Please. War and Peace was like a dribble for Scanlon. Major dump would be like the Encyclpedia Galactica.

big

book

Apple

That did it! Now Skip is gonna by pissed.

That may be the thing that stops this from going to 500. The thread Lord will not approve.

:thumb:

hey boys...did you know that Red and Badgirl posted pictures on the board?

Where?

oh yea...you can also see stumpy and clint.

We posted some of our kids pictures in the baby thread, and then badgirl posted hers, like she promised, and then Red posted a family shot..so now you all have to post a picture......ROFL

all kidding aside, good looking pictures and families.

Is that some kind of a threat? I like my eyes just fine, thank you.

hey, you weren't supposed to leave and look..

hello.....hello....ROFL

:eek:....ROFL

We should have a rich scanlon picture thread.

Don't laugh. It might keep roy occupied.

This thread blows now. It doesn't have legs.

Thread killer.

WTF is going on here, I got to reading Psi's Gawd Dam long azz joke and just about shot myself afterward. The post count has went up alot, this great!

that's because commatard wrecked it with her scrapbooking session.

Perhaps this might be a good time for a Scanlon noob to ask what the fug is all the interest in this reserve LB who plays on the Special teams, sometimes.

Is he someones cousin? Did he go to your high school? Did you have his nutsack on your chin once in College?

WTF is it? Seriously now. Is it just CP BB dumassery and nothing more? If thats the case, then how did it get started. Link please?

Rich Scanlon threads don't need legs. They have tentacles.

At least until his forearm cramps up.

Shouldn't be a problem. Not like it requires much range of motion for him.

I 2nd that! A raise of hands is saul a thread killer?

College photo
 

Website article from Syracuse U
 

Former Orange Rich Scanlon Named NFL Europe Defensive MVP

Rich Scanlon led the Orange in tackles in 2003 with 147.


Former Syracuse University linebacker Rich Scanlon has been named the 2005 NFL Europe Defensive Player of the Year. A member of the Berlin Thunder, Scanlon led the league with 94 tackles. He was the Thunder’s leading tackler in every game, helping Berlin to a league-best 7-3 record. Scanlon was also named to the All-NFL Europe League team, which is voted on by the NFLEL coaching staffs, members of a media panel, and fans voting online. Scanlon, allocated by the Kansas City Chiefs, is the first linebacker to win the defensive mvp award since 1999.



Scanlon was a second-team All-BIG EAST selection as a senior in 2003 after recording 147 tackles. His 94 solo tackles that season ranks seventh on SU’s single-season record list. Scanlon earned the Defensive MVP award at the 2003 Blue-Gray All-Star Classic after recording eight total tackles. He ranks eighth on SU’s career tackles for a loss list with 22.5 tackles for a loss of 92 yards.



Scanlon was a member of the 2003 CoSIDA Academic All-America First Team and was a three-time District I Academic All-America selection. He earned his degree in health and exercise science.

This is not Scanlon
 

This is one of Scanlon's testicles
 

Here's the other
 

Hey you asked and i responded, I still think that hockey sucks, and I like Tony G, not want to adopt him, as for the age thing there is nothing that I can do other than get older, so I'll work on that! :)

I've heard that "Scanlon" has been accepted as the new German word for "thunder" and that the NFLE defensive MVP award will henceforth be known as "The Scanlon Cup". It's actually a bronze mold of his athletic supporter, which is so large that it dwarfs Lord Stanley's Cup. They've added handles so ensuing winners can sip champagne from it.

Oh, wait. Breaking news. There will be no more winners. Scanlon is permanent NFLE defensive MVP in absentia.

Oh, wait, no. Check that. They're dissolving the league. All the other players have taken their balls and gone home, resigning to the fact that they're no Scanlon.

I think that this thread is going to make it to 400 today!Apics1 nice pics man!

I think, therefore I Scanlon.

ROFL funny man +rep to ya!

I'm spent. Not very many pics on the interweb of your boy Scanlon. I wonder why?

No I Scanlon

Queer Scanlon for the Straight Guy

A little premature? heh, heh.

Premature Scanlon?

Because he sucks gynormous donkey wang! eeewwww.... :Lin:

I can see his first commercial:

"Hi Ladies - I'm Rich Scanlon. Ever get that "not so fresh" feeling?..."

He was using the powers of Scanlon to see into the future!

Try Sprunt it works for me!

Repost,

Perhaps this might be a good time for a Scanlon noob to ask what the fug is all the interest in this reserve LB who plays on the Special teams, sometimes.

Is he someones cousin? Did he go to your high school? Did you have his nutsack on your chin once in College?

WTF is it? Seriously now. Is it just CP BB dumassery and nothing more? If thats the case, then how did it get started. Link please?

Pardon me, but is that a Scanlon in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Perhaps this is not a good time for a Scanlon noob to ask what the fug is all the interest in this reserve LB who plays on the Special teams, sometimes.

Is he someones cousin? Did he go to your high school? Did you have his nutsack on your chin once in College?

WTF is it? Seriously now. Is it just CP BB dumassery and nothing more? If thats the case, then how did it get started. Link please?

Yes.

A few pics of NFL Europe Cheerleaders
 

Scanlon's type?

http://www.sportsline.com/u/photos/pl_91690.jpg

Too skinny>
 

I bet he hit this one
 

I love you Rich!
 

What the hell are you talking about?:hmmm:

Tellin' us to look at pictures of female CP'ers. :banghead:

What is wrong with that? I didn't make you go look at us.:rolleyes:

I didn't bitch. I'm just fillin' you in on what ArrowheadWolf meant. Or at least what I thought he meant. :hmmm:

come on boys, you are slacking...

Yes, I do rule. Now give me lotsa green rep, I loooove me sum grrr-EEN rep, yessir!

117 to go...or so. Glad I could help.

My god Rich has got to be one of the ugliest MoFo's I've seen in awhile, and what the hell happened to his neck?

It collapsed when he attempted to break his own record by doing 63 chicks at the same time.

Thank you Scanlon for making this thread one of the best post whore threads ever! :hail: :hail: :hail:

So, they gave him a hubcap for playing good defense in the NFL Europe?

Speaking of whores, where's Scanfan?

He's got more chicks on him than Mexicans on a U.S. SUV in Mexico after dark!

Or a Phobia Truck!

It would be nice of her drop by, the post count would double! She would start running of at the keyboard and it would be on!

Hey! What's all the interest in this reserve LB who plays on special teams sometimes and has more penalties than tackles in his career? Is he someone's cousin? Did he go to your high school? Did you have his nutsack on your chin once in college?
WTF is it? Seriously now. Is it just CP dumbassery and nothing more?
If that's the case then how did it get started? Link Pleease!!!

Approaching 400. Wow.

Thats what I was shooting for!

Here is a link
if you look around at the last 20 days his name is eveywhere! But all in all its just fun!

Where did everyone go?

Hello anyone else out there? Whats the difference between Scanlon and God.......Nothing Scanlon is God.



Sorry that sucked so bad!

Rich Scanlon is so famous, there is bound to be a website to whom it is dedicated. Check google or something, you lazy a**es :p

Oh yeah it made it to 400 today!

To know the man, you must first know the myth.

Richard is his Christian name. He was born Undiagwo Scanlon in the Nepalese mountain village of Ichwa. Undiagwo is Nepalese for "he with the enormous man-bulge".

Scanlon was an unusual child with unusual abilities. One time he lifted Mt. Everest with his mind. When goat herding, he was able to ward off fifteen wolves while managing to seduce a sherpa.

Some accused Scanlon of being a minion of Satan. He was banished to Syracusia, which means "Land of the Oranges".

In his time there, he killed 267 people (per day) and did over 19,000 chicks (per hour).

That is why we follow him.

My work is done for the day, see you all tomarrow. Ponycar93 OUT!

WTF guys??? There's still 87 posts to go!

Wow. I never realized he was such a complex individual...
Does he lead a church or some other charitable organization that I might be able to donate to, so that others may learn of the wonders held in his loins???