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CoMo still wonders why people dislike Mike Brown.
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Como tips with fake 5's that feature cautionary Biblical verses on the opposite side.
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Como (coming out of the dugout): That's it! Ground ball to Buckner! We win!!!!!!
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CoMo recommended renaming the award to the Rae Carruth Man of the Year award.
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Como traded Jermaine Dye for Neifi Perez.
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CoMo thinks Al Davis isn't senile.
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CoMo thought Matt Millen was the best GM in the history of the NFL.
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CoMo only accepts blood transfusions from hemophiliac bisexual heroin-addicted Haitian prostitutes.
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CoMo thinks that Pitt Gorrilla should change his avatar.
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Como created and marketed New Coke and Crystal Pepsi.
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CoMo thought AIDS strengthened your immune system.
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CoMo went to the doctor to get a shot for the chimney flue.
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Como used Marty Shook as a babysitter for his kids.
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CoMo thought storks delivered babies.
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Como used to swim with Andrea Yates.
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CoMo thought Avatar would net only $3 million in its theatre run.
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CoMo recommended NBC cancel Seinfeld after the first order of episodes.
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CoMo sunk his fortune in Pets.com
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CoMo helped inspire Maplethorpe to some of his greatest works.
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CoMo thought porn was a dead-end industry.
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CoMo felt the Transportation Department spent too much money on bridge maintenance in the upper midwest.
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Como lobbied for the Ryugyong Hotel.
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CoMo thought thunder was actually angels bowling.
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CoMo advised the Natives on treaties.
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Como considers Water (the movie) and Auto (the "theme park") to be his favorite "Worlds."
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Como appreciates Nick Cage's depth.
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CoMo thought Elton John's Rocket Man was about his aspirations for being an astronaut.
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Como DH'd Bip Roberts.
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CoMo dismissed the genre of rap as a "fad that the white mainstream will never embrace."
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Como convinced the bird he was faster than Randy Johnson's slider.
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CoMo participated in the focus group for the Nintendo Virtual Boy.
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CoMo designed the Chauchat
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CoMo doesn't think that Sasha Kaun was a good player for Kansas.
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CoMo introduced Rhiannna to Chris Brown.
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CoMo approached Michael Bay with a screenplay for "Go-Bots."
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CoMo felt that Stalin's collectives unnecessarily fattened the peasantry.
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On May 5, 1937, Como invested his entire fortune in rigid airships.
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CoMo uses XTREME HOLD hair gel
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If CoMo owned the Raiders, the slogan would be "just try hard, baby"
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Como thinks Jayhawk fans are glad he identifies himself as one.
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Como ponies up $109.95 a year for access to Warpaint Illustrated.
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Como tried to convince Mitch Hurwitz that an ensemble cast wouldn't be funny.
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Como would NOT the whole thing.
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CoMo told Lewis and Clark to stay home.
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CoMo told Tyus Edney to pull up for 3.
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CoMo argued that such shallow plot lines would never sustain Baywatch.
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CoMo dialed in on the red line when it was 4th and 8 from the Chiefs 28.
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CoMo was the one who influenced McArthur into suggesting that the US nuke China during the Korean War.
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CoMo taught Moises Alou to piss on his hands.
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CoMo keeps telling Mortimer Duke to buy.
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CoMo thought it was a great idea to draft Todd Blackledge.
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CoMo thinks this internet thing is a fad.
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CoMo was excited when we didn't sign Raul Ibanez and instead sign Juan Gonzales.
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CoMo consulted with the Glass family to buy the Royals because he was sick of losing.
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CoMo sucks balls.
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CoMo has both a Team Edward shirt and a Team Jacob shirt.
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CoMo bets the Cubs to win it all. Every year.
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CoMo sold all of his Apple stock in 2004 and invested in Enron.
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LMAO I cannot believe this thread is STILL going. The yr has only just begun and we already have the thread of the yr!
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CoMo thinks windows 3.1 is shitty and instead bought OS/2.
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Game 4, 2004 alcs playoffs, CoMo knew the Red Sox had no chance of coming back against Yankees.
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CoMo thought it was a good idea for Eve to eat that Apple.
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CoMo thought Noah was and idiot.
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CoMo thinks badgirl is one of Chiefsplanet's smartest posters.
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