If this whole thread doesn't speak volumes about a liberal's mindset, I don't know what does...

Your post was made at 11:39am yesterday. The threads were merged at 12:14.

Hours? You're a ****ing liar in addition to everything else.

I bet Frechie is waking up with a monster hangover today.

I just finished reading this entire thread. Hall of Classics material indeed. ROFL

Oh wow.

That is golden.

I'll drink to that. :toast:

bump

wow, what a ride...

wth do i always miss the good stuff?

one lousy night i decide to drink (and drink and drink), and a classic thread passes me by... :deevee: :deevee: :deevee:

Is this really still happening? Jesus, I have slept eight hours, played eighteen holes, pulled the motor out of my boat and taken it apart. Now I am started on a pretty good drunk, jeesh, this is funny.

I had no idea you were such a renaissance man. I thought you just watched Boston Legal and the Chiefs and posted on Chiefsplanet in your underwear.

I am anxiously awaiting the start of Boston Legal again, they are moving it to Thursday this season. I am a fanatic golfer and gearhead first, but the Chiefs are right there. I shot an 82 this morning and got my clock cleaned, we play for some pretty good money on Saturday mornings.

Haha, and you told me it was your wedding day. See it was not all that bad was it.;)

Whoa, being pwned by Chiefs4me is brutal. Ouch.

Damn, nice, probably one best posts on this thread IMO. ROFL

gotta give the gal credit on this one, that's for sure... :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

I remember reading post, please save me some digging, what post was it so I can rep it please?

AW.....thank you :p

Sounds like a quality day so far.

Well I wonder if he did give brock his number? Has anyone heard from either one of them today?

Yeah it will be nice when that show starts up again especially since they cut it short last season. Though I read somewhere that the hot British chick will not be back. Not happy about that.

Bout to exceed the sensible limet of beer in consideration of tomorrow though, how about you? :D

Damn she is hot, I am sorry to hear that. :drool:

oh shut the fuuck up you dumb,cocksucking conservative pile of diarrhea.



this thread doesn't need anymore bullchit ... it smells bad enough


go back to having sex with your momma/sister/aunt and leave well enough alone.

ROFL.....watch out Laz, he is looking for the pm button to send you his number....:thumb:

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL I cant harly ufg[j typeu

around post 228: here

Thanks, you went to a lot of effort and now I feel lazy. :D

That's nothing new. :p

:evil:

It hasn't quite been 24 hours. But still, no private message setting the stage for the apocalyptic telephone confrontation.

I'm beginning to think he really didn't know how to send one.

or sobered up maybe?

PM me your telephone number. :mad:







:p :)

Wow!
Just fuckin Wow!

I didn't start reading this until today because it already had several pages when I got home from work yesterday, and my time on the board was very limited last night.

I can see I missed a classic.

I think I just learned something I didn't know, so this is,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,a test.

BTW, Brilliant and Laz in the the same area code?
Not possible! :p

well, i can see the send pm button, but i don't know if i should left click or right click it... :( :( :(

oh wait, i'm not penchief... :eek: :eek: :eek:

This train wreck should have been moved to the romper room 24 hours ago.

no way, horseray...

there's a lot of comedic gold yet to be mined in this thread...

don't be in such a hurry to put this pony in the stable... :shake: :shake: :shake:

This horse should have been sent to the glue factory.

ok, now...

the rest of your life, every time you make a good joke or pun, people (like me) are gonna think that you've switched user id's with somebody funny, like rainman (well, then again, you aren't THAT funny)...

Shut your friggin' face, Lord Maul...

In all fairness, my instructions on how to send a PM to Brock were probably useless to penchief. I don't think he has Private Messages enabled in his profile so he wouldn't have seen the "Send PM" button at the bottom of every post.

I dunno if my theory holds water as I'm too lazy to test it. But it sounds good to me. Anyways, it was big fun last night...heh...

He hasn't posted anything since around 11:00 last night. He probably:

A. Realized what an ass he was being and is too ashamed to come back
B. Doesn't realize what an ass he was being and has left the Planet forever
C. Is still sleeping it off

The "Send PM" button is still there, but when you press it, it gives you the following message:

"You have turned off private messages. You may not view or send private messages until you turn them on by editing your profile."

If he was truly computer illiterate, and hammered out of his mind, the message could have been a show stopper.

Thanks. I'm going with the 'hammered out of his mind' theory...

Yep..it's my christmas present from Phob.:rolleyes:

I just tested it and was told to enable private messages on my profile.I wonder if he really couldn't do it....:hmmm:

Oh MAH Lawd!!! I can't believe I passed over this fooking gold nugget last night, as my eyes glassed over with boardom.

I'll say this now....If any of you fuggers challenges Iowanian to a duel, be reminded that along with the map to his house, there will be a disclaimer, reminding you that the final thing you will see is my arse preparing to fart into your gaping mouth as you gasp your final breath.

you were to busy playing poker...and you have to read the whole thread.

I can't believe this is STILL going. ROFL

Heh, yeah, it deftinaly has hall of classic material, for sure. I guess everyone just want to get their post in before it's too late. :p

I did read the entire thread....I never ask for the CLiff notes.

Its just as well I was losing to pokertards at cards, elst I find myself on a "people to kill" from some internet nutjob's trailerhouse bathroom wall....probably written in lipstick.

I would bet option C, penchief is a tough player, he would not give up over something so minor. Actually a pretty smart guy as well so I think he was probably sauced last night.

Speaking of pokertards....

Last night we were having our monthly tournament and my buddy's wife is at my table. She's one of those who has no clue how to play hold 'em...also one of the luckiest shits I've ever seen (probably karma for life from surviving a REALLY bad ATV accident 5 years ago. She wasn't supposed to live through the night).

Anyway, I'm hurting a bit and blinds are getting up there so I go all in ($3,700) with A8 os after a flop of 853 all different suits. I know I have the top hand based on preflop betting. So she calls me and catches runner-runner clubs to knock me out. I was not happy.

ROFL

Nice birthday, eh? :p

Yeah, the plan was they were supposed to let me win.

Bastards... :cuss:

Ouch,

You play some high stakes for just some friends playing poker.

Nah, it's just a $20 buy-in and everyone gets a few thousand in chips to start.

Imagine the disappointment of penchief , after waging thermo nuclear rep war and using his Moab Pokeymon to destroy Brock and Lattimer that he failed to locate ANY WMD after all...

Actually, that's not true. I did send you one after someone told me how that night. If you don't have it then good because I regret sending it. In fact, after sending it all I could think about was how many ways you could make my life miserable by having my phone number.

I owe a lot of people here an apology. I'm sorry for my behavior because I am very embarassed. I am not going to make any excuses but I can assure you that I have learned a lesson. I will do my utmost never to repeat that episode again in any walk of life. I spent the entire day yesterday feeling ashamed and humiliated. It has taken every bit of what I have to come back today just to say, "I'm sorry."

I would like to say that I was not upset because someone deleted my post. I just thought it was inappropriate for my name to be attributed to a post I didn't start. I know the topic was insignificant but it was the principle that was important to me. I only became angry after repeated insults. Which I am ashamed to say that I began reciprocating.

Again, I feel like I owe the entire board an apology; not just those whom I insulted.

And Brock, if you really do have my phone number I would be both grateful and indebted to you for not misusing it.

Again, I'm sorry.

Wow, struck close to home there, didn't it?....


ROFL

I have an idea this will all work out. If you had gone all chiefs4me and blamed everybody else and quoted us your rights it would be different. You're all good with me.

Yep, nice apology. Something tells me it's not going to keep this thread from finding its way to the Hall of Classics though. :evil:

Nice job, frenchief. Way to man up. Please send me a PM when you'd like your name changed back.

You're alright with me.

ROFL

Phobia's a man of his word. When you want your name changed, he will read the PM for sure.

Penchief,

Nice response, I hope you don't stay away due to embarrassment we all make mistakes. Next time just ask a mod to do something to correct the situation. (As I recall there is no way to take your username off a thread at that point) but they could put a big disclaimer in the thread post to say it was a combined thread and your not the single source for it's contents.

He should feel lucky. Mods never mess with me. I WANT attention DAMMIT! :)

We could switch accounts again...

Why would anyone do something as reeruned as that?

Maybe because someone asked them? :shrug:

So, when's the wedding, you two?

When your jokes get a tad more original.

keg's reply: "What jokes? I wasn't joking."

everybody else?

why not just blame you? :p :p :p

i didn't know metroliked boys... :harumph:

Hopefully I'm slighty more original than that. Although today, not so much.

Yeah, but I like 'em young. Around 8 years old. Gochiefs is clearly too old for me.

:cuss: :cuss:

mod dude, that isn't real ... it's a sculture ... a work of art from a museum.

“Big Man” at Hirshhorn Museum
Undoubtedly the most astonishing sculpture I saw was an untilted work by Ron Mueck. This sculpture has gotten the name “Big Man.” and that is exactly what it is. It is one of the most incredibly lifelike things I have ever seen. If you go to Washington, you must see this in person.

Oh. Heh heh. Sorry. I must have been fixated on his scrotum. <- likely to end up in someone's sig.

Holy crap....how the hell did I miss THIS thread.... ROFL ROFL ROFL

ChiefsPlanet at it's finest....... That's all !