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One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when St. Peter asked him to watch the gates for a few minutes. Jesus agreed and in a few minutes he saw an old, old man approach. This man was old! He walked very slowly, had a halting gait, and long white hair and beard.

When Jesus asked if he could help, the old man advised him in a shaky voice that he was looking for his son. Jesus wanted to help
but didn't think he could as there were millions of people there.

"I know I can identify him very easily by the holes in his hands and feet," states the old man.

Jesus does a double take and says, "Father?"

The old man looks at Jesus and says, "Pinocchio?"

Q: How do you get 1,000 dead babies in a Volkswagen?

A: Food processor




Q: How do you get them out?

A: A straw or Doritos

oh I've got more if you guys want 'em

What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.





You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?

A: Take your foot off of it's head.

Q: How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?


A: Nail its other hand to the floor.

Ouch!

GD, am I ever glad my wife doesn't read this BB;)

What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?




Sticking pins in their eyes.

Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. Wiped his ass.

what's the first thing a woman should do after coming home from a battered wife's seminar?





the dishes if she knows what's good for her

That is so FN wrong, I can't comment any further

ROFL :eek:

Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?



So you can tell which ones are still alive.

ah, memories-- that was my first dead baby joke- ever since, I was hooked