**** you.

MOST of my Christmas? Saturday? Today?

You're ****ing crazy.

And if you want to be like Hootie, be my guest.

Just try to keep the pissing to yourself.

I was at a party last week with a guy who is a professional shoe eater. If Mecca had been at that party and said that he'd eat his shoe if Orakpo got 10 sacks this year, you can damn sure bet Mecca would have eaten an Eastland.

Yeah, that's right. You know absolutely NOTHING about my life, ****stick.

"Glamorous"? Uh, I don't think you know a ****ing thing.

you're just a bitter guy for having such an amazing life...

"but omg if you knew me in real life you'd laugh because i'm nothing like this omg omg it's so funny I act like an asshole on here but in real life i'm super professional and rich and everyone loves me omg!!!"

Hmmm.

Couldn't find it. That's okay, though. A bet's a bet.

Now, I just have to explain this to the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX. She's going to be pretty pissed. She is philosophically opposed to internet gambling.

FAX

LOL

I love FAX and I have a daughter and well, no, sorry FAX.

Understandable.

Dude, it's on me.

Treat yourself and enjoy it!

Happy New Year!

Well if you want me to explain it to her I can. I don't want you to get in trouble and get the no-sex treatment.

And exactly how are you going to explain to her the parade of daughters you're being offered?

Easy. They haven't been born yet.

Not sure yet. Besides, I haven't been offered any actual, real daughters.

Dang welchers.

FAX

Well, there ought to be a law of some sort.

I guess it makes sense though...

Dane says he comes from a 1 room apartment...

So he made it and wants to shove his success in everyones face because he's developed a complex over the year.

LMAO

Today: Several posts around 12:15, and again around 2:30. 6:30 Central to now.

Saturday (yesterday): 6:30PM to after midnight almost nonstop.

Friday (Christmas day): 2:00 to 3:30 and 8:45 to midnight.

thursday (Christmas eve): Noon to midnight with no discernable break.

Sure, that's it.

You're a ****ing loser that still believes he's 14 years old.

You pee on other men. They pee on you. You've admitted to rape on this forum. You welch on bets.

Yet this is about me.

****ing grow up, Hootie.

Dane McCloud bashing is SO 2007.

Some of the n00bs on this board are as clueless as a high school freshman in a whorehouse. Believe it or not, some of the guys on this board are who they say they are. Some are former D1 athletes, some have seen live combat with real ****ing bullets, and some live in the Hollywood hills surrounded by the real thing.

Some of these folks are telling the truth, and TinyEvel and Dane live lives like few of us can understand. Ringleader is the real deal. Some of you assclowns just ought to STFD and STFU.

Saul Good, count yourself among the latter. You make the freshman in the whorehouse look like Peter North.

No offense Saul, but that is ****ing funny.

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:rolleyes:

Rep, and where the **** you been?

No shit? Let's see, the game thread and the afternoon games.

IT'S SUNDAY, ASSHOLE!

Bullshit.

Complete and utter ****ing bullshit.

I had 10 posts yesterday, Asswipe.

6 were about Florida's head coach alone.

My LAST post of the evening was at 8:20pm.

****HEAD.

A few in the morning, a few in the evening and a few before bedtime.

Big ****ing deal? Furthermore, those posts occurred when my infant daughter was napping or being bathed.

What's your ****ing point to all of this?

No discernable break? What the **** are you talking about? There are four hour breaks in between my posts.

Again, why the **** do you care when I post?

Are you another stalker?

OK, this is somewhat creepy.

Tell me about it

Somewhat?

I am having a hard time believing you are serious because that cant be possible.

What the **** is going on in here?

That's my PC way of saying "really ****ing".

The truth is creepy? Wow.

Depends on who you ask. I think there are two or three conversations going on simultaneously.

I don't walk around like I'm some swinging dick, either. I'll bet that Hootie pulls more ass than you and Dane combined. I don't really know shit about any of you, but I know enough about life to know that people who talk like Hootie generally speak the truth and are pretty content while people like Dane, who have some bizarre need to impress total strangers, have inferiority complexes.

When bets go wrong.ROFL

Oh yeah and this too.ROFL

Who?

We are stalking DaneMcCloud, trying to get him to hook us up with Lindsay Lohan since GoChiefs went all limp dick and wouldn't go out there.

WTF dude. The fact that you looked that up weirds me out.:shake:

I have a confession to make, guys ...

... this is kinda difficult ...

... guys ... my real name isn't FAX.

FAX THE FAKE

I think it's odd that you interject yourself into a conversation that you know absolutely nothing about yet are content with throwing stones.

You don't know anything about Hootie and you clearly don't know anything about me.

If you want to be like Hootie and pee on your roommate, rape women and brag about it on a football forum, be my guest.

In the meantime, kindly put me on ignore.

Then go **** yourself.

Slowly.

I'm all over that. Hopefully, her standards are just low enough...

Well hell!:cuss: Oh wait I'm not bane either.

You don't think it's creepy SCF knows when Dane is on here, minute by minute?

I've been around, mostly making up fictitious posts about my fictitious life where I'm coaching my fictitious kids fictitous football and basketball teams.

I'm also helping my fictitious wife get fictitious investors in her new fictitious company developing fictitious solutions to fictitious pediatric spine ailments like fictitious scolioisis.

And I'm trying to get my fat ass down to about 265 lbs.

Why? He is making his point that Dane tried to refute earlier. Its just fact coming to terms with fiction.

Should happen more often here.

You're dead to me.

WTF?

FAX the FRAUD

::Throws stones::

There's a link to all of your posts when you scroll over your name:

Yesterday, 10:20 PM
Replies: 133
NFL Draft Mays, O'Dowd and USC vs Tennant and BC at 7:00 PM Central...
Views: 1,438
Posted By DaneMcCloud
Yep. Florida, LSU & Alabama are battle...

Yep.

Florida, LSU & Alabama are battle tested due to all of their snow games.
Forum: The Lounge Yesterday, 08:50 PM
Replies: 90
Football And the next Head Coach at the University of Florida is...
Views: 1,588
Posted By DaneMcCloud
Tebow gave him a cockpunch after the loss to...

Tebow gave him a cockpunch after the loss to Alabama.

Poor Urban just hasn't been the same...
Forum: The Lounge Yesterday, 08:18 PM
Replies: 19
Chiefs Morgan and Rogers to IR
Views: 345
Posted By DaneMcCloud
I don't buy that. Dunn needed surgery. "He"...

I don't buy that.

Dunn needed surgery. "He" said it could wait until after the year - the Chiefs disagreed.

But with that being said, that a perfect example of what I'm talking about:

No...
Forum: The Lounge Yesterday, 08:14 PM
Replies: 19
Chiefs Morgan and Rogers to IR
Views: 345
Posted By DaneMcCloud
There was a majority of people around here that...

There was a majority of people around here that were pissed that SIX guys landed on IR last year. Supposedly, players were "always" hurt the past few years.

"Camp Herm" was to blame.

Now,...
Forum: The Lounge Yesterday, 07:56 PM
Replies: 19
Chiefs Morgan and Rogers to IR
Views: 345
Posted By DaneMcCloud
And people bagged on the last regime because of...

And people bagged on the last regime because of injuries.

How many guys are on IR this year?

12.

12 guys on IR.

Last year, the total was SIX.
Forum: The Lounge Yesterday, 07:20 PM
Replies: 90
Football And the next Head Coach at the University of Florida is...
Views: 1,588
Posted By DaneMcCloud
Chris Peterson, Boise State

Chris Peterson, Boise State
Forum: The Lounge Yesterday, 06:59 PM
Replies: 90
Football And the next Head Coach at the University of Florida is...
Views: 1,588
Posted By DaneMcCloud
It's a damn shame that Walden was released last...

It's a damn shame that Walden was released last year because he would have been a much better fit in the current 3-4 and may have had a chance to make some plays.
Forum: The Lounge Yesterday, 06:39 PM
Replies: 90
Football And the next Head Coach at the University of Florida is...
Views: 1,588
Posted By DaneMcCloud
When Brian Schottemheimer was in the running for...

When Brian Schottemheimer was in the running for the Jets HC gig last year, he had his staff put together (as all good interviewees do), it included a friend.

I think the only way Schottenheimer...
Forum: The Lounge Yesterday, 06:35 PM
Replies: 19
Chiefs Morgan and Rogers to IR
Views: 345
Posted By DaneMcCloud
If you're correct (and for the record, I think...

If you're correct (and for the record, I think his issues more to do with his health and youth than anything "upstairs), why wouldn't the Chiefs just release him outright?

Why bother with IR?
Forum: The Lounge Yesterday, 06:29 PM
Replies: 90
Football And the next Head Coach at the University of Florida is...
Views: 1,588
Posted By DaneMcCloud
I'd take Schottemheimer out of that equation. ...

I'd take Schottemheimer out of that equation.

He interviewed very last year for head coaching positions and I don't think there's any way he goes to college, especially given he's spent his entire...
Forum: The Lounge Yesterday, 12:29 AM
Replies: 70
Chiefs Chiefs Player of the Decade
Views: 1,041
Posted By DaneMcCloud
Terrance Copper with Zach Thomas as a very close...

Terrance Copper with Zach Thomas as a very close runner up.

Nope, I don't have an issue with how often I have been here. Further more I never have tried to deny it.

I've actually answered to luv before. However, it's not my real name.

I was never really a lion tamer in the circus, either.

I made that up.

FAX

You're a FAUX FAX?

Yeah, ok. But to have someone else point it out? Just creepy to me, personally. (and I have no idea what the two of them are bickering about, or why SCF would even look up/know such info)

ROFL

I know you! you're that legendary clebrity Chiefs fan that lives by Tiny evil..everybody knows ''the legendary Dane McCloud :D

Dude.

fancy to see OTWP show up to defend dane and spread out rep to those who defend him as well...

Guarantee OTWP would suck dane off if that's what dane wanted.

it's really email... pronounced emile...amiright?

Shit I have to rename my daughter now. I named her Fax Liontamer Vaughn

I hope your fat ass had a Merry, non-fictitious Christmas.

Good to see you.

I bet you a million bucks OTWP would NOT suck off Dane. Bet?

:spock:

Dane has a stalker? can somebody notify Chiefsplanet security please

Saul is a stalker whattabundle of sticks

Sorry dude.

Cool name, though.

Can I have sex with her?

FAX

It's so creepy that it takes one mouse click. Meanwhile, Dane can rattle off Hootie's sex life from memory.

Dane started spouting off about how someone can't make a tongue in cheek comment unless they could back it up (on an anonymous football message board no less) because Dane rolls with trillionaires. I called him out on the fact that he and Hootie's lives aren't much different outside the fact that Dane has money and Hootie has youth.

I know in my professional peer community, I can talk about my experiences and it's not a big deal. The things Dane talks about at his neighborhood bar amongst his neighbors probably aren't that odd among his peer group, but to you, it's something right out of the twilight zone.

It's less about Dane's real life, and more about your lack of worldliness.

Get out of the county and live a little, Huckleberry.

ROFL

Funny, I didn't mention Dane.

Braincase's post stands on it's own merit.

This place is littered with dipshits who think that anyone who's doing better than them in life is making it all up to look good on a football forum.

LMAO

I love this place.

Really the only stories Dane has told me for the most part have been when he was in Kansas. One was a story about the Nebraska/Florida title game and Hooters. The other was Miami/Penn State and Tanners. I don't see how those are fake stories?

Eh, whatever. The only thing they have in common from where I sit is that they both follow the Chiefs, and are both regular users of ChiefsPlanet.

Having your own gravitational pull doesn't make you worldly, slim.

uhh. wtf.

Resorting to fat jokes?

Well, admittedly I've only read about 10% of this thread but there are a couple of things I'm already figuring out. First and foremost, this thread is hall of fame bound.

Second, a bet's a bet.

Exactly.

We've crossed the boundry fellas... next stop, HOC.

DEAL

:popcorn:

REPOST MOTHER****ER!!!

Sorry FAX. I love you but this was already covered.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=327

Speaking of gravitational pull, I was an astronaut, once.

But I had to give it up. Apparently, you have to know about science stuff.

FAX