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milkman 09-17-2010 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stanley Nickels (Post 7013479)
tpflanz looks like a guy who used to be really cool. At band camp.

What's sad is that if he showed a picture of himself and GoChiefs together, GoChiefs would be considered the cool one.

BossChief 09-17-2010 10:50 PM

Classic ChiefsPlanet!

Take it easy, except on chicken ****er!

Mr. Flopnuts 09-17-2010 10:51 PM

Sorry to everyone who missed this one. We only get a couple of these a year as someone previously stated.

luv 09-17-2010 10:52 PM

You guys are brutal, but this is why I love you.

CaliforniaChief 09-17-2010 10:52 PM

You know it's got burst when I'm reading the thread from the beginning and not catching up to the end of it.

the Talking Can 09-17-2010 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7013485)
Sorry to everyone who missed this one. We only get a couple of these a year as someone previously stated.

and they are so out of the ****ing blue


someone logs on to teh intertubes and thinks, "Hey, I'll go spam this site and get my whole miserable life shoved right up my ass...yeah!"

Ebolapox 09-17-2010 10:53 PM

1 Attachment(s)
ok, ONE more.

entitled: "FOR THE WIN!"

Bob Dole 09-17-2010 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 7013464)

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now?

the Talking Can 09-17-2010 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole (Post 7013494)
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now?

:clap:

classy

Mr. Flopnuts 09-17-2010 10:55 PM

All I have left to say about this, is that this guy definitely reminds me of someone on this website that we've seen pictures of. Long time ago, but I would swear they're related.

BossChief 09-17-2010 10:55 PM

ROFL, I went to ChiefsCoalition to check for responses in a thread I posted in a yesterday and this tool posted this tripe there too and even they are giving the guy a hard time.

That's when you know its time to quit.

sedated 09-17-2010 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 7013464)

"this...has held a lot of dicks."

Ebolapox 09-17-2010 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7013498)
All I have left to say about this, is that this guy definitely reminds me of someone on this website that we've seen pictures of. Long time ago, but I would swear they're related.

reminds me a wee-bit of cat-shit man (who may or may not be hamas jenkins)

Mr. Flopnuts 09-17-2010 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 7013501)
reminds me a wee-bit of cat-shit man (who may or may not be hamas jenkins)

John ****ing Matrix. You nailed it.

Al Bundy 09-17-2010 10:57 PM

I don't think I had ever heard of this guy... still dont get the 10-16 gypsy math.

milkman 09-17-2010 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 7013499)
ROFL, I went to ChiefsCoalition to check for responses in a thread I posted in a yesterday and this tool posted this tripe there too and even they are giving the guy a hard time.

That's when you know its time to quit.

A beatdown at the Coalition would be like getting your hands slapped with a feather compared to what the planet does.

BossChief 09-17-2010 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 7013510)
A beatdown at the Coalition would be like getting your hands slapped with a feather compared to what the planet does.

funny thing is, they NEVER happen over there because its against the TOS to add personal attacks or even the slightest name calling in your posts over there and people are giving him the business (the ever-so-soft business, but the business)

ROFL

OK, now that this has died down, I can go to sleep without thinking I missed something.

night Planet

</post> 09-17-2010 11:12 PM

Wow... If this has happened before, I guess I have some reading to do. In any case:

5 Lessons I've learned From This Thread

1. Never make a shit post and act like it don't stink.
2. Never make empty accusations about illegal actions (especially ones that I'm guilty of doing myself).
3. Never call a whole message board a bunch douche bags after I've posted links with my personal info.
4. Never act like I'm more intelligent or cultured than the people that have my personal info.
5. If I've somehow got myself in a hole like this, come clean and apologize before it gets any worse.

Lucky for him he got banned. I'm sure he would've dug that ****er to china.

Bob Dole 09-17-2010 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by </post> (Post 7013524)
Wow... If this has happened before, I guess I have some reading to do. In any case:

5 Lessons I've learned From This Thread

1. Never make a shit post and act like it don't stink.
2. Never make empty accusations about illegal actions (especially ones that I'm guilty of doing myself).
3. Never call a whole message board a bunch douche bags after I've posted links with my personal info.
4. Never act like I'm more intelligent or cultured than the people that have my personal info.
5. If I've somehow got myself in a hole like this, come clean and apologize before it gets any worse.

Lucky for him he got banned. I'm sure he would've dug that ****er to china.


You made a list?

BANNED!

Mr. Flopnuts 09-17-2010 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by </post> (Post 7013524)
Wow... If this has happened before, I guess I have some reading to do. In any case:

5 Lessons I've learned From This Thread

1. Never make a shit post and act like it don't stink.
2. Never make empty accusations about illegal actions (especially ones that I'm guilty of doing myself).
3. Never call a whole message board a bunch douche bags after I've posted links with my personal info.
4. Never act like I'm more intelligent or cultured than the people that have my personal info.
5. If I've somehow got myself in a hole like this, come clean and apologize before it gets any worse.

Lucky for him he got banned. I'm sure he would've dug that ****er to china.

Shit. Go check the hall of classics for Kirstie Tynes, and shyguyms. This guy got off easy.

Mr. Flopnuts 09-17-2010 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole (Post 7013528)
You made a list?

BANNED!

LMAO Here we go. Just for old time's sake.

Barret 09-17-2010 11:16 PM

I am unsure if this is the right time to bring this up but since I see it in every other thread.

Cassel = TPFLANZ

Same short Barbs that don't go anywhere.
Confused
Think we care
Delusional
No pocket / Internet presence
Limp wrist with no power
Thinks he can scramble but gets his dick knocked in the dirt
All of Chiefs planet is tired of your shit

chiefsnorth 09-17-2010 11:17 PM

I though I had seen everything but I start reading this and see that someone has a superman the animated series tattoo. I feel so embarrassed for that guy that I want to commit sympathy suicide. Every inclination I had to hope for humanity is now gone. And this dildo's brother seems to be even more of a cock chugger than he is. They must be ass babies of former member of air supply to such this much

chiefsnorth 09-17-2010 11:19 PM

Damn. Fun is over?

chiefsnorth 09-17-2010 11:22 PM

I am still confused about the subject line and his score prediction having the chiefs winning...

siberian khatru 09-17-2010 11:37 PM

Well, I'm late posting in this thread because I suffered a heart attack from laughing so hard reading it.

I'm sending y'all the ER bill.

DaFace 09-17-2010 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole (Post 7013528)
You made a list?

BANNED!

WTF? You must be cranky tonight.

Bob Dole 09-17-2010 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefsnorth (Post 7013541)
I am still confused about the subject line and his score prediction having the chiefs winning...

3 posts in a row?

BANNED!

DaFace 09-17-2010 11:44 PM

ROFL...the senator's gone berserk!!!

Bob Dole 09-17-2010 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 7013554)
ROFL...the senator's gone berserk!!!

BANNED!

Mr. Flopnuts 09-17-2010 11:54 PM

DON'T **** WITH THE SENATOR!!! :cuss:

RealSNR 09-18-2010 12:04 AM

This is thread was the best thing since the Kirstie Tynes thread

Dante84 09-18-2010 12:12 AM

Holy Shit. I posted on page one; I disappeared for an hour..... and I missed this?????? AHHH!

I heart the planet as much as Tpflanz loves prostate milkshakes.





Which is a lot.

Bane 09-18-2010 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 7013573)
This is thread was the best thing since the Kirstie Tynes thread

I remember that,god I hate searching for threads on my mobile!
Posted via Mobile Device

SPchief 09-18-2010 01:29 AM

Damnit missed all the fun while at work



And Bob Damned Dole must be having some fun tonight

kysirsoze 09-18-2010 02:56 AM

Damn it. I miss these every time. :crybaby:

Fritz88 09-18-2010 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7013485)
Sorry to everyone who missed this one. We only get a couple of these a year as someone previously stated.

ROFL
Posted via Mobile Device

Gravedigger 09-18-2010 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tpflanz (Post 7013047)
Wow... No wonder I stopped coming here years ago... You guys are ****ing d-bags, and that's putting it nicely.

Actually we're pointing out how much of a dbag you are, an attention whoring dbag. Now I know you feel empowered by getting a response from so many people on this board for your post that obviously incites frustration in my fellow chiefs fans, but honestly you knew these were the responses you would get from posting your own article. You poke a bear with a stick and then you get eaten by the bear, its pretty simple logic. So not only did you post the message in order to get a rise out of us, but worse yet we're actually taking insults from a browns fan.

To me you're somewhere in between a personal blogger which believes they have writing talent, similar to an average joe thinking he can work on a NASA satellite, and on the other hand you come across as a Paris Hilton-like diva who just posts on twitter to see how many hits you can get from honestly just sucking co%$. The point is is that we never asked you to come back, so instead of us throwing you out of your own party, we'd just like to ask you to leave nicely.

Fritz88 09-18-2010 04:50 AM

S.E.O.
No wonder you want us to click on your link.
Posted via Mobile Device

Pasta Little Brioni 09-18-2010 05:03 AM

Ohhh my ROFL

the Talking Can 09-18-2010 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritz88 (Post 7013639)
S.E.O.
No wonder you want us to click on your link.
Posted via Mobile Device

and now this thread is the #11 hit when you google travis pflanz

Fritz88 09-18-2010 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 7013646)
and now this thread is the #11 hit when you google travis pflanz

ROFLROFLROFL

Baby Lee 09-18-2010 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 7013243)
They could use this thread as the cover photo for Sasha Grey's Comeback on Entourage.

Cumback

Baby Lee 09-18-2010 06:56 AM

Uh oh, McCluster in trouble with the Christianist haters.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CBtgTuD6Pxo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CBtgTuD6Pxo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

Fritz88 09-18-2010 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 7013663)
Uh oh, McCluster in trouble with the Christianist haters.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CBtgTuD6Pxo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CBtgTuD6Pxo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

I don't think it's the rightful place of The Dexecutor to be lumped in this tard's thread.

P.S. Dex got talent. His voice is quite good actually.

Baby Lee 09-18-2010 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritz88 (Post 7013667)
I don't think it's the rightful place of The Dexecutor to be lumped in this tard's thread.

P.S. Dex got talent. His voice is quite good actually.

Meh, I posted it here, because I found it d/t someone posting his twitter here. Quoting that twitter link might've made that clear.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 7013105)
In other news run DMC tweets

http://twitter.com/DexterMcCluster


cabletech94 09-18-2010 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bane (Post 7013111)
Should be 5 reasons why stupid fuggn n00bs shouldn't be able to start threads!
Posted via Mobile Device

THIS!


wait a minute.......:rolleyes:

Rausch 09-18-2010 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 7013429)
Poor guys is going to be so confused. Banned, not banned, banned again.....

After a quick look through this thread he was "confused" waaaaaAAAAAAAAAY before that...

Rausch 09-18-2010 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 7013646)
and now this thread is the #11 hit when you google travis pflanz

Travis Pflanz - Cockhunter~!

http://www.cock-hunter.com/uploads/4...57/1908920.jpg

michaelj_58 09-18-2010 07:39 AM

cant we all just get along

Bugeater 09-18-2010 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 7013646)
and now this thread is the #11 hit when you google travis pflanz

Not good enough, we need to get on the first page.

Rausch 09-18-2010 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelj_58 (Post 7013683)
cant we all just get along

Take that flowers-and-puppies attitude to the Denver BB...

Rausch 09-18-2010 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7013685)
Not good enough, we need to get on the first page.

An eventuality...

Bwana 09-18-2010 07:51 AM

This thing belongs in the hall. LMAO Nice beatdown.

http://members.shaw.ca/eclectic/DONTRUN.gif

Oh and Trav, it's stfu time, tool.

http://www.zirkel.com/blogimg/2005/eric-tantrum.gif

big nasty kcnut 09-18-2010 07:53 AM

****ing n00b!

Rausch 09-18-2010 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 7013286)
Oh god. Funniest thread I have read in a while.

Gotta love the Planet. Brutal.

I used to write for a Chiefs blog, which would be relayed here a few times a month, and every time it was posted, "the author" (me) was ****ing lambasted.

You absolutely have to love the Planet.

Always happens.

Fumblerooski 09-18-2010 08:05 AM

When I got to post 7 in this thread, I knew it was going to be a good morning.

CP NEVER disappoints.(TM)

big nasty kcnut 09-18-2010 08:22 AM

Yeah he should drink some antifreeze while walking into an aids tree then die in a fire.

Mr. Flopnuts 09-18-2010 08:29 AM

Ahh. I slept well last night. Hope everyone else did too.

Mizzou_8541 09-18-2010 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7013056)
Your article sucks teh cock, this one is way better:

ROFL That's funny.

OnTheWarpath15 09-18-2010 08:57 AM

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y34..._gang_bang.jpg



****, guess I'm late.


























LMAO

This place ****ing rocks.

Bane 09-18-2010 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7013709)
Ahh. I slept well last night. Hope everyone else did too.

Yeah but my belly still hurts from laughing at that fool.

luv 09-18-2010 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7013709)
Ahh. I slept well last night. Hope everyone else did too.

Went to bed at midnight, got up at 9, then slept on the couch for an hour...lol.

shakesthecat 09-18-2010 09:38 AM

Before logging on to the Planet this morning I was pissed off about burning breakfast. After reading this classic beat down, I feel much better now.

Thanks CP!

The Franchise 09-18-2010 09:40 AM

Damnt!!!!!!!!!

Shogun 09-18-2010 09:42 AM

I just re read this thread, and. I came.

boogblaster 09-18-2010 09:42 AM

prolly be a close game .. could go either way .. but Chiefs have alot better chance this year than last year ....

Saccopoo 09-18-2010 10:15 AM

I forgot to watch the game last night.

Did KU win?

StcChief 09-18-2010 10:22 AM

Chiefs 16-Brownies 10. hmmm ...... and KU was crushed... all is right with world.

Saccopoo 09-18-2010 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StcChief (Post 7013817)
Chiefs 16-Brownies 10. hmmm ...... and KU was crushed... all is right with world.

Five safeties and two field goals to pull out the win. Sounds about right.

kstater 09-18-2010 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sedated (Post 7013465)
i remember cuming on her c-section scar

This has to be in the top 10 posts in CP history.

FAX 09-18-2010 11:37 AM

The thread is still the number eleven (11) or twelve (12) result when you search for "Travis Pflanz" ... although why (why) anyone would search for "Travis Pflanz" is puzzling.

Interestingly, however, this thread is the number three (3) result when you search for "bacon vampire". I'm not sure that's a good thing.

FAX

Mr. Flopnuts 09-18-2010 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 7013919)
The thread is still the number eleven (11) or twelve (12) result when you search for "Travis Pflanz" ... although why (why) anyone would search for "Travis Pflanz" is puzzling.

Interestingly, however, this thread is the number three (3) result when you search for "bacon vampire". I'm not sure that's a good thing.

FAX

LMAO Try Travis Pflanz - Bacon Vampire. It'll be number 1 for sure!

Baby Lee 09-18-2010 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 7013919)
The thread is still the number eleven (11) or twelve (12) result when you search for "Travis Pflanz" ... although why (why) anyone would search for "Travis Pflanz" is puzzling.

Interestingly, however, this thread is the number three (3) result when you search for "bacon vampire". I'm not sure that's a good thing.

FAX

#1 for me [with quotation marks]

also, from #3

http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.165502832.jpg

-King- 09-18-2010 12:02 PM

Wow, is there any Chiefs site this douche hasn't been roasted on? http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2010/9...rowns#comments

Rausch 09-18-2010 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 7013962)
#1 for me [with quotation marks]

also, from #3

http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.165502832.jpg

ROFL

Rausch 09-18-2010 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcChiefsKing (Post 7013968)
Wow, is there any Chiefs site this douche hasn't been roasted on? http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2010/9...rowns#comments

I don't cheat.

LaChapelle 09-18-2010 12:45 PM

Even KnowMo wouldn't cut&past this clown's twitters

Bane 09-18-2010 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaChapelle (Post 7014061)
Even KnowMo wouldn't cut&past this clown's twitters

Mother****er probably is Knowshit!

kysirsoze 09-18-2010 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcChiefsKing (Post 7013968)
Wow, is there any Chiefs site this douche hasn't been roasted on? http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2010/9...rowns#comments

LMAO I wish I could rep FAX for his comment on that site.

And if this guy wasn't such a defensive crybaby people wouldn't bomb on him so badly. First he spams, and if anyone calls him out for it he fires back with shit like "you don't know how the internet works" and "I don't have time to explain it to you." Ha, nope. We know. And after last night I think you're figuring it out.


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