Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8211900)

That part of the King of the n00b archive history has been lost to the great server crash of 2006. If you can find evidence clarifying the Academy would welcome setting history straight and print up some new history textbooks.

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8211900)

That part of the King of the n00b archive history has been lost to the great server crash of 2006. If you can find evidence clarifying the Academy would welcome setting history straight and print up some new history textbooks.

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8211911)

I don't recall it being done in 2005 at all. I think you may have forgot that year.

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8211829)

Yeah...I'm not sure how FAX won 2005 when he joined in 2004.

Can the Academy please provide some clarification on this issue?
</sadface>

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8211911)

I don't recall it being done in 2005 at all. I think you may have forgot that year.

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8211960)

I think the first year or two wasn't a strict Jan. 1st cut off date. That it went back a couple of months into the previous year.

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8211972)

This whole thing is a ****ing sham.

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8211972)

This whole thing is a ****ing sham.

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8211972)

This whole thing is a ****ing sham.

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 8211991)

Since this whole useless popularity contest is inevitable, and I don't even know who half these useless ****ing n00bs that have been nominated are, and White Whale has already been nominated, I'll throw ina nomination for Icarus and O.city.

White Whale and those two are the only n00bs worth a damn.

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 8211991)

Since this whole useless popularity contest is inevitable, and I don't even know who half these useless ****ing n00bs that have been nominated are, and White Whale has already been nominated, I'll throw ina nomination for Icarus and O.city.

White Whale and those two are the only n00bs worth a damn.

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 8211991)

Since this whole useless popularity contest is inevitable, and I don't even know who half these useless ****ing n00bs that have been nominated are, and White Whale has already been nominated, I'll throw ina nomination for Icarus and O.city.

White Whale and those two are the only n00bs worth a damn.

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 8212001)

That's the spirit, Mr. milkman.

In this world, it's all about involvement. When you're not involved, you're simply on the sidelines of life. And spectatating is for spectatators.

Where would we be if the Frenchies hadn't gotten involved in the Revolutionary War? Where would we be if the Nazi scientists hadn't gotten involved in our rocketry program? Where would we be if I-Hop hadn't gotten involved in making waffles?

We'd be speaking English right here on Earth with no waffles, that's where.

FAX

Originally Posted by D2112 (Post 8212002)

I would personally like to nominate blueballs..
aka okie apparation as
the biggest piece of shit on this site.

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 8212007)

I already speak English with no waffles.

Originally Posted by D2112 (Post 8212002)

I would personally like to nominate blueballs..
aka okie apparation as
the biggest piece of shit on this site.

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 8212015)

I don't pay any attention to him, and I think there are far bigger pieces of shit around here.

He's just a useless dumbass.

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8212024)

Shouldn't you be out getting a viagra-induced blo-job right now? It is your b-day ffs.

Also,

I think we should nominate Joey/Kurt for the award. He's been around a few years but every time he posts it's a new experience, you know?
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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 8212038)

I'm not a fan of holidays and birthdays.

Originally Posted by D2112 (Post 8212050)

Who do you commiserate in your misery with?

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 8212060)

You guys.


Duh....

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8212082)

Is that why my anus hurts?

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 8211838)

Prove it with tittahs.

Originally Posted by lewdog_5 (Post 8212100)

What are the tips for newbs to become better members of this board?

Originally Posted by lewdog_5 (Post 8212100)

What are the tips for newbs to become better members of this board?

I have only been here 3 months but I already feel myself getting dumber. Should I be concerned?

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8212109)

Shogun brought the GF's boobage to the table for the win. Bosschief promised beer at the next Planet gathering.

Free beer and pics of boobage seems to work. Go figure.

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8212024)

I think we should nominate Joey/Kurt for the award. He's been around a few years but every time he posts it's a new experience, you know?
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Originally Posted by lewdog_5 (Post 8212116)

Considering I live in the state of Washington, it looks like boobs are my choice.

Thanks

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 8211666)

I nominate eric007

Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 8212325)

When you say "run," you mean like promote myself in this thread or to random people? Oh and thanks Buck. I knew you were a good friend.

Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus (Post 8212329)

This is just a nomination thread. Once you are nominated there is no need to really campaign too much until the voting actually starts.


It wouldn't hurt to have some casino cash rich donors backing you though.

Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus (Post 8212329)

This is just a nomination thread. Once you are nominated there is no need to really campaign too much until the voting actually starts.


It wouldn't hurt to have some casino cash rich donors backing you though.

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 8212526)

I have yet to understand why a pair of tits that belong to a girlfriend that I do not know are more interesting that the eleventybillion tits that can be found across the net.


Maybe this is a question there is no answer for.

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8212539)

okay, we are not getting many more nominations. Let's cut this off and go to the poll starting tonight. i'll have the mods verify the noobness of the posters in the opening post. When I get an all clear. I'll put everyone in the poll and post the poll.

Sound good? Opinions?

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8212539)

okay, we are not getting many more nominations. Let's cut this off and go to the poll starting tonight. i'll have the mods verify the noobness of the posters in the opening post. When I get an all clear. I'll put everyone in the poll and post the poll.

Sound good? Opinions?

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8212543)

When you post the poll will there be a poll about the poll with poll options?
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8212638)

The confirmed list of n00bs has been updated in the OP. The academy will post the voting poll after the game and the anger dies down from the dissapointment.

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8218061)

disappointment?

Originally Posted by DuhChiefs (Post 8218208)

Suprised I wasn't a canidate :O

Originally Posted by kindra68 (Post 8218655)

damn. missed out again.
one of these days i'll be a Queen N00b. i just know it!

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8210848)

This isn't a team award. We only need to find one worthy of being crowned King.

IMHO, BoneKrusher is and will be a great member of the community.

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 8212792)

How did the username "SuperChief" go un-used until 2011?


That is mind-boggling.