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stonedstooge 02-18-2012 10:35 PM

Man, if you have had several dealings in court before, you understand just how wacky the system is. I know it's all we got, but to say things are done fairly in court, is stretching the shit out of the reality of the way it really is

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-18-2012 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 8382558)
LMAO

I thought it was about time for MTG's quarterly "LOOK AT ME" thread.

I need to do a look at me thread. Although my car thread may have been that but I honestly wanted input and this place is chalk full of genius's... geniuses... genius'es... oh **** it I don't know how to spell it.

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-18-2012 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by stonedstooge (Post 8382568)
Man, if you have had several dealings in court before, you understand just how wacky the system is. I know it's all we got, but to say things are done fairly in court, is stretching the shit out of the reality of the way it really is

Like when I got a ticket for my daughter not wearing her seatbelt when she was wearing her seatbelt like she always does. I won that one ftr.

Bowser 02-18-2012 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8382573)
I need to do a look at me thread. Although my car thread may have been that but I honestly wanted input and this place is chalk full of genius's... geniuses... genius'es... oh **** it I don't know how to spell it.

Start a thread about how your girlfriend won't let you put it in her butt. That'll be good for a few hundred replies.

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-18-2012 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 8382579)
Start a thread about how your girlfriend won't let you put it in her butt. That'll be good for a few hundred replies.

Since I don't have one it'll be as much of a lie as this one.

luv 02-18-2012 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by stonedstooge (Post 8382568)
Man, if you have had several dealings in court before, you understand just how wacky the system is. I know it's all we got, but to say things are done fairly in court, is stretching the shit out of the reality of the way it really is

I say we do away with it and let everyone handle everything themselves. No suing anyone either.

stonedstooge 02-18-2012 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 8382594)
I say we do away with it and let everyone handle everything themselves. No suing anyone either.

I said its what we got. Never said anything about doing away with it

FAX 02-18-2012 10:46 PM

The Commonwealth of Virginia once outlawed lawyers. I'm not sure how you do that since you have to have a law to outlaw something and you need lawyers to make the law. So, I guess they outlawed themselves making the whole idea kinda cool when you think about it.

As for violence, I'm all for violence when I'm winning. Not so much when I'm losing, though. The thing is that I am far less violent than I used to be. Of course, I don't drink as much tequila either which is also why am not invisible as often.

FAX

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-18-2012 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 8382594)
I say we do away with it and let everyone handle everything themselves. No suing anyone either.

If you do that MTG will kick all our pancreaseseses in with no justice to be had for our poor pancreaseses. It'll be bedlam. I hear he might have anger issues.

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-18-2012 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 8382614)
The Commonwealth of Virginia once outlawed lawyers. I'm not sure how you do that since you have to have a law to outlaw something and you need lawyers to make the law. So, I guess they outlawed themselves making the whole idea kinda cool when you think about it.

As for violence, I'm all for violence when I'm winning. Not so much when I'm losing, though. The thing is that I am far less violent than I used to be. Of course, I don't drink as much tequila either which is also why am not invisible as often.

FAX

I don't think lawyers are needed to make law

luv 02-18-2012 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8382615)
If you do that MTG will kick all our pancreaseseses in with no justice to be had for our poor pancreaseses. It'll be bedlam. I hear he might have anger issues.

Screw it. Whatever you feel is just is so. An eye for an eye. Let's be barbarians!

FAX 02-18-2012 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8382619)
I don't think lawyers are needed to make law

How do they know how to make it, then?

FAX

luv 02-18-2012 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8382619)
I don't think lawyers are needed to make law

Nope.

FAX 02-18-2012 10:51 PM

It's a "law" okay? A "law"?

To make a "law", you need a "law" "yer" ... okay?

FAX

BigRedChief 02-18-2012 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 8381259)
Actually just got out yesterday morning after spending a night but depending on the judge's mood I could go back for a long time.

I put my ex-wife's boyfriend in the hospital Thursday evening for slapping my 11 year old daughter across the face. She called me crying about 7PM saying he slapped her for telling her mom to shut up. She also informed me he spanked my 6 year old son about a month before that but didnt tell me because her mom made her promise she wouldnt. I went over there and confronted him about it. He denied it, then my daughter came outside and I could still see the hand print on her face. The whole thing got bad quick. I used no restraint and by the time my ex's neighbor pulled me off of him he was coughing up blood. My lawyer informed me that he had a collapsed lung, broken nose, broken orbital bone near his left eye, broken collar bone, and a ruptured spleen. I only hope the judge has a daughter and can be reasonable and understand my side. I go back to court March 8th.

Although I understand your anger and if found myself in the same situation I'd also be very enraged. Maybe even be in the same legal position you find yourself in now. But we can't have people just kicking the shit out of their fellow citzens, even if for a very valid reason.

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-18-2012 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 8382625)
How do they know how to make it, then?

FAX

Congress does that then lawyers "abide" by it.

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-18-2012 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 8382630)
It's a "law" okay? A "law"?

To make a "law", you need a "law" "yer" ... okay?

FAX

OK FAX.

:)

FAX 02-18-2012 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8382644)
Congress does that then lawyers "abide" by it.

Well, okay. Whatever. I happen to know for a fact, though, that almost everybody in Congress is a lawyer.

Anyway, it's true about Virginia. I think there were a couple of other States that did the same thing way back when. Apparently, there was a time when lawyers weren't very popular. It makes you wonder why ...

The main thing is that, lawyer or no lawyer, a real man has to do what a real man has to do. And, if that means doing time for knocking back some Finaplix and kicking a guy in the spleen, then so be it. It's a small price to pay for experiencing the sheer joy of destroying some dude's internal organ.

FAX

splatbass 02-18-2012 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8382619)
I don't think lawyers are needed to make law

Technically no, you don't. But it is a good idea. As hated as lawyers are, they are trained to write laws, contracts, etc., in a way that minimizes unintended consequences, prevents it from affecting things that it wasn't meant to affect. It may seem to make sense to write a law in plain English without all the legal mumbo-jumbo, but you could end up making innocent people guilty of a felony because the law was written too broadly, for example.

Groves 02-18-2012 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 8381405)
Flee to St. Joseph you are welcome there.

Dude, attendance is already suppressed for the Springfield CP gatherings, we don't need him moving to St. Joe.

(or to jail either, hope you avoid that MTG)

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-18-2012 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by splatbass (Post 8382673)
Technically no, you don't. But it is a good idea. As hated as lawyers are, they are trained to write laws, contracts, etc., in a way that minimizes unintended consequences, prevents it from affecting things that it wasn't meant to affect. It may seem to make sense to write a law in plain English without all the legal mumbo-jumbo, but you could end up making innocent people guilty of a felony because the law was written too broadly, for example.

splatbass has a piece of brain lodged in his head. Go splatbass!

edit... just ftr I don't hate lawyers. They do what they do for a reason and I've needed one more than once that did what they do for me.

threebag 02-18-2012 11:37 PM

Get a kick ass attorney. And the felony charges can be plead down to three misdemeanors. Probaly only looking at probation and fines. I had a similar event a few times. Look for lots of fines. File a PFA on behalf of your daughter. Work it out so you also have leverage. Maybe he won't press charges. Unless he is a pussy.

Easy 6 02-18-2012 11:44 PM

I've really only paid passing attention to this entire MTG thing, but i've gathered that its seemy, sordid & very sad, regardless of who did what.

There is no winner, only losers... the kids.

Sad, what would Grandma think?

threebag 02-18-2012 11:53 PM

I can tell you one thing. If you touch my kids count on me TOUCHING you right back. MTG, KUDOS.

threebag 02-18-2012 11:55 PM

I mean to the extent you won't want to touch my child again.

Again. KUDOS MTG#10

kysirsoze 02-18-2012 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 8382739)
I can tell you one thing. If you touch my kids count on me TOUCHING you right back. MTG, KUDOS.

NTTAWWT

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 8382741)
I mean to the extent you won't want to touch my child again.

Again. KUDOS MTG#10

Didn't really help.

Lumpy 02-19-2012 12:15 AM

The part that bugs me the most about MTG's situation is... why didn't his ex take matters into her own hands? That is her child and if she knew about the bf slapping the girl hard enough to leave a "hand print", she should have thrown his ass out. Plain and simple. That is exactly what I would have done.

It also makes me wonder if she didn't stand up to this prick because she's getting physically abused by him as well? Either way, a mother should not allow her child to be hit that hard by some prick. It's just sad that MTG had to take it upon himself to correct this guy. Granted, putting the guy in the hospital was not the smartest move, but when you're pumped-up w/ rage, logical thinking flies out the window.

Best of luck to you, MTG!

ClevelandBronco 02-19-2012 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8382760)
The part that bugs me the most about MTG's situation is...

Oh, for Pete's sake. MTG doesn't have a situation. He has a gift for fiction.

threebag 02-19-2012 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 8382761)
Oh, for Pete's sake. MTG doesn't have a situation. He has a gift for fiction.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...gkfhvdP97xWKzA

Lumpy 02-19-2012 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 8382761)
Oh, for Pete's sake. MTG doesn't have a situation. He has a gift for fiction.

I find it hard to believe that anyone would resort to posting something as serious as this only to gain attention. Then again, this is CP.

KurtCobain 02-19-2012 12:35 AM

I'd so make mtg my prison bitch.
He'd be using red eminems for lipstick.
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Dr. Johnny Fever 02-19-2012 12:43 AM

Whether this thread is real or not I get a few truths from it.

A lot of people are stupid and marry the wrong person (this includes me)

Once divorced most ex's do shit we don't like

Most ex's new bf's or gf's are assholes or dumb sluts

old significant others new interests are never as good to our kids as we think they should be

Any old significant others new interest laying a hand on our kid is out of line

beating our ex's new significant other out of passion is partially understood, partially stupid. Hitting them is one thing.... putting them in peril for thier life is another.

Back to people are ignorant, over-reacting, immature, idiotic and often don't take the time to hear the facts on anything before reacting... and often pay for that more than it was worth.

Hammock Parties 02-19-2012 12:56 AM

http://i41.tinypic.com/20fwz0j.jpg

Otter 02-19-2012 01:08 AM

I can see how this would come to fruition.

Dude, start meditating, isolation tanks, kettle bells, go to South America and take an ayahuasca trip or what ever you need to be able to view your life in a 3rd person view and stop this shit from happening.

You've got a bad wheel on the cart somewhere.

Hammock Parties 02-19-2012 01:10 AM

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RaiderH8r 02-19-2012 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 8382551)
And then the new bully is created. Until someone beats the shit out of them. And then then a new bully is created. Until someone beats the shit out of them.

If standing up for children and the defenseless makes one a bully well then a bully I'll be.

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-19-2012 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by RaiderH8r (Post 8382829)
If standing up for children and the defenseless makes one a bully well then a bully I'll be.

Excellent job missing the real point. Just beat someone half to death. That will solve everything.

pr_capone 02-19-2012 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8382836)
Excellent job missing the real point. Just beat someone half to death. That will solve everything.

What no one has yet to ask was what was MTG's intentions when he went to the house. IF he went there with the intention of beating the shit out of the guy... then definitely no good.

There is something to be said about blind rage. If MTG went there to comfort his daughter and have a grown up conversation with the ex and the boyfriend and saw that the hand print was still visible... showing exactly how hard he hit her, it is completely reasonable to expect a dad's vision to simply go red.

Quote:

A crime of passion, or crime passionnel, in popular usage, refers to a crime in which the perpetrator commits a crime, especially assault, murder or rape, against someone because of sudden strong impulse such as sudden rage or heartbreak rather than as a premeditated crime.

|Zach| 02-19-2012 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 8382840)
and have a grown up conversation

MTG?

Nope.

Imon Yourside 02-19-2012 02:25 AM

So MTG tells the truth only when we sign Manning, is that correct?

Get on it PIOLI!

keg in kc 02-19-2012 03:19 AM

I think I caught this Springer episode.

crazycoffey 02-19-2012 05:19 AM

To the Thread Starter: I don't know what to say.
To the Thread Responders: I don't know what to say.

You know, seriously, I kinda long for the day of "if you **** with me or my family then I get to **** with you" However, this isn't that day anymore, and while the process isn't perfect by any means, at least it's an attempt in the right direction away from what the world now sees in the middle east as an example...

Okie_Apparition 02-19-2012 10:21 AM

Having to pay someone's medical bills has got to be worse than having the IRS after you, these days

demonhero 02-19-2012 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 8382840)
What no one has yet to ask was what was MTG's intentions when he went to the house. IF he went there with the intention of beating the shit out of the guy... then definitely no good.

There is something to be said about blind rage. If MTG went there to comfort his daughter and have a grown up conversation with the ex and the boyfriend and saw that the hand print was still visible... showing exactly how hard he hit her, it is completely reasonable to expect a dad's vision to simply go red.


↑This

HonestChieffan 02-19-2012 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 8381780)
What color was the waffle in question MR. FAX?

Damn Blue Waffles stay with you in your head forever

boogblaster 02-19-2012 11:31 AM

Feel fo ya bro .. anyone ever lay a hand on my daughter will no longer have that hand .. period ...

qabbaan 02-19-2012 11:48 AM

If this is really true, which I doubt, posting about it online is one of the worst things you can do for your case and ultimately for your kids.

Even if you want to curbstomp the guy, how could you do it in front of your daughter? What has that done to her mind that can never be undone? What will growing up knowing her dad is in jail or a screwup continue to do?

1ChiefsDan 02-19-2012 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8382775)
I find it hard to believe that anyone would resort to posting something as serious as this only to gain attention. Then again, this is CP.

Just search for some of his other threads. He is writing his own soap opera and testing it out on CP.

JoeyChuckles 02-19-2012 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 8381955)
Poor judgement Dad

Boyfriend made a huge mistake that he should have charges on him as a result, Boyfriends are not husbands + hitting in the face is off limits when dealing with kids...

If I were your ex wifes boyfriend you would be dead now because I would have filled you up with lead.

Boyfriend should be charged with either child abuse or simple assault...

You should be charged with felony assault with intent to kill, if you don't want to deal with a boyfriend slapping your kid you need to quit ****ing having kids with women you are not compatible with.

You have set a very nice example for your Daughter, Congrats.

Damn, I never thought I could say that a Raiders fan would be the voice of reason.

Just Passin' By 02-19-2012 01:59 PM

Ehh... If the story's true, all the O.P. needs to do is ask for a jury trial. It only takes one juror to set him free.

Pablo 02-19-2012 02:18 PM

And MGT sits back and strokes it to his fake story and all the attention he's getting from it.

RaiderH8r 02-19-2012 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8382836)
Excellent job missing the real point. Just beat someone half to death. That will solve everything.

Mike McCreary and Penn State agree with your level headed take. I on the other hand have no problem with some dick bag bully getting tuned up at the hands of the father who's daughter has been pimp slapped. Seriously, we're going to pity a guy whooping p on another guy's kids? The pussification of America continues.

Garcia Bronco 02-19-2012 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 8381283)
meh if someone hit my daughter I would do the same.

He'd be lucky if that's all I did.

R8RFAN 02-19-2012 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 8383503)
And MGT sits back and strokes it to his fake story and all the attention he's getting from it.

Could be fake but this is something that can happen at anytime as well, personally I hope it is fake for the sake of his daughter and him.

QuikSsurfer 02-19-2012 02:45 PM

This is the same guy that continued hooking up with his ex wife after he had caught her cheating on him, right?

Bowser 02-19-2012 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 8383564)
This is the same guy that continued hooking up with his ex wife after he had caught her cheating on him, right?

Yes. And the same guy saying his girlfriend wouldn't let him PIIHB.

burt 02-19-2012 02:46 PM

His mom got the mug shot deleted!:rolleyes: FAKE STORY! True attention whore! And I noticed that he didn't answer Mo's questions!

That said, IF this happened to me, I would be in jail for manslaughter. Righteous indignation every where, but a raging father's wrath ....well some here agree. Plus, I am to ugly to get raped in jail!

R8RFAN 02-19-2012 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 8383564)
This is the same guy that continued hooking up with his ex wife after he had caught her cheating on him, right?

Maybe this has as much to do with the beating as the slap, maybe this is why he didn't punch the guy in the face and walk away.

burt 02-19-2012 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 8383577)
Maybe this has as much to do with the beating as the slap, maybe this is why he didn't punch the guy in the face and walk away.

He didn't do anything.

KurtCobain 02-19-2012 02:53 PM

It's a bummer if this was fake. I'm going to jail soon for real, more than likely, and I really could've used a bitch like mtg.
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Bowser 02-19-2012 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8383586)
It's a bummer if this was fake. I'm going to jail soon for real, more than likely, and I really could've used a bitch like mtg.
Posted via Mobile Device

Did you beat the holy ****ing shit out of a guy? Why didn't you start a thread about it?

burt 02-19-2012 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8383586)
It's a bummer if this was fake. I'm going to jail soon for real, more than likely, and I really could've used a bitch like mtg.
Posted via Mobile Device

I've seen your picture......you will not be the bitch maker when you go to jail. Remember, it only hurts the first 100 or so times.

burt 02-19-2012 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 8383590)
Did you beat the holy ****ing shit out of a guy? Why didn't you start a thread about it?

He couldn't beat the holy ****ing shit out of MTG's daughter!

pr_capone 02-19-2012 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8383586)
It's a bummer if this was fake. I'm going to jail soon for real, more than likely, and I really could've used a bitch like mtg.
Posted via Mobile Device

Son, you are gonna get the shit raped out of you.

Literally.

R8RFAN 02-19-2012 02:59 PM

You gone git yer hiney hole turnt inside out

burt 02-19-2012 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 8383601)
You gone git yer hiney hole turnt inside out

Ought to make an interesting "poll".......

KurtCobain 02-19-2012 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 8383598)
Son, you are gonna get the shit raped out of you.

Literally.

Yeah, because that happens so much in the lower levels of the missouri prison system.
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R8RFAN 02-19-2012 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8383608)
Yeah, because that happens so much in the lower levels of the missouri prison system.
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This is how it's gonns go down...


Kurt : Hey
Bubba: Hey Boy

Bubba:Hey Kurt, we are gonna play husband and wife, which one you wanna be?
Kurt: Hell Bubba, I wanna be the Husband

Bubba: Ok Kurt, now come over here and suck your wifes dick

pr_capone 02-19-2012 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8383608)
Yeah, because that happens so much in the lower levels of the missouri prison system.
Posted via Mobile Device

I don't know how it works in Missouri but when I was in the system in KS, I was raping EVERYBODY. It is a rape or be raped world in the big house... just watch out for your cornhole dude.

KurtCobain 02-19-2012 03:10 PM

Glad to hear you did what you had to do, pr.
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pr_capone 02-19-2012 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8383637)
Glad to hear you did what you had to do, pr.
Posted via Mobile Device

If you can rape a prison guard within your first 3 days you are made in the shade. No one will **** with you then... or **** you at all for that matter.

Nothing says TOP DAWG like forcible sodomy!

R8RFAN 02-19-2012 03:31 PM

You ain't gonna shit right for weeks boy

Okie_Apparition 02-19-2012 03:48 PM

Half of them are suicidal from the boredom
tell'em one of the other new guys has AIDS

JOhn 02-19-2012 03:52 PM

Nothing to see here..

Just another attention whore, move along:shake:

Fairplay 02-19-2012 03:58 PM

So has this story been verified? I would hope MTG didn't make it up.

MTG#10 02-19-2012 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by burt (Post 8383569)
His mom got the mug shot deleted!:rolleyes: FAKE STORY! True attention whore! And I noticed that he didn't answer Mo's questions!

Yes you can have your mugshot removed for $100. That was the first thing I asked my mom to do, and was more concerned about that than getting bailed out. Dont really care if anyone believes me or not though tbh.

BigCatDaddy 02-19-2012 04:04 PM

Proof or ban hammer please?

MTG#10 02-19-2012 04:05 PM

Ex called me last night and says she's leaving her bf. She said his parents were there getting his shit. She started crying to me and pretty much begged me to give her another chance. I politely told her to **** off.

JOhn 02-19-2012 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 8383772)
Yes you can have your mugshot removed for $100. That was the first thing I asked my mom to do, and was more concerned about that than getting bailed out. Dont really care if anyone believes me or not though tbh.

Oh really? That's a first I've heard of that being an option. What county jail is/was this at?

And getting you mugshot removed was more concerning than getting bailed out?
:shake:

MTG#10 02-19-2012 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 8383783)
Oh really? That's a first I've heard of that being an option. What county jail is/was this at?

And getting you mugshot removed was more concerning than getting bailed out?
:shake:

Go to springfieldmugshots.com and click on any of the pictures. It gives you the option right there. And yeah, I didnt want everyone at work and my family seeing me on there.


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