OH HELL WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?

6 pm PDT. It's based on PDT cuz, well, you know, he's from SF. Jesus works his magic based on Cali time.

Tonight?

Nah. tomorrow.

Perfect. I can watch the post-game wrap up before the humanity wrap up.

OH SHIT I'M WRONG. IT STARTS TONIGHT! 11PM IN NEW ZEALAND AND THEN IT WONT REACH CALI TILL 6 PM SATURDAY!

****, this is a long, drawn out event.


saturday, said Camping, "will start like any other day. There's no reason to behave or act differently."

New Zealanders will be the first to know, Camping said. At 6 p.m. their time - 11 p.m. Friday in the Bay Area - a great earthquake will shake the island asunder, triggering an apocalypse that rolls relentlessly our way.

"It will continue across the Earth at such a rate," Camping said, "every Richter scale in the world and every news organization in the world will have no doubt - Judgment Day is here."

It will reach San Francisco around 6 p.m. PDT. The saved Christian souls will ascend to heaven, including those dead and buried. All others will remain as the Earth falls into fiery chaos.

To answer a second popular question: Camping and his followers will not gather at one location Saturday, preferring to stay home with their families.

Camping lives with his wife and says only one of his eight adult children shares his convictions. Few of his grandchildren have contact with him.

His follower Evans plans to huddle at home with his wife and children.

"I know I want to be with them when it happens, God have mercy," he said.




Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...#ixzz1MvuwdOHG

Wait, what? I'm pretty sure it's already the 21st in Jerusalem....

I know, it's all ****ed up. Jesus is trying to throw us off.

Read the post above.

Do my rep points transfer to heaven?_

Wow! I'm raking in more than I expected! Keep sending money, ChiefsFanz!

Someone needs to make chiefsplanetheaven.com

It didn't/teedubya

Reports coming in of a massive volcano explosion in Kamchatka (same time zone as NZ), experts expecting an earthquake? You can't be serious...

http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-609121?hpt=C2























PSYCH! Bwahahahaha.

what time is this supposed to happen I have to work tonight :(

Starts in New Zealand at 11 PM PDT tonight. Will be here tomorrow by 6 PM PDT.

You can use this to keep an eye on all the earthquakes

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/

May 19, 2011: NASA's Cassini spacecraft and a European Southern Observatory ground-based telescope are tracking the growth of a giant early-spring storm in Saturn's northern hemisphere so powerful that it stretches around the entire planet. The rare storm has been wreaking havoc for months and shooting plumes of gas high into the planet's atmosphere.

"Nothing on Earth comes close to this powerful storm," says Leigh Fletcher, a Cassini team scientist at the University of Oxford in the United Kingdom, and lead author of a study that appeared in this week's edition of Science Magazine. "A storm like this is rare. This is only the sixth one to be recorded since 1876, and the last was way back in 1990."

Cassini's radio and plasma wave science instrument first detected the large disturbance in December 2010, and amateur astronomers have been watching it ever since through backyard telescopes. As it rapidly expanded, the storm's core developed into a giant, powerful thunderstorm, producing a 3,000-mile-wide (5,000-kilometer-wide) dark vortex possibly similar to Jupiter's Great Red Spot.

This is the first major storm on Saturn observed by an orbiting spacecraft and studied at thermal infrared wavelengths. Infrared observations are key because heat tells researchers a great deal about conditions inside the storm, including temperatures, winds, and atmospheric composition. Temperature data were provided by the Very Large Telescope (VLT) on Cerro Paranal in Chile and Cassini's composite infrared spectrometer (CIRS), operated by NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center in Greenbelt, Md.

"Our new observations show that the storm had a major effect on the atmosphere, transporting energy and material over great distances -- creating meandering jet streams and forming giant vortices -- and disrupting Saturn's seasonal [weather patterns]," said Glenn Orton, a paper co-author, based at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif.

The violence of the storm -- the strongest disturbances ever detected in Saturn's stratosphere -- took researchers by surprise. What started as an ordinary disturbance deep in Saturn's atmosphere punched through the planet's serene cloud cover to roil the high layer known as the stratosphere.

"On Earth, the lower stratosphere is where commercial airplanes generally fly to avoid storms which can cause turbulence," says Brigette Hesman, a scientist at the University of Maryland in College Park who works on the CIRS team at Goddard and is the second author on the paper. "If you were flying in an airplane on Saturn, this storm would reach so high up, it would probably be impossible to avoid it."

A separate analysis using Cassini's visual and infrared mapping spectrometer, led by Kevin Baines of JPL, confirmed the storm is very violent, dredging up deep material in volumes several times larger than previous storms. Other Cassini scientists are studying the evolving storm and, they say, a more extensive picture will emerge

It's starting on Saturn run!!

WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!!

Tick tock...

Oh shit, we figured out 1 human year = 1000 god years, but forgot to carry the one and realize human earth = Saturn. :doh!:

Our rapture is in 2027... oops. Sorry for the confusion.

I am going to go get some dry ice and place them in a old pair of shoes in front of the house tomorrow.

I'm sure a lot of people will be contacting them on the 22nd to laugh at them.

http://www.wecanknow.com/contact.php

what if the Mayans were wrong tomorrow is the day and not 12/2012?

Jimmy Buffet Fruitcakes

I'm looking forward to breaking in my vigrins.

WTF is a vigrin?

Oh and if this whole end of the world stuff doesn't involve zombies, I'm not playing. :harumph:

Then we can classify them as liars !

I'm holding out for the "double-your-money-back" guarantee.

i called the company accountant today and asked if they'd run payroll this afternoon instead of waiting til monday, with the end of the world and whatnot.

bitch must think they can take it w/them.:cuss:
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+1 for zombies.

i'd love you if it wasn't for my wife.:thumb:

:redface:

Oh and FYP ;)

WE DIDN'T LISTEN!

Has the rapture started yet? Its 3:00 PM Rapture Day in New Zealand.....

I'm in Sydney on basis, so I should find out fairly quickly. Let you guys know when the brimstone starts falling.

The rapture is like the draft only bigger. It's God picking his team. In honor of this we should have a day of tags.

Are we dead yet?

oh boy oh boy oh boy
It's happening!

If the rapture happens, It'll take me a while to notice. Most of my friends and family are just as sinful as me.

Got a sister that might vanish, though. I don't talk to her much.

....... .. ... .. .man .. .. this is different than I thot it would b.. . . . ....... . . .. ........

I'm dead, guys. Later.

I gotta poop

Poop well. It may be the last poop you ever get to poop.

It's supposed to be 6 pm central time

Ok, Bowser may have another poop before it all goes to shit. I'm not real clear on his poop cycle.

Because Noah's flood was on Rhema...I mean central time.

It's easier to float towards heaven with an empty colon.

I can definitely get cleaned out with 18 hours to work with. I'm a pro at this.

I thought it was 4:00 PM CST. I'm putting off cutting the grass till 4:30 in case I don't have too cuz I'm dead.

I made sure not to pay any of my bills... just in case.

You should hire a crew of nieghbor kids to cut it a 3:30 and pay them with a check.

The streets will be littered with dead bodies and abandoned cars from all the "good" people later today.

I'm gonna find me a SWEET ride.

Good news is, the keys will be in the ignition.

How does the weather look? If it gets cloudy, I'm heading to the bomb shelter.

Exactly.

Yeah, there's this guy I know with a Lambo. Hopefully he's a good person and leaves it.

Welcome to the last day of your life.

Seriously?

I'm a good person and I'll still be driving my truck. You need to find a good Christian with a Lambo, then you're in.

Well, I thought I felt a slight twinge of eternal damnation, but then I remembered my roids were flaring up.

I'm highly disappointed that New Zealand isn't gone yet.

I'm posting this from heaven. Sorry fellas, the chosen people made it...finally. Pretty good bagels up here.

Sonofabitch!

**** YEAH I'M IN HEAVEN!.......Oh wait.....nope just a dream.

I was on the pot when it all went down, apparently. Saul, could you do me a solid and ask the big guy if he could send the holy dinghy back down to pick me up?

Impossible. God's not a Wildcat fan.

This is fun. And we get to do it again next year with the Mayan calender bullshit.

True.

(And he sure as shit isn't a Mizzou fan either.)

Only if you're not a sinner. If you are, you have 5 more months left.

Circumcised?

So... live it up!

i'M SNORTING BLEACH OUT OF A HOOKER'S ASS.

Then, I guess your rapture is probably here,

Yep the rest of us get smited in October some time.

LMAO

7 Years

You guys are all sinners.... making fun of such a holy day. You should forsake your sins and take god in your hearts before its to late.







On a side note.... I am pretty drunk and smoking a joint right now. This whole rapture thing is like 3 strikes your out right. I should still be safe....... o:-)

He's hates KU too. If he loved us he wouldn't have sent us to the final 4 only to lose so many times and he certainly wouldn't have had us make a name for ourselves by losing to mid-majors eleventy billion times. Maybe I need to repent for being a KU fan.

I'm sorry God... they were my home team. Why did you let me be born just miles from Lawrence.