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BillSelfsTrophycase 12-21-2011 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8227451)
Carls, the quality of the pic isn't too good because of its age but i tried it.
added some filters and made it sig sized for ya with text.
http://i40.tinypic.com/v4qvk7.png

Awesome, remove the text and you win


And don't forget the casino cash and rep

crazycoffey 12-21-2011 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carls20yearplan (Post 8227481)
Awesome, remove the text and you win


And don't forget the casino cash and rep

Are you jewish?

lewdog 12-21-2011 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8227377)
Lewdog must be a lot worse than I first anticipated.

I must be worse than I even thought....damn.

BillSelfsTrophycase 12-21-2011 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8227500)
Are you jewish?


LMAO

TFG/Ladarius/Bobbie approve of this post

And no...making n00bs dance is kinda a tradition

BillSelfsTrophycase 12-21-2011 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8223185)
To answer Pms....

It's not a girl I've showed anyone before.

I need an easy friend

crazycoffey 12-21-2011 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carls20yearplan (Post 8227506)
TFG/Ladarius/Bobbie approve of this post
...making n00bs dance is kinda a tradition


:facepalm:


I know...


<---------


Join Date: 12-26-2006

lewdog 12-21-2011 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8227142)
Ok, now you seriously have my vote. You've got spunk, n00b. Tell me, what do you think about occasional homo-erotic posts? You down?

Home-erotic posts like making a poll about flavored vodka?


Yeah, I am down with the occasional gay thread like that.

Gonzo 12-21-2011 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog_5 (Post 8227523)
Home-erotic posts like making a poll about flavored vodka?


Yeah, I am down with the occasional gay thread like that.

Just an FYI...
My wife posts here. His name is Crazycoffee. We have a mutual lover named Lumpy. He/She is a transsexual from Boulder and a long-time season ticket holder for the Royals. We have had some lover's quarrels here on occasion. The worst was a few months ago when I walked in on Crazy getting air-locked by Buck and SofaKing.
The sex wasn't really a problem as much as the scat they were performing with the neighbors pet turtle.
Flavored vodka makes one do funny things.
You dig?
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lewdog 12-21-2011 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8227544)
Just an FYI...
My wife posts here. His name is Crazycoffee. We have a mutual lover named Lumpy. He/She is a transsexual from Boulder and a long-time season ticket holder for the Royals. We have had some lover's quarrels here on occasion. The worst was a few months ago when I walked in on Crazy getting air-locked by Buck and SofaKing.
The sex wasn't really a problem as much as the scat they were performing with the neighbors pet turtle.
Flavored vodka makes one do funny things.
You dig?
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That seems ok, except for that flavored vodka. Can't you guys drink beer or something? Only thing that seems weird about your post.

crazycoffey 12-21-2011 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8227544)
Just an FYI...
My wife posts here. His name is Crazycoffee. We have a mutual lover named Lumpy. He/She is a transsexual from Boulder and a long-time season ticket holder for the Royals. We have had some lover's quarrels here on occasion. The worst was a few months ago when I walked in on Crazy getting air-locked by Buck and SofaKing.
The sex wasn't really a problem as much as the scat they were performing with the neighbors pet turtle.
Flavored vodka makes one do funny things.
You dig?
Posted via Mobile Device


This isn't really the time or place to be airing our dirty laundry, for this you must pay the toll. May I suggest a white dragon to incur my justice....

Lumpy 12-21-2011 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8227544)
Just an FYI...

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr...fo1_r1_500.gif

Gonzo 12-21-2011 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog_5 (Post 8227548)
That seems ok, except for that flavored vodka. Can't you guys drink beer or something? Only thing that seems weird about your post.

The potential is strong in this one.

I mean, ****. I pulled out the "Scat Turtle" card and he didn't blink an eye.
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lewdog 12-21-2011 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8227557)
The potential is strong in this one.

I mean, ****. I pulled out the "Scat Turtle" card and he didn't blink an eye.
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I come from Montana where hillbillies **** anything with 4 legs.....and no I am not a hillbilly.

Gonzo 12-21-2011 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog_5 (Post 8227562)
I come from Montana where hillbillies **** anything with 4 legs.....and no I am not a hillbilly.

You'll get along well with Bwana.
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crazycoffey 12-21-2011 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog_5 (Post 8227562)
I come from Montana where hillbillies **** anything with 4 legs.....and no I am not a hillbilly.


Then stop walking on all fours!

lewdog 12-21-2011 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8227566)
Then stop walking on all fours!

Well played....well played.

crazycoffey 12-21-2011 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8227555)
curiously interested

FYP

oh and in case you missed this exchange....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8227230)
I am the 1%. I am now a job creator!
(And I have a job for you)

See n00b-lewdog? You gotta get used to this type of thing.
Crazycoffee chokes on my knob for casino cash.
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Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8227248)
Ok, but only if it's freshly covered with lumpy glaze...


Lumpy 12-21-2011 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8227574)
FYP

oh and in case you missed this exchange....

Lumpy glaze?! ROFL

crazycoffey 12-21-2011 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8227584)
Lumpy glaze?! ROFL


Think I should copyright that before Fergie uses it in her next song?

Setsuna 12-22-2011 12:36 AM

The one who posts in here the least will get the most votes. Not whoring themselves like bone is.

Gonzo 12-22-2011 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 8227635)
The one who posts in here the least will get the most votes. Not whoring themselves like bone is.

The butthurt is strong in this one...
You don't know this place very well, do you?
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Hootie 12-22-2011 01:23 AM

another year, another shitty cast of n00bs

Phobia 12-22-2011 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Short Leash Hootie (Post 8227673)
another year, another shitty cast of n00bs

Heh. Says an alumnus of 2006 - a year in which a Jets fan took the crown on a Chiefs site.

BossChief 12-22-2011 02:28 AM

BoneKrusher is a good dude.

He deserves to win it because he is one of the few here that has his own takes and isnt afraid to go totally against the grain wiht them.

He and I were the ONLY guys on the Coalition to be clowning Cassel since wayyy before day one there and took a shitton of criticism for it at the time.

Im gonna throw a rep to each and every one of you that vote for him after he wins it.

VOTE FOR HIM.....even though he seems to have it locked up.

SuperChief 12-22-2011 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 8227733)
BoneKrusher is a good dude.

He deserves to win it because he is one of the few here that has his own takes and isnt afraid to go totally against the grain wiht them.

He and I were the ONLY guys on the Coalition to be clowning Cassel since wayyy before day one there and took a shitton of criticism for it at the time.

Im gonna throw a rep to each and every one of you that vote for him after he wins it.

VOTE FOR HIM.....even though he seems to have it locked up.

So I gave you Moeaki for nothing??!?

Just playin'. He's good people.

BoneKrusher 12-22-2011 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carls20yearplan (Post 8227481)
Awesome, remove the text and you win


And don't forget the casino cash and rep

w/o text and rounded corners.
http://i41.tinypic.com/etef07.png

added rep and Casino Cash

RockChalk 12-22-2011 08:43 AM

Did BoneKrusher have a different original name? Or has he always been BoneKrusher and I've missed 1,104 of his posts?

BoneKrusher 12-22-2011 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockChalk (Post 8227928)
Did BoneKrusher have a different original name? Or has he always been BoneKrusher and I've missed 1,104 of his posts?

when i joined in September i was .EB29 for a couple days but several members here remembered me for the Chiefs Coalition where i was BoneKrusher for years.
one of the mods offered to change my name to BoneKrusher, since people here knew me by that name.

bevischief 12-22-2011 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8227241)
10,000.00 in Casino Cash or a sig

How in the hell did you get all that Casio cash?

BoneKrusher 12-22-2011 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 8227940)
How in the hell did you get all that Casio cash?

RedNeckRaider

RockChalk 12-22-2011 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8227935)
when i joined in September i was .EB29 for a couple days but several members here remembered me for the Chiefs Coalition where i was BoneKrusher for years.
one of the mods offered to change my name to BoneKrusher, since people here knew me by that name.

Ok. Appreciate that bit of info

BoneKrusher 12-22-2011 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockChalk (Post 8227943)
Ok. Appreciate that bit of info

no prob.

bevischief 12-22-2011 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8227544)
Just an FYI...
My wife posts here. His name is Crazycoffee. We have a mutual lover named Lumpy. He/She is a transsexual from Boulder and a long-time season ticket holder for the Royals. We have had some lover's quarrels here on occasion. The worst was a few months ago when I walked in on Crazy getting air-locked by Buck and SofaKing.
The sex wasn't really a problem as much as the scat they were performing with the neighbors pet turtle.
Flavored vodka makes one do funny things.
You dig?
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ROFL

BigRedChief 12-22-2011 01:42 PM

When do you guys and gals want to end this poll?

Sofa King 12-22-2011 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8227544)
Just an FYI...
My wife posts here. His name is Crazycoffee. We have a mutual lover named Lumpy. He/She is a transsexual from Boulder and a long-time season ticket holder for the Royals. We have had some lover's quarrels here on occasion. The worst was a few months ago when I walked in on Crazy getting air-locked by Buck and SofaKing.
The sex wasn't really a problem as much as the scat they were performing with the neighbors pet turtle.
Flavored vodka makes one do funny things.
You dig?
Posted via Mobile Device

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bevischief 12-22-2011 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8228448)
When do you guys and gals want to end this poll?

Tomorrow.

RNR 12-22-2011 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8227689)
Heh. Says an alumnus of 2006 - a year in which a Jets fan took the crown on a Chiefs site.

LMAO

Setsuna 12-22-2011 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8227935)
when i joined in September i was .EB29 for a couple days but several members here remembered me for the Chiefs Coalition where i was BoneKrusher for years.
one of the mods offered to change my name to BoneKrusher, since people here knew me by that name.

Sooo technically you aren't a noob at all. I call breaking the rules. By definition of a noob. No one should already know you from another Chiefs forum. BK = DQ (disqualified)

BoneKrusher 12-22-2011 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 8229209)
Sooo technically you aren't a noob at all. I call breaking the rules. By definition of a noob. No one should already know you from another Chiefs forum. BK = DQ (disqualified)

you're right
if the mods wanna disqualify me for that i'm ok with it.;)

KurtCobain 12-22-2011 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8229257)
you're right
if the mods wanna disqualify me for that i'm ok with it.;)

It's not that simple, n00b.
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BigRedChief 12-22-2011 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 8229209)
Sooo technically you aren't a noob at all. I call breaking the rules. By definition of a noob. No one should already know you from another Chiefs forum. BK = DQ (disqualified)

The rule is joined chiefs planet after jan. 1st not joined a chiefs bb for the first time evah.

BigRedChief 12-22-2011 11:50 PM

Okay, I'm calling the poll closed on Christmas day unless someone objects for a good reason.

crazycoffey 12-22-2011 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8229874)
Okay, I'm calling the poll closed on Christmas day unless someone objects for a good reason.

I object, close it now. mercy rule...

Setsuna 12-23-2011 12:14 AM

Just close them and give it to BK. That positive rep for voting for him should have been the dagger. I mean here, rep is the holy grail on CP.

BigRedChief 12-23-2011 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 8229903)
Just close them and give it to BK. That positive rep for voting for him should have been the dagger. I mean here, rep is the holy grail on CP.

Your sounding like a whiny loser. Geeeeeezzzz:facepalm:

BigRedChief 12-23-2011 07:55 AM

Okay we putting an end to this poll using the mercy rule at midnight on Christmas eve.

BoneKrusher 12-23-2011 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8230080)
Okay we putting an end to this poll using the mercy rule at midnight on Christmas eve.

great, win lose or draw i want it to be over. :(

crazycoffey 12-23-2011 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 8229903)
Just close them and give it to BK. That positive rep for voting for him should have been the dagger. I mean here, rep is the holy grail on CP.

The real key is not to bitch about rep,
the only person that cares to hear anything about rep, good or bad for that matter, is Bob Dole.

BoneKrusher 12-23-2011 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8230358)
The real key is not to bitch about rep,
the only person that cares to hear anything about rep, good or bad for that matter, is Bob Dole.

i heard that.
i got some Casino Cash and rep for anyone who wants to throw a vote my way.

BigRedChief 12-23-2011 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8230358)
The real key is not to bitch about rep,
the only person that cares to hear anything about rep, good or bad for that matter, is Bob Dole.

Bitching about rep is the fastest way to get on the bad side of the planet.

CaliforniaChief 12-23-2011 03:00 PM

Just jumping in to this...what briberies are out there?

Kyle DeLexus 12-23-2011 04:09 PM

Worst bribe year ever.

Bowser 12-23-2011 04:22 PM

So when do we line these clams up against the wall and pelt them with paintballs?

bevischief 12-23-2011 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 8230699)
So when do we line these clams up against the wall and pelt them with paintballs?

After the next loss.

The Franchise 12-23-2011 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus (Post 8230683)
Worst bribe year ever.

This. None of these ****ers are worthy of the title.

BigRedChief 12-23-2011 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 8230723)
This. None of these ****ers are worthy of the title.

not directed at you......

Go look at the past threads. Every year they trash the noob selection. But there turned out to be some cool dudes in those classes. The old timers here need to realize that there was only one Mr. Blond, one Endelt in his prime.

To be honest, the majority of those voting that not one single person that joined this year is worthy are not worthy themselfs. Look in the mirror and quit being so hard on the noobs.

Shogun 12-23-2011 06:17 PM

Shogun > the new server

Bonekrusher > nobody

still voted nobody

mixed feelings

The Franchise 12-23-2011 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8230827)
not directed at you......

Go look at the past threads. Every year they trash the noob selection. But there turned out to be some cool dudes in those classes. The old timers here need to realize that there was only one Mr. Blond, one Endelt in his prime.

To be honest, the majority of those voting that not one single person that joined this year is worthy are not worthy themselfs. Look in the mirror and quit being so hard on the noobs.

Or you could not take this so seriously....

alnorth 12-23-2011 06:28 PM

Wasn't sure who to vote for, if anyone. Saw hot girl posted on page 5 and hilarious fake license on page 6. Voted BoneKrusher.

Kyle DeLexus 12-23-2011 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 8230831)
Shogun > the new server

Bonekrusher > nobody

still voted nobody

mixed feelings

I still feel that the new server has brought more to CP than Shogun has, so Idk about that one. BK is better than nobody though.

BoneKrusher 12-23-2011 06:54 PM

i need votes,
anyone up for a sig or Casino Cash?
lets talk.

BigRedChief 12-23-2011 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 8230833)
Or you could not take this so seriously....

Sticking up for noobs is never popular.

BoneKrusher 12-23-2011 07:50 PM

.

BigRedChief 12-29-2011 09:07 PM

All rep paid up. If I missed you let me know and I'll give you casino cash and triple rep/

BossChief 12-29-2011 10:25 PM

I have hit everyone that posted in the thread and only have my phone to do it with. If I haven't repped you for bone, please post in this thread.

SuperChief 12-30-2011 01:36 AM

I want to say thanks to those that voted for me. It was a tough campaign, but one that I'm most assuredly proud of. All of you are neat.


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