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Bugeater 01-05-2011 02:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7323888)
Why are there still no votes for GoodDaySir? This is a travesty. I can not be associated with a contest where a candidate as good as GoodDaySir is left behind. It simply mustn't happen in these times. In fact, you are all likely racist and bigoted by virtue of downtrodding this pour soul. I hope that you can sleep tonight in your big, expensive n00by bed while an individual so concerned about your well-being that his entire name is an offer of sincere salutations sits at home awaiting election results not having earned a single vote. I hope that you hood-wearers rot in your own feces for voting elsewhere and ignoring this person who gives so much of themselves to the community. I trust that when your homeless father bites into the twinkie given to him by GoodDaySir that he loses two crowns and a bridge and he moves back into your house screaming and moaning about the pain in his mouth all night long. HOW ARE YOU SLEEPING NOW?

GOOD DAY SIR!
The reason there aren't any votes for him is because no such member currently exists. Who the hell put this list together anyway?

Phobia 01-05-2011 02:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7323899)
The reason there aren't any votes for him is because no such member currently exists. Who the hell put this list together anyway?
As if there weren't enough reasons to vote for GoodDaySir! - you come and bring us another. VOTE people. Share your voice. Feel the power behind your clicky fingr, the wind beneath your wings. Do you feel that? Yes, I think you do... now, select GoodDaySir! and click VOTE!

Phobia 01-05-2011 02:10 PM
There is a GoodDaySir! account but it has been banned by these fascist moderators at this site. Rise, rise above the racist bigoted hatred emanating from the crests of these horrible so-called leaders of men and vote for the one - the only one...

GoodDaySir!

Bugeater 01-05-2011 02:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7323922)
There is a GoodDaySir! account but it has been banned by these fascist moderators at this site. Rise, rise above the racist bigoted hatred emanating from the crests of these horrible so-called leaders of men and vote for the one - the only one...

GoodDaySir!
Ok, because I seem to recall someone with that moniker here at one time, a Donk troll I believe and it was several years ago. I'm not sure why he's not showing up in the members list though.

So now we're up to a non-n00b mult that is listed twice, a banned Donk troll from several years ago, and someone else who joined in 2004. I think a shake-up at the Academy is in order here.

Sofa King 01-05-2011 04:54 PM
It won't be long before the server becomes self aware and destroys the world.

Mr. Flopnuts 01-05-2011 05:02 PM
We are restoring faith in American politics one vote at a time. We live in a day and age when we need to know we can count on our leadership. The New Server has proven it's worth to us time and time again. Shogun won't be there for you during the playoff game this weekend. But The New Server will. Show your appreciation! Show your love! Show your faithfulness to The New Server. Vote for The New Server now!

Shogun 01-05-2011 05:04 PM
New server earned it

bevischief 01-05-2011 05:20 PM
I need bribes to make a decision and so do quite a few others.

Shogun 01-05-2011 05:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 7324356)
I need bribes to make a decision and so do quite a few others.
I've been known in this thread to PM nudes of the lady

Mr. Flopnuts 01-05-2011 05:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 7324356)
I need bribes to make a decision and so do quite a few others.
Being able to log in everytime, quickly, should be bribe enough. The New Server does that for you now. However, you also have a golden opportunity to climb up the rep ladder with a :Poke: of The Ron Jeremy Rep Stick, and Bugeater's Peter Beater. There is also a casino cash incentive for your vote for The New Server. However, you must PM Bugeater and I after you've voted for confirmation. 10k per vote from me, and I believe even more from Bugeater. Details are mentioned earlier in this thread.

Bugeater 01-05-2011 05:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 7324356)
I need bribes to make a decision and so do quite a few others.
There are several generous offers out there for the taking.

Donger 01-05-2011 05:24 PM
The server is leading still?

LMAO

KcFaNiNJerZeY 01-05-2011 05:27 PM
Didn't even make the ballot...i'm feeling like Brady Quinn at the draft right now....

Bugeater 01-05-2011 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7324365)
Being able to log in everytime, quickly, should be bribe enough. The New Server does that for you now. However, you also have a golden opportunity to climb up the rep ladder with a :Poke: of The Ron Jeremy Rep Stick, and Bugeater's Peter Beater. There is also a casino cash incentive for your vote for The New Server. However, you must PM Bugeater and I after you've voted for confirmation. 10k per vote from me, and I believe even more from Bugeater. Details are mentioned earlier in this thread.
I'm not sure if I should ROFL or :cuss:.

Mr. Flopnuts 01-05-2011 05:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7324375)
I'm not sure if I should ROFL or :cuss:.
Little of both. :D

Gonzo 01-05-2011 05:32 PM
Who's paying me? Depending on said payment, I may campaign.
Lemme know what the bribes are up to.
Posted via Mobile Device

Gonzo 01-05-2011 05:37 PM
Holy shitballs

You REALLY want to win, don't you?
Posted via Mobile Device

Shogun 01-05-2011 05:38 PM
I am dedicated

Mr. Flopnuts 01-05-2011 05:46 PM
Dude. I'm not buying this shit for a second. Is he ACTUALLY sending a nude pic around? People have talked about it in the past, but no one has actually delivered.

Mr. Flopnuts 01-05-2011 05:49 PM
Holy shit! Feel free to vote for Shogun. He's pretty cool too. :D

Shogun 01-05-2011 05:50 PM
Totally not sending nude pictures

nuh uh, not me

WV 01-05-2011 05:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7324427)
Dude. I'm not buying this shit for a second. Is he ACTUALLY sending a nude pic around? People have talked about it in the past, but no one has actually delivered.
He got my vote and is wasn't because he's.........

http://movie.masjo.com/images/james-clavells-shogun.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts 01-05-2011 05:51 PM
Dude. No one has EVER delivered like this. I may have to change campaign strategies. This guy may be the coolest n00b since Fax.

BigRedChief 01-05-2011 05:55 PM
Whatever bribes are out there for each candidate will someone put all the bribes available for your candidate in a post and I'll put it in the opening post.

Shogun 01-05-2011 05:55 PM
That is the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me. Thank you Flopnots, I will show that post to my grandchildren.

BigRedChief 01-05-2011 05:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 7324436)
Totally not sending nude pictures

nuh uh, not me
Then why did I vote for you? I was promised nudes! :harumph:

2112 01-05-2011 05:57 PM
LMFAO at the new server! hahaha! he is in the lead!

Shogun 01-05-2011 05:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 7324462)
Then why did I vote for you? I was promised nudes! :harumph:
Did you not get them?

booger 01-05-2011 05:58 PM
did someone say noody pics?

BigRedChief 01-05-2011 06:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7323935)
Ok, because I seem to recall someone with that moniker here at one time, a Donk troll I believe and it was several years ago. I'm not sure why he's not showing up in the members list though.

So now we're up to a non-n00b mult that is listed twice, a banned Donk troll from several years ago, and someone else who joined in 2004. I think a shake-up at the Academy is in order here.
Dude, you can't accept PM's? contact me offline

booger 01-05-2011 06:03 PM
wow

what can i say. Tittalating and niptacular.

I shall toast a tall glass of milk and vote for Shogun!!:thumb:

The Franchise 01-05-2011 06:04 PM
Shogun is sending nudes and he has Pestilence backing him. How the **** is he losing?

2112 01-05-2011 06:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7323888)
Why are there still no votes for GoodDaySir? This is a travesty. I can not be associated with a contest where a candidate as good as GoodDaySir is left behind. It simply mustn't happen in these times. In fact, you are all likely racist and bigoted by virtue of downtrodding this pour soul. I hope that you can sleep tonight in your big, expensive n00by bed while an individual so concerned about your well-being that his entire name is an offer of sincere salutations sits at home awaiting election results not having earned a single vote. I hope that you hood-wearers rot in your own feces for voting elsewhere and ignoring this person who gives so much of themselves to the community. I trust that when your homeless father bites into the twinkie given to him by GoodDaySir that he loses two crowns and a bridge and he moves back into your house screaming and moaning about the pain in his mouth all night long. HOW ARE YOU SLEEPING NOW?

GOOD DAY SIR!
Good day sir was the guy threatening Frazod in rep comments and talking shit about his wife if I remember correctly. wasn't that the same guy that spammed the board with pm's of a GIANT BLACK PENIS?

Shogun 01-05-2011 06:04 PM
This is a classic Rocky story right here

2112 01-05-2011 06:05 PM
LOL at BRC ROFL He has good day sir as a contender.

chasedude 01-05-2011 06:09 PM
"new server" up by 3 votes... go, go, GO! LMAO

booger 01-05-2011 06:11 PM
someday they will make a bridge that crosses lake titicaca

they shall name that bridge Shogun Bridge.

Ming the Merciless 01-05-2011 06:12 PM
I give real good cyber hand jobs.....

Just sayin....

I can still win this


http://images2.memegenerator.net/Ima...torName=Weaner

Phobia 01-05-2011 06:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by D2112 (Post 7324494)
Good day sir was the guy threatening Frazod in rep comments and talking shit about his wife if I remember correctly. wasn't that the same guy that spammed the board with pm's of a GIANT BLACK PENIS?
Yeah. Why do you think I'm backing him? Hello?

Donger 01-05-2011 06:17 PM
Wait, nude pics of what?

doomy3 01-05-2011 06:17 PM
If Shogun is really sending nude pics, I want one.

And I will change my vote.

BigRedChief 01-05-2011 06:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by D2112 (Post 7324501)
LOL at BRC ROFL He has good day sir as a contender.
As El Presidente of thew Academy I had to step in when SPchief dropped the ball. I just put all the nominations in the poll. didn't check for validity. Sue me. It's clear thats it's Shogun or the new server that will be King of the N00bs!

bevischief 01-05-2011 06:18 PM
How many are going to be there Sunday?

booger 01-05-2011 06:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7324541)
Wait, nude pics of what?
it's not a turtle, i can tell u that much.

Donger 01-05-2011 06:21 PM
I will change my vote if the nekkidness is hotter than my wife.

Shogun 01-05-2011 06:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7324558)
I will change my vote if the nekkidness is hotter than my wife.
I accept that challenge

booger 01-05-2011 06:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7324558)
I will change my vote if the nekkidness is hotter than my wife.
just send me i pic of the wife and i can tell you

:thumb:

Donger 01-05-2011 06:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 7324562)
I accept that challenge
Sorry.

Shogun 01-05-2011 06:25 PM
I sense a trap!

http://friendsoftheprogram.net/wp-co...its-a-trap.jpg

BigRedChief 01-05-2011 06:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 7324562)
I accept that challenge
no one can change their vote once they vote.

kstater 01-05-2011 06:27 PM
Shogun, you get my vote if you send me the pics.

Shogun 01-05-2011 06:27 PM
Im not falling for that one again

MIAdragon 01-05-2011 06:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7324558)
I will change my vote if the nekkidness is hotter than my wife.
This!!

MIAdragon 01-05-2011 06:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 7324577)
no one can change their vote once they vote.
a good thing I didn't vote then!

Donger 01-05-2011 06:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 7324577)
no one can change their vote once they vote.
Oh, I didn't know that....

kstater 01-05-2011 06:32 PM
I haven't received my PM yet.

BigRedChief 01-05-2011 06:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 7324585)
a good thing I didn't vote then!
There are a lot of people waiting for the best bribe to come in before casting their vote. I voted for deserved props instead.

kstater 01-05-2011 06:34 PM
This is the image Shogun sent me.

BAIT AND SWITCH
BAIT AND SWITCH

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...2tQa0-4hedj82f



BAIT AND SWITCH

Shogun 01-05-2011 06:35 PM
You've just ruined cake for me. Thanks.

Rams Fan 01-05-2011 06:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kstater (Post 7324602)
This is the image Shogun sent me.

BAIT AND SWITCH
BAIT AND SWITCH

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...2tQa0-4hedj82f



BAIT AND SWITCH
ROFL Shogun, you're going down.

bevischief 01-05-2011 06:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kstater (Post 7324602)
This is the image Shogun sent me.

BAIT AND SWITCH
BAIT AND SWITCH

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...2tQa0-4hedj82f



BAIT AND SWITCH
Thanks a lot I am going to have nightmares tonight....

MIAdragon 01-05-2011 06:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kstater (Post 7324602)
This is the image Shogun sent me.

BAIT AND SWITCH
BAIT AND SWITCH

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...2tQa0-4hedj82f



BAIT AND SWITCH
and no I would NOT hit it.

Ming the Merciless 01-05-2011 06:37 PM
Id rather stick my dick into the cake TBH

BigRedChief 01-05-2011 06:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 7324607)
and no I would NOT hit it.
Not even if your stranded on a desert island together forever and no one will know because you could kill her before rescuing. Sounds like a Family guy question???

Donger 01-05-2011 06:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 7324621)
Not even if your stranded on a desert island together forever and no one will know because you could kill her before rescuing. Sounds like a Family guy question???
I think you meant dessert island.

alnorth 01-05-2011 06:50 PM
Looks like the "Ell Oh Ell we're so hilariously clever, we're voting for hardware" gimmick option has pulled very slightly ahead. Oh well, this has become a bit screwed up anyway.

Donger 01-05-2011 06:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alnorth (Post 7324653)
Looks like the "Ell Oh Ell we're so hilariously clever, we're voting for hardware" gimmick option has pulled very slightly ahead. Oh well, this has become a bit screwed up anyway.
A gimmick? Have you already forgotten how bad the old server was?

alnorth 01-05-2011 06:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7324659)
A gimmick? Have you already forgotten how bad the old server was?
As a voting option, it is a stupid gimmick, nominated in an attempt to be clever, and voted on by other people in an attempt to be perceived as funny and clever. It is not novel, it is a dumb gimmick.

Fumblerooski 01-05-2011 06:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 7324436)
Totally not sending nude pictures

nuh uh, not me
And here I've been... The lone voice in a sea of "vote for the server" ignorance.. Yet left out in the cold... It's surely a sad day for the fumblerooskie clan..

BigRedChief 01-05-2011 07:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alnorth (Post 7324667)
As a voting option, it is a stupid gimmick, nominated in an attempt to be clever, and voted on by other people in an attempt to be perceived as funny and clever. It is not novel, it is a dumb gimmick.
Democracy ain't pretty. What was I suppose to do? Be a dictator and tell all the people who nominated it to go screw themselfs?

Stinger 01-05-2011 07:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 7324683)
Democracy ain't pretty. What was I suppose to do? Be a dictator and tell all the people who nominated it to go screw themselfs?
WTH?? Are you new here? The answer is YES you tell them to screw off .....Promptly followed by a reference of jumping into and AIDS tree or shrub.








:p

kstater 01-05-2011 07:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alnorth (Post 7324653)
Looks like the "Ell Oh Ell we're so hilariously clever, we're voting for hardware" gimmick option has pulled very slightly ahead. Oh well, this has become a bit screwed up anyway.
Yes, because, this is serious business.

Shogun 01-05-2011 07:35 PM
Casino Cash for Votes!

Rams Fan 01-05-2011 07:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 7324752)
Casino Cash for Votes!
I got more than you.

Shogun 01-05-2011 07:39 PM
This isn't a dick measuring contest

Rams Fan 01-05-2011 07:39 PM
Positive rep and casino cash for votes.

CaliforniaChief 01-05-2011 07:40 PM
The ability to have rep and keep your casino cash/membership if you vote for me. #n00bserver

Fumblerooski 01-05-2011 07:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief (Post 7324767)
The ability to have rep and keep your casino cash/membership if you vote for me. #n00bserver
I'm 32% sure the New Server is a Malboro Chief mult...

BigRedChief 01-05-2011 07:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 7324762)
This isn't a dick measuring contest
And we don't need any stinking pics of that contest posted either.

Donger 01-05-2011 08:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alnorth (Post 7324667)
As a voting option, it is a stupid gimmick, nominated in an attempt to be clever, and voted on by other people in an attempt to be perceived as funny and clever. It is not novel, it is a dumb gimmick.
It is funny, clever and novel.


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