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TLO 07-05-2014 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by philfree (Post 10732260)
So Ladies, when was the last time you kissed your man after he just licked your ass hole? And did you kiss his juice back into his mouth? :)
:eek::Lin:

philfree 07-05-2014 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10732263)
:eek::Lin:
LOL I guess that deserves it's own thread. "Do you men kiss your gal on the mouth right after she sucked you off?"

Hammock Parties 07-05-2014 08:42 PM
your threads are just so disgusting, young man.

i have placed this one on ignore.

kcxiv 07-05-2014 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 10731714)
Wow homophobic much?? Not sure what women you've been looking at but most women don't have hairy asses like men do. Even though I'm coochie liquor, I'll lickety split, I'll lickety crack!!
yeah, dudes a big time homophobe. I guess its only gay if you think of it that way. I'm thinking he might be a closet gay dude. Or at least have gay tendencies! lol

crazycoffey 07-05-2014 08:48 PM
Just like licking a 9-volt battery....

rico 07-05-2014 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Fruit Ninja (Post 10732269)
yeah, dudes a big time homophobe. I guess its only gay if you think of it that way. I'm thinking he might be a closet gay dude. Or at least have gay tendencies! lol
I was thinking he was 12 years old. :)

philfree 07-05-2014 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10732273)
Just like licking a 9-volt battery....
:hmmm:So if you took a 9-volt battery and...............Hey that could be electrifying!

ThaVirus 07-05-2014 08:58 PM
Licking a chicks ASS
 
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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 10731760)
Buncha sexually repressed pussies up in here. I don't remember who said it but I read an analogy when it comes to the whole "zomg asses are for pillowbiters" argument. Just because a mini van and a Ferrari have a steering wheel, that doesn't mean that I want to drive the mini van. Just because a guy and a girl both have an asshole, that doesn't mean I want to stick any part of me in some doods butt.

Most women I've done it with have seemed to like it a lot. It ain't no thing.. Sex isn't the cleanest thing in the world anyway. I've had a chick do it to me too.. It wasn't bad. Not something I'd request, but hey.. If she really wanted to.

Seriously, dude. I sense sex once a month, always missionary and wearing socks with the lights on for most of these stiffs.

You lost me at letting a chick lick your own b hole though. I've actually heard it feels marvelous but my ass crack is hairy as shit. I'd have to do some serious grooming, not take a shit all day, and probably be pretty drunk to let a chick start foraging down in that jungle..

rico 07-05-2014 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10732282)
Seriously, dude. I sense sex once a month, always missionary and wearing socks with the lights on for most of these stiffs.

You lost me at letting a chick lick your own b hole though. I've actually heard it feels marvelous but my ass crack is hairy as shit. I'd have to do some serious grooming, not take a shit all day, and probably be pretty drunk to let a chick start foraging down in that jungle..
Shave your buns, homeslice.

ThaVirus 07-05-2014 09:22 PM
Licking a chicks ASS
 
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Originally Posted by rico (Post 10732289)
Shave your buns, homeslice.

It's not the ass that's the problem, brosephine, it's the actual ass crack. Like, my literal b hole is hairy.

Can you actually shave your b hole?

Titty Meat 07-05-2014 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Fried Meat Ball! (Post 10731767)
Anything you do with a member of the opposite sex is heterosexual. Even if you take it from a strapon. It's still hetero as long as it's not a dude plowing you. Sheesh. People need to get over their hangups. WTF cares what other people do?
Is it gay if you watch soccer together?

rico 07-05-2014 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10732298)
Is it gay if you watch soccer together?
Anything that has to do with soccer is the epitome of gay. :)

rico 07-05-2014 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10732296)
It's not the ass that's the problem, brosephine, it's the actual ass crack. Like, my literal b hole is hairy.

Can you actually shave your b hole?
LMAO Brosephine... I love that!

I don't really know, dude...would your lady shave your bunghole for you?

ghak99 07-05-2014 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10732296)
It's not the ass that's the problem, brosephine, it's the actual ass crack. Like, my literal b hole is hairy.

Can you actually shave your b hole?
If you lit your farts on a regular basis you wouldn't have this problem.

philfree 07-05-2014 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10732296)
It's not the ass that's the problem, brosephine, it's the actual ass crack. Like, my literal b hole is hairy.

Can you actually shave your b hole?
I now a girl/astatition who had a guy come in to get his asshole waxed. You could try that.

ThaVirus 07-05-2014 09:42 PM
I'd imagine the pain of waxing my bunghole would be murderous.

rico 07-05-2014 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10732321)
I'd imagine the pain of waxing my bunghole would be murderous.
Try to ignore the pain. Shrug it off as if its just another random feeling. Try to convince yourself that pain is just another random feeling just like...something pleasant...In other words, try to channel the pain as something totally different that doesn't bother you and it'll be easier to ignore it when it occurs. Sounds crazy, but it works, dude. I sometimes wonder if those Jackass dudes try little mind tricks like that when they are doing their stunts.

I personally wouldn't have any problem whatsoever getting my butt waxed...and I am hairy, like animal in that region as well.

George Liquor 07-05-2014 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by rico (Post 10732289)
Shave your buns, homeslice.
Pubic hair is a turn off to me.. I get after everything that resembles it on my body.

rico 07-05-2014 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 10732341)
Pubic hair is a turn off to me.. I get after everything that resembles it on my body.
Do you like, get turned on by yourself when you do that?

Just kidding. :)

George Liquor 07-05-2014 10:19 PM
Lol I get what you are saying.

I look at it like this, I'm a dude, I'm hairy as shit, there is a better chance of a woman putting her mouth down there if I tend to it (all of it). I'm not shaving my ass crack in hopes that a woman will lick my ass, but if she wants to.. It's not a Forrest of 5" black coarse hair full of god knows what.

Plus, it's easier to clean yourself.

Pepe Silvia 07-05-2014 10:25 PM
I've let a few sluts eat my ass but I would never let a gf do it, you have to kiss that mouth. I had to admit it was pretty awesome but you MUST be in some sort of captain morgan position.

rico 07-05-2014 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 10732349)
Lol I get what you are saying.

I look at it like this, I'm a dude, I'm hairy as shit, there is a better chance of a woman putting her mouth down there if I tend to it (all of it). I'm not shaving my ass crack in hopes that a woman will lick my ass, but if she wants to.. It's not a Forrest of 5" black coarse hair full of god knows what.

Plus, it's easier to clean yourself.
Right on, man.

ThaVirus 07-06-2014 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10732354)
I've let a few sluts eat my ass but I would never let a gf do it, you have to kiss that mouth. I had to admit it was pretty awesome but you MUST be in some sort of captain morgan position.

Yeah, I'm trying to think of a position in which a chick could lick my ass and I don't feel emasculated. You can't bend over on all fours like a girl would; that would just be weird.

MMXcalibur 07-06-2014 12:15 AM
I lick my wife's buttcheeks....but lick her asshole? No, that's her job to do to me.

Katipan 07-06-2014 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10732400)
Yeah, I'm trying to think of a position in which a chick could lick my ass and I don't feel emasculated. You can't bend over on all fours like a girl would; that would just be weird.
Slouched in a chair with your ass at the edge. Chick in natural bj position. Im by no meand a big ass eater but im all about problem solving.

TLO 10-18-2014 12:54 PM
Upon further review - I'm ok with a stinkie pinky, but no tounge.

gblowfish 10-18-2014 01:31 PM
What is wrong with you people???

Dunerdr 10-18-2014 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 11025721)
What is wrong with you people???
There's a lot wrong with me but I don't consider this to be one of them.

OldSchool 10-18-2014 01:32 PM
Right after showering, sure if she deserves it.

Easy 6 10-18-2014 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 11025721)
What is wrong with you people???
LMAO

ShortRoundChief 10-18-2014 02:11 PM
I'd be afraid she'd spurt out an Autumn Wind in my mouth.

Dante84 10-18-2014 02:32 PM
I enjoy making hot girls squirm and moan with pleasure, so yes, I'm okay with it, so long as its post-shower clean

vailpass 10-18-2014 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 11025721)
What is wrong with you people???
Get off my lawn! :) ass licking is part of the program with the right ladies...

ShortRoundChief 10-18-2014 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 11025827)
Get off my lawn! :) ass licking is part of the program with the right ladies...
So you're saying it is a routine occurrence for you?

George Liquor 10-18-2014 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 11025722)
There's a lot wrong with me but I don't consider this to be one of them.
:LOL:

vailpass 10-18-2014 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 11025830)
So you're saying it is a routine occurrence for you?
Not everyone gets it but if it's right, she's been chlorine purified, yeah it's a thing...

ShortRoundChief 10-18-2014 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 11025842)
Not everyone gets it but if it's right, she's been chlorine purified, yeah it's a thing...
Ever come across a rogue corn kernel?

ChiTown 10-18-2014 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 11025849)
Ever come across a rogue corn kernel?
:LOL:

vailpass 10-18-2014 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 11025849)
Ever come across a rogue corn kernel?
Heh. No. It's a tickle thing, makes em jump...

kstater 10-18-2014 03:24 PM
From time to time. They seem to likevit

Bufkin 10-18-2014 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 11025722)
There's a lot wrong with me but I don't consider this to be one of them.
Holy crap, that girl in you're sig>>>> I would suck on her sphincter until it glistens in the light.

Iconic 10-18-2014 04:04 PM
Thread should be renamed to "Do you have a Coprophagia fetish?"

Hog's Gone Fishin 10-18-2014 04:21 PM
Can someone take away Big Smokes's thread bumping privileges . Please !

Hammock Parties 04-26-2015 07:05 PM
ya gotta eat the booty like groceries

TribalElder 04-26-2015 07:07 PM
Scottish Haggis

In58men 04-26-2015 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Numbah One (Post 11460920)
ya gotta eat the booty like groceries
I'm a huge fan of ass eating. Wife loves it. She tells to me eat.

Ming the Merciless 04-26-2015 07:27 PM
For sure if you're getting freaky and she has a big dildo in her pussy why not hit the ass with a little spit, lick and finger

Then jam your dick in

Titty Meat 04-26-2015 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Numbah One (Post 11460920)
ya gotta eat the booty like groceries
That's the way it's post to be

Lonewolf Ed 04-26-2015 07:41 PM
I don't know, but it seems to me if her asshole is more appealing in scent and flavor than her vadge, maybe she needs to see the groinecologist ASAP.

listopencil 04-26-2015 07:41 PM
Yes, I know it's a Q:

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ShortRoundChief 04-26-2015 07:47 PM
Asshole and liver. Two things I prefer not to eat.

BullJunkandIron 04-26-2015 07:50 PM
Assholes were meant to be eaten.

KChiefs1 04-26-2015 07:51 PM
I bite their ass & if I get a whiff of shit then no way.

vailpass 04-26-2015 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 11460978)
I bite their ass & if I get a whiff of shit then no way.
That approach may get you a whiff of shit where before there was none...

Eleazar 04-26-2015 08:23 PM
This thread needs to be killed with napalm

BullJunkandIron 04-26-2015 08:24 PM
Ever foggy style and smell Kaw kaw

TLO 04-26-2015 08:31 PM
I love when this thread gets bumped

Dunerdr 04-26-2015 09:07 PM
You guys heard the new Nikki manage song I think it's truffle butter? Says eat that ass like a cupcake. Reminds me of this thread. Btw Nikki manage sucks and you should all urban dictionary truffle butter.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-26-2015 09:10 PM
Use jelly billay

Katipan 04-26-2015 09:14 PM
It is almost impossible to suck dick upside down without a guy diving face first into your box. Shouldn't have to keep our jeans on. Control yourselves.

listopencil 04-26-2015 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 11461067)
You guys heard the new Nikki manage song I think it's truffle butter? Says eat that ass like a cupcake. Reminds me of this thread. Btw Nikki manage sucks and you should all urban dictionary truffle butter.
I did. I looked it up on Urban Dictionary. That's ****ing gross. I still like Nicki Minaj though.

BullJunkandIron 04-26-2015 09:47 PM
Truffle butter Blizzard of the month at DQ.

listopencil 04-27-2015 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by silver5liter (Post 9268387)
I dont like going down on a girl let alone lick her ass.
What?

RobBlake 04-27-2015 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11461070)
It is almost impossible to suck dick upside down without a guy diving face first into your box. Shouldn't have to keep our jeans on. Control yourselves.
but they so cute

Baby Lee 04-27-2015 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11461069)
Use jelly billay
ROFL Jelly Billay, I think we have a new nickname

https://bluecottonmemory.files.wordp...bellypile2.jpg

TLO 04-27-2015 03:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 11461067)
You guys heard the new Nikki manage song I think it's truffle butter? Says eat that ass like a cupcake. Reminds me of this thread. Btw Nikki manage sucks and you should all urban dictionary truffle butter.
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Baby Lee 04-27-2015 03:58 AM
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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 11461072)
I did. I looked it up on Urban Dictionary. That's ****ing gross. I still like Nicki Minaj though.
Rick Santorum welcomes this new vernacular.

Coochie liquor 04-27-2015 05:07 AM
Did some booty, and Coochie licking last weekend. I ain't skeered..

Dunerdr 04-27-2015 06:57 AM
Rolls with truffle butter any one?

Baby Lee 04-27-2015 07:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 11461067)
You guys heard the new Nikki manage song I think it's truffle butter? Says eat that ass like a cupcake. Reminds me of this thread. Btw Nikki manage sucks and you should all urban dictionary truffle butter.
Quote:
Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 11461072)
I did. I looked it up on Urban Dictionary. That's ****ing gross. I still like Nicki Minaj though.
Up for a Nicki Menage?

El Jefe 04-27-2015 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 11461067)
You guys heard the new Nikki manage song I think it's truffle butter? Says eat that ass like a cupcake. Reminds me of this thread. Btw Nikki manage sucks and you should all urban dictionary truffle butter.
Just Urban dictionary'd it, that is nasty..

Hog's Gone Fishin 04-27-2015 07:59 AM
Not that Bruce Jenner is a chick we need to throw her into the mix. Anybody wanna lick her ass ?

Dunerdr 04-27-2015 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by El Jefe (Post 11461297)
Just Urban dictionary'd it, that is nasty..
Your welcome.

Dunerdr 04-27-2015 08:15 AM
I'd just like to stop and say thanks. Everyone pat yourselves on the back for 27 pages of asshole licking conversation! Go guys!

El Jefe 04-27-2015 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 11461343)
Your welcome.
LOL

Iowanian 04-27-2015 09:49 AM
This crap needs to be wiped off of the front page.

It's draft week, and with a some media mentions this week, this isn't the greeting fans need to see for this page.

gblowfish 04-27-2015 09:51 AM
Rats. I was going to start a Rusty Trombone and Hot Carl thread today....

In58men 04-27-2015 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 11461475)
This crap needs to be wiped off of the front page.

It's draft week, and with a some media mentions this week, this isn't the greeting fans need to see for this page.
****'em

Dunerdr 04-27-2015 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 11461475)
This crap needs to be wiped off of the front page.

It's draft week, and with a some media mentions this week, this isn't the greeting fans need to see for this page.
If they're not dtla we don't want them here anyway.

Bowser 04-27-2015 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11461070)
It is almost impossible to suck dick upside down without a guy diving face first into your box. Shouldn't have to keep our jeans on. Control yourselves.
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