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Dylan 02-20-2011 10:55 AM

I gotta run out. But, I don't care if you drive for Hendricks, Rousch, Childress or any other owner -- NOT EVERY DRIVER GETS THE BEST EQUIPMENT -- USUALLY THE BEST EQUIPMENT IS RESERVED (consistently) FOR ONE DRIVER! That's it.

...and if you don't know that-- you're a rookie to this sport.


Gotta go. Be back at 1.

Bugeater 02-20-2011 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truebigdog (Post 7441236)
Junior or Mikey?

Hell, both of them. Kyle Petty was awful as well...there's a whole list of them.

Bugeater 02-20-2011 11:02 AM

Speaking of no talent assclowns, is the pin-up girl supposed to race at all this year, or is that experiment over with?

RNR 02-20-2011 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7441250)
Speaking of no talent assclowns, is the pin-up girl supposed to race at all this year, or is that experiment over with?

No the souless whore is winning "new fans" what a joke~

Al Bundy 02-20-2011 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 7441232)
First Call For The Wall

Steve Wallace
Andy Lally
Kevin Conway
Travis Kvapil
Joey Logano
Joe Nemechek
Paul Menard??
David Gilliland
Dave Blaney
J.J. Yeley
*Kevin Harvick


*j/k LMAO

Please let it be Carl Edwards, collecting Kenseth, Biffle and Ragan.

Bugeater 02-20-2011 11:07 AM

I bet when Jimmie Johnson signs his name he dots the 'i's with little smiley faces.

Al Bundy 02-20-2011 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7441256)
I bet when Jimmie Johnson signs his name he dots the 'i's with little smiley faces.

I bet Carl Edwards signs his name he ends it with "**** Brad Keselowski".

kstater 02-20-2011 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7441250)
Speaking of no talent assclowns, is the pin-up girl supposed to race at all this year, or is that experiment over with?

Qualified 4th
Finished 16th yesterday

RNR 02-20-2011 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UCFGoldenKnight (Post 7441259)
I bet Carl Edwards signs his name he ends it with "**** Brad Keselowski".

LMAO~

Bugeater 02-20-2011 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 7441262)
Qualified 4th
Finished 16th yesterday

Ah, I missed the entire race yesterday.

kstater 02-20-2011 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7441265)
Ah, I missed the entire race yesterday.

Really didn't do too bad. Couldn't figure out the 2 car draft though. But that wasn't limited to her. Anyone that wasn't a cup regular asides from Landon Cassill had the same problem.

RNR 02-20-2011 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 7441262)
Qualified 4th
Finished 16th yesterday

Thats alright she still gets the loudest cheer when she takes he shirt off after the race :rolleyes:If she wants to be taken serious does she really think the stripper Go Daddy ads are the way to go about it?

Old Dog 02-20-2011 11:23 AM

Green flag is scheduled for approximately 12:19 central time for those who were wondering

Bugeater 02-20-2011 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truebigdog (Post 7441272)
Green flag is scheduled for approximately 12:19 central time for those who were wondering

Yes, thank you.

Abba-Dabba 02-20-2011 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UCFGoldenKnight (Post 7359818)
Put me down as #5 as my favorite car.

WooHoo! Another Mark Martin fan!

Old Dog 02-20-2011 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RubberSponge (Post 7441279)
WooHoo! Another Mark Martin fan!

OP updated with RubberSponges driver

Deberg_1990 02-20-2011 12:02 PM

NASCAR really embracing its sterotypical "neck" side today.

Dylan 02-20-2011 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 7441317)
NASCAR really embracing its sterotypical "neck" side today.

http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/user/vala_02.gif

Dylan 02-20-2011 12:29 PM

what'd i miss?

Dylan 02-20-2011 12:30 PM

Get Ready!

Three Fingers on 3rd Lap

and please stand up!

and take your red neck driver's hat off!

edit: i'm gonna stand up in front of my tv

Dylan 02-20-2011 12:34 PM

RIP Dead Dale!

kstater 02-20-2011 12:34 PM

Eat a dick Kyle

Dylan 02-20-2011 12:35 PM

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Kyle spinning across the grass as we go to to commercial

Bugeater 02-20-2011 12:35 PM

Damnit, it looked like his car was hardly damaged at all.

Spott 02-20-2011 12:37 PM

Both sides of the stadium are packed today. Even thought the ticket prices have gone up, it was way more crowded at the race yesterday than it has been in the last couple of years I've gone.

Dylan 02-20-2011 12:37 PM

Kyle is going to be ok!

Did you see Kyle handling to save the car from damage?? What a guy! What a driver!

lol

kstater 02-20-2011 12:39 PM

I bet Kyle blames that on Waltrip. Even though he was driving like crazyman.

Bugeater 02-20-2011 12:40 PM

ooh, he may have suspension damage

Spott 02-20-2011 12:40 PM

I'll be glad when they get back to the regular racing instead of all these 2 car packs. A couple of pairs of cars get way ahead of the field and maked the race pretty boring to watch.

Dylan 02-20-2011 12:42 PM

aw come on Mikey --Big mistake having Mikey push him.

Listen to DW defending Mikey -- cracks me up

Kyle will be right back in the mix on the restart. No car damage thanks to his incredible control.


LMAO

Gracie Dean 02-20-2011 12:43 PM

I still like 24

Dylan 02-20-2011 12:44 PM

Ma Fa -- Truex almost turned my Jr around

Martin Truex, Jr ya piss of dodo

Bugeater 02-20-2011 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noswad (Post 7441398)
I still like 24

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

kstater 02-20-2011 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noswad (Post 7441398)
I still like 24

Post here then.

http://www.gaynascarfans.com

Gracie Dean 02-20-2011 12:48 PM

oh come on ;)

Dylan 02-20-2011 12:48 PM

The problem is these no talent field fillers don't know how to draft...

Dylan 02-20-2011 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noswad (Post 7441398)
I still like 24

great driver :thumb:

Bugeater 02-20-2011 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 7441412)
great driver :thumb:

You just hush...

Gracie Dean 02-20-2011 12:50 PM

still looks weird to see Jr in the 88

I miss Ward Burton and his great southern drawl talking to the media

Spott 02-20-2011 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 7441411)
The problem is these no talent field fillers don't know how to draft...

I don't think Danica knows how to draft or has any desire to do it. Her car was actually pretty quick, but she would not draft with anyone the entire race yesterday.

Dylan 02-20-2011 12:51 PM

who are we praying for?

I missed what DW had to say -- I'm making pasta!

Dylan 02-20-2011 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7441415)
You just hush...

http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/user/vala_02.gif

kstater 02-20-2011 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spott (Post 7441418)
I don't think Danica knows how to draft or has any desire to do it. Her car was actually pretty quick, but she would not draft with anyone the entire race yesterday.

All the non-Cup drivers had that issue. This 2 car deal is new. The Busch guys only had 1 day to practice. Compared to weeks that all the Cup drivers had with it.

Bugeater 02-20-2011 01:00 PM

Awww RNR...

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Spott 02-20-2011 01:00 PM

That sucks for Harvick. I thought he might win today.

Al Bundy 02-20-2011 01:01 PM

Bye bye Harvick.

Dylan 02-20-2011 01:02 PM

Oh no!

How did Kevin lose an engine? wow

LOL... DW making up excuses for Jeffrey Gordon.

Poor Robby G...

Gracie Dean 02-20-2011 01:04 PM

wow that is early for 29

Dylan 02-20-2011 01:04 PM

Guess Clint Bowyer got the good chit to drive today. /Kevin Harvick

kstater 02-20-2011 01:07 PM

Awesome

Gracie Dean 02-20-2011 01:07 PM

oh crap

Dylan 02-20-2011 01:07 PM

THE BIG ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

Spott 02-20-2011 01:07 PM

Wow, that was a big wreck.

Bugeater 02-20-2011 01:07 PM

Think that got both Jimmie and Jeffie.

kstater 02-20-2011 01:08 PM

Damn, Brian K. was that close to making it through.

kstater 02-20-2011 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7441443)
Think that got both Jimmie and Jeffie.

Hence my awesome post.

Spott 02-20-2011 01:08 PM

Waltrip trying to take out the entire field by himself today.

kstater 02-20-2011 01:08 PM

So is this Nascar fixing the race for Junior?

Dylan 02-20-2011 01:09 PM

Red Flag!

who's left?

Al Bundy 02-20-2011 01:09 PM

Ambrose ran out of talent and turned Martin on purpose. What a piece of shit.

kstater 02-20-2011 01:10 PM

Gordon about made it through with minimal damage. Then he got hit again, awesome.

Dylan 02-20-2011 01:10 PM

Gawd, i love listening to the in-car crash sounds...

kstater 02-20-2011 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UCFGoldenKnight (Post 7441451)
Ambrose ran out of talent and turned Martin on purpose. What a piece of shit.

Wut

RNR 02-20-2011 01:11 PM

F&ck!!!

Dylan 02-20-2011 01:11 PM

Let's hear what Jeffy Pop has to say.... He's slowly climbing out of his car

Lord help us

Jerm 02-20-2011 01:11 PM

DW trying to find any way not to blame his brother for that wreck was pretty humorous.

RNR 02-20-2011 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 7441433)
Oh no!

How did Kevin lose an engine? wow

LOL... DW making up excuses for Jeffrey Gordon.

Poor Robby G...

:grr::mad::#:cuss: and thats all I got to say about that~

Gracie Dean 02-20-2011 01:13 PM

what a crappy start to the new season

Dylan 02-20-2011 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider (Post 7441455)
F&ck!!!

I'm sorry RedNeckRaider --

Pumpkin, this is why you need a back up driver or two or three or four to root for...

Al Bundy 02-20-2011 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 7441454)
Wut

Martin was making it through, Ambrose turned right he knew Martin was up there and turned him anyway instead of just taking his lumps.

Bugeater 02-20-2011 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff Gordon
:crybaby:

.

kstater 02-20-2011 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UCFGoldenKnight (Post 7441467)
Martin was making it through, Ambrose turned right he knew Martin was up there and turned him anyway instead of just taking his lumps.

You need to have Teedubya talk you off the ledge.

Old Dog 02-20-2011 01:18 PM

I have a feeling Clint is gonna get scuffed up here soon. He very narrowly escaped on the first two cautions.
I had to pause it for a quick shower after getting off of the treadmill and just got caught up.

Al Bundy 02-20-2011 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 7441470)
You need to have Teedubya talk you off the ledge.

Nahhh I'm ok. I didn't lose any money, Marcos Ambrose just plain sucks.

GoHuge 02-20-2011 01:19 PM

Well I think I have 2 guys left on my fantasy team! I don't know why these guys are running like there is 20 to go right now.

Dylan 02-20-2011 01:20 PM

OMG 17-car Pile Up!

and we're on Lap 36...

RNR 02-20-2011 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 7441465)
I'm sorry RedNeckRaider --

Pumpkin, this is why you need a back up driver or two or three or four to root for...

I pull for all RCR drivers and yes I still pull for Jr to pull his head out of his ass~

Dylan 02-20-2011 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7441468)
.

LMAO

Dylan 02-20-2011 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider (Post 7441475)
I pull for all RCR drivers and yes I still pull for Jr to pull his head out of his ass~

ah, God love you! http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/image...s/big-grin.gif

Al Bundy 02-20-2011 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 7441474)
OMG 17-car Pile Up!

and we're on Lap 36...

Did you just cum?


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