So could Charles Manson, according to him.


(I thought you were leaving.)

I'll be in Texarkana on Sunday. You buying at Fat Jacks?

It's not midnight yet.

Charles Manson is one of you, only with scruples.

Liar.

You bet.

Low IQ's mean you use small words (like ****). I'd guess yours at about 60.

I think midnight has already come for you.

Be passing through at about 8:00pm.

What p;art of the world are you in?

holy muther...Tom Cash again?

Tom Cash is morally bankrupt.

It's contageous, I got it here.

I needed to be sure you understood.

Haha. You can't spell. Where is Skip Towne when you need him...

ME, ME, ME. Just an hour ago I was trying to provide a public service and you deleted it for no reason.

Shit boy, I am a professional. A professional engineer.

If I had actual feelings, I'd be hurt.

Now go peddle your medical advice elsewhere. BTW, where did you get your Phd?

Haha, who gives a shit? You got the point.

People with low IQ's make assumptions based on intuition and prior knowledge alone, without allowing any new information to be assimilated.

People with low IQ's see a floating piece of ice and tell you it's mass and density without ever taking it out of the water to get a good look...Sparky.

Naw, I spell like you guys think. I don't use the spell checker unless I'm writing about something important......get the drift?

I see you're a thinking man.

Deep, like those plastic Care Bear wading pools at Wal-Mart...

I bet it sounded like a wet fart when you were born.

Don't bring Christ into this, most of the people here are agnostic and/or dislexic. Probably insominacs as well.

You all probably sit up nights wondering if there is a dog.

Nobody wants to read about your vaginal warts.

I'd bet you are wrong, but then again I don't remember. Did yo mama fart to bring you to life? We all know it had to have been a fart cause you ain't shit.

Thought you were leaving 8 hrs ago, capt Insano?

So bubba, jump in that water and tell us about the ice.

You claimed I needed a professional, I merely pointed out that I am one. I also work with about 20 other professionals. What you need is to go see joe mama.

I was, I might be. I could be around for years. Who knows?

Sounds like you've got Avoidant Personality Disorder, but I'm no expert...

Back when I joined the service, they made officers out of people with engineering degrees. They must have overlooked you. (Or you're a damn liar).

Being a PE doesn't mean that you're not a bed wetter.

I'm guessing the professional help you need, is in the cheap bedroom. You could use a Hummer more than any guy I've read. I'm guessing you could find some former sailor at a rest area to take care of that for you for a Jefferson.

Exactly my point. Well done, you've managed to do everything but check yourself in.

Take the pills the good nurse gives you...

My god ... you're still here?

ROFL

I really should've taken that bet (you know, the one you offered when I typed that you'd never leave and you said you would).

Of course, everyone knows that you wouldn't be man enough to pay it.

MM
~~:LOL:

You didn't take the bet, that's why I'm still here. You see? It's all your fault!

You are really quick aren't you? I went to college AFTER I got off active duty.

Really?

And all this time I thought you were still here because you're nothing more than douche juice in dire need of professional psychiatric help.

You make baby Jesus cry ...

MM
~~:shake:

Then you must be hella Old.

If you can tell me what being agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac have to do with the current conversation I'll give you another piece of candy...

Where did you get your Phd? Websters dictionary?

You have totally missed the point. Did you run the spell checker for me?

Where'd you get your Navy medals? A box of Cracker Jacks?

MM
~~nlm

I may have to come wup your ass.

Older than most of you here.

Did 7 years active, 21 1/2 years reserve. now guess my age.

I figured only the experts had a PHD, I'm just seeing a cry for help and guessing from your posts that you might have a need for a session or two...

Naw, didn't have to. I earned them in 3 wars and 28 1/2 years of service.

Where'd you get yours?

You write like a professional third grader. It's dyslexic, dipshit. Insominacs? Hahahahahahahahahahaha? You are truly ignorant.

I'm guessing 10 years old by the way you act here.

Is Tom and Ghostof related? Is Warpaint99 their evil love child?

Obviously.

Why don't you s'plain it to me professor?

Being an agnostic insomniac, I didn't really have to.

Why would I need help. You goat ropers have no clue as to what is going on. Go ahead and use your barroom doctorate.

18+7+21.5= 46-47 if they escourted you to the door recently.

I'll bet that Naval Reserve PT requirement is a real Muther...

When you were leading cadence during those mountainous Runs at the Kansas Naval Reserve Top Gun school, did you make them sing

"ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT"
rowrowrowyourboat
"GENTLY DOWN THE STREEEEEEAM"

They sit up at night and wonder if there is a dog.

What I wouldn't give for a Tom Cash vs Skip Towne title bout. That would be epic.

Well, fill us in.

I'm curious to see how you explain being urinated on by a BB fits into your master plan...

The door is closing behind me this coming weekend. 53.

The semi annual PT is 1 1/2 miles under 15 minutes, age variable 15 is for over 50. All the pushups you can do in 2 minutes and all the curl ups you can do in 2 minutes. Always scored excellent. Not hard if you keep moving.

What a noob. No cadence, that's the Marines so they don't step on each other.

ho hum.

Yeah Nancy, I got the joke.

WTF does it have to do with the current path of discourse?

Now the real issue comes to the surface.........You're rebelling because you're about to have a midlife changing experience....

I think you'll be a TOP SHELF Greeter at Walmart.

Three wars?

Let's see here ... there were 20 years between 'Nam and Desert Storm, and nothing in between.

Is there some other war of which I am unaware, or are you once again proving what a lying sack of shit you are?

As far as my service, a degeneritive disc condition prevented me from flying planes in the Navy. All I had to do was pass the physical and I was in the Academy.

And even if I had gone in, I wouldn't have used it as a way to get people to like me as you have done in the past.

Basically, you're the argument for keeping abortion legal.

MM
~~:spank:

He's closer to your league than mine. I actually DO have a degree.

It is obvious that you haven't had enough to drink.

There is nothing being discussed on this thread worthwhile. That's the point you missed. You just can't stop. You are as bad as me.

If I were truly having a problem I'd seek help, but...... oh, well I'll leave the butts to you.

You were offering to provide Tom's address and home phone number. I deleted it for a good reason.

Ahhh...I thought that was funny too.....in ninth grade.

OK, now you're just channeling Mr. Kotter.



:p --> Rob

Wow ... is that kind of quality smack you were discussing earlier?

If so, there's a first grader down the street you should meet. I'm sure he could teach you a thing or two ...

or does the court order prevent you from being around anyone under 18?

MM
~~ROFL

I see he's still here, hours after saying he's leaving. He's obviously not a person of his word.

So you didn't go in the service because you couldn't get into the academy? Lame

Ever heard the term broken service? My 28 1/2 years were not consecutive. And if you've been reading I retire this weekend.

Most people that like me are people that I've had face to face acquaintence. If you think I need you guys to like me you've misread everything I've ever posted. If you need to like someone on this board you are avoiding life in general. Get out on the streets and meet your neighbors.

Somebody's been watching a little too much Deadwood.

ROFL

anyone can get the number to Hardees with a phone book....

Where was this when I was having a discussion of irony the other day.......

My $ is on Cranky Kong, er uhm, I mean Skip!

That was only 6 years ago. Cut them some slack...

You actually hear the words? I was sure you had the sound down and the lights off to zero in on Seth.

Apparently, reading comprehension isn't your strong suit.

I couldn't serve in any capacity, for any service. Otherwise, you'd have spent part of your service doing my dishes.

Yes, I have. But for you to serve in three wars, you'd have to be in your 70's. The math doesn't add up.

So, what are these three wars? And exactly what role did the Navy play other than delivery boys?

That's funny, several of us here have met you face to face and we still don't like you.

ROFL Is that why you spent this morning trying to convince me via PM that you weren't Tom Cash, and kept going on about how Tom Cash must be right and a good guy? Nice try ... ROFL

Posts the guy who said he was leaving eight hours ago ... and about a month ago ... and about a half dozen times before that.

Just when I think you can't further prove that you're a hypocrite and dumbass, BAM! You manage to do so.

MM
~~ROFL

Ahhh...Seth. That's one hot coc*sucker.

It was funnier with the filter...

Wow! He's only 4 rep spots away from taking the bottom spot away from Saul.

Phobia and his gawdamn filters.

Look at Mark M going Sam Waterston.......