Um, DUH.

I thought the third was her best, but liked the second pretty well, too. She certainly is attractive.

I like the red head/pale type. And freckles are cute, too.

ROFL

Just makin' sure we're on the same page here.

Either he has $, or he's hung like a Buick.

I'm goin' with money.

ROFL ROFL
thats wrong

owns property in Hawaii
if not money now
will be

That is by far --- and without a doubt --- A MAN !!!!!

I'm attracted to it. :shrug:

She does look like she could be Angelina Jolie's older, dumpier, and I can't believe I'm saying this -- skankier -- sister.

And without question could suck a golf ball through a garden house. :spock:

Which always sounded to me like NOT a good blowjob.

It's way beyond lunch... so fish tacos it is!

I wonder if luv is getting any right now?

It's only a good thing if one is into visiting the ER. LMAO

Victim of lady Shopvac: "yeah doc, can you sew this back on?"

ER Doc: "WTF!?"

Her other pics are weird:

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3...0602777ix6.jpg

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/5...0602550hl3.jpg

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1...1595061vt0.jpg

The last one's not bad, but that first one is HIDEOUS!

C'mon, look at those torpedos. She needs to go brunette though.

At least it looks like she has huge tits.

Its not like you are going to meet any of these girls anyways so why bother? It seems like you are too chicken $hit.

Those look too big to me... and there is NO WAY she can pull off the "just got out of church" look.

Those teeth look like they could be dangerous!

Give me your man card.....now. lol

She had teeth? I didn't notice...

Now thats more like it girl...

Yeah, because the golf ball wouldn't do enough damage to the water hose.

GC. Step away from the computer and go outside. There are women everywhere. Some may even give in to you.

LMAO

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=snazzyseg

Mmmm. Pristine.

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/9...3635990oj3.jpg

You are sad.

A true dis, considering the source.

Hahaha considering the source??? You guys are lurking on dating websites ROFL :shake: :shake:

Internet dating is becoming more and more popular. There's nothing like learning all kinds of things about people before you actually meet them face to face. It's more efficient.

Haha yeah, but the key word there is "dating". Will you actually date any of these girls??? Ummm no ROFL

Why not?

You're the source, dumbass. Meaning that if YOU are calling GoChiefs sad, then that makes HIM sadder than YOU. And YOU'RE pretty sad.

Jesus, do you take lessons to be so dense or is it a God-given talent?

"looks like we matched up well, too bad you're ugly"

This coming from a guy that made his own granola today???? ROFL

Have fun lurking on those dating websites though. :p

Thanks for killing a fun thread there, fightclub.

I can't believe you exclusively trash people on the internet.

I mean, how big of a loser does that make you?

You have to go on-line to expose your frustrations and angst.

Heh.

Go out on the street and tell people what fools and reeruns they are for whatever it is they happen to be doing at the moment and you'll really be in the fight club.

Wow, he hasn't even hit rock bottom yet.

It's 6:30. I think luv has been swept off her feet.

literally?

I hope so. She deserves a great guy.

Hopefully she's still breathing. Preferably breathing hard.

Me too. I've met her and she seems like a nice gal.

I think I have talked to her before-what is her name again?

I agree with you.
She does deserve a great guy.

Unfortunately for her, I'm already married.

J/K

I think she wants someone a bit younger. Why buy the cow when the Milk is free.

Unfortunately for her or unfortunately for you?

I joke alot, but my wife and I have been together for 20 years, and she is the best thing, by a huge margin, that has ever happened to me.

I would never do anything to jeapardize that.

It turns out creepy dude speaks in tongues....




http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.c..._1911_11083851

I think your clock is fast; at the time of your post it was only 6:23pm. :D

did she have the
sperm shake for
desert

You could
use innuendo
lessons.

Maybe you could
have said
"protein shake for
dessert."

your anal

"Accidental" spillage of a quart of superglue.

You stay
the hell away
from my anal
anything.

that granola
could have made it
special

She has that "I bought him a milkshake three years ago and now he won't leave" look.

:LOL:

Good thing she doen't care about spelling, that might jeopardize it for sure.

FINALLY!!! An entertaining blueballs post.

Nice work.

I've known lots of people who travel all week every week and their company basically will fly them anywhere in the US on their weekends off. If you're that kind of guy/gal then why limit yourself to one city? Home for those types isn't the same as it is for you and I.

Luv, after taking Phil's advice:

http://static.flickr.com/49/129538013_c43ea573c9_o.jpg

I met my wife of over 10 years in a bar.

:shrug:

Anyone ever hear any stories about kirk gibson when he played for the royals.

It happens.

I was thinking "o".

He's probably showin her the o face.
http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.0...drew/drew1.jpg

15 years here. And I said I would never meet my future wife in a bar either.

I met my wife at church.

I was the choir director. She was still in high school.

:D

yep shit happons

Well no news must be good news. Prolly in the sack doing it dirty dirty style :)

As for me I'm off to a night of high price drinks and shallow beautiful women. Hope to be in bed by 11:00 and home by 12:00.

Have a good night all. Be back at 0800 to see what fatlock has to say about LJ. Well maybe like 12:00 depending on how long it takes to complete the task at hand.

Hope she is still "kicking".

Heh. I was out that night to finally go home with this 10+ year older chick that had been hitting on me for weeks. Get myself a sugar momma. LMAO

If only I'd known.

Interesting, I suppose the odds of a Coyote Ugly situation would be increased.

This is turned into quite the long lunch. We should've given her a curfew.

She's probably used him up and kicked him to the curb already.

She's probably duct-taped in the trunk of his car by now.

I am sending out a search party.

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