, am I in the dark on this? Then this thread pops up and you guys act like it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. My Anus interest is piqued now too!

Originally Posted by wazu (Post 15334934)

Luxe Bidet Neo 120

Pretty easy to install with whatever toilet seat you already have. This one works great. I'm curious to try fancier ones someday to see if they are somehow better, but if you're looking for a low-cost one to try out this is a great option.

Originally Posted by wazu (Post 15334466)

I bought a cheap one when the pandemic began. There’s no going back.

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 15335071)

When I was in Japan a couple of years ago, some of the hotels had fancy ones and it was really pretty nice. We'll be redoing a bathroom soon and I may make a pitch to the wife to get a fancy bidet toilet that speaks Japanese and flashes multi-colored disco lights when you flush.

Originally Posted by SupDock (Post 15335081)

Make sure you have an outlet by the toilet

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 15335090)

Dang. That could be a problem given the location. Thanks for the advice.

But wait. There is a light on that wall. There has to be some wiring running through it.

Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois (Post 15335111)

I don't have an electrical source near the throne, and I was apprehensive about cold water hitting my anus.
However - that was much worrying about nothing. The unheated water actually feels pretty good, and doubly good if I had spicy food the night before.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 15334426)

Ohhhhh. My anus’ interest is piqued.

Originally Posted by wazu (Post 15334934)

Luxe Bidet Neo 120

Pretty easy to install with whatever toilet seat you already have. This one works great. I'm curious to try fancier ones someday to see if they are somehow better, but if you're looking for a low-cost one to try out this is a great option.