ROFL

Dude.....crop that shit of just the head in the window with FREE CANDY underneath it and I'll put that as my AV.

Quickly checks to make sure Dane hasn't fired him
Breathes quick sigh of relief

:D

Sorry, use the one I just edited the post with.

****ing. Awesome.

I like it...keep tabs on what is going on with people I like to connect with.

If you take it really really seriously or are friends with people that are shit heads then come what may.

The original posters history of total online melodrama makes for a poor fit for Facebook.

I'm headin over there now to post something on your page.

Got these updates today from another "friend" of mine from High School. Keep in mind that this girl is at least 40. Her profile pic is a Jayhawk which I found pretty amusing.

"I'M DONE WITH ALL CRAZY STUPID LYING BULLSHITTING PEOPLE. YOU GIVE ME HEADACHES. STUPIDITY IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR BS. I DONT HAVE TIME FOR IT"

"Where can i find the man who loves me like edward loves bella? I want that true love"

"IT REALLY BITES WHEN U THINK U CAN TRUST SOMEONE AND NOT ONLY DO THEY LIE TO UR FACE. THEY SCREW U OVER THEN DISAPPEAR. IF THAT'S A FRIEND I RATHER HAVE ENEMIES."

LMAO

My AV is ****ing awesome.

CP is the FB of #ChiefsKingdom

If you're here, you have been assimilated, whether you like it or not.

but yea, facebook suks

You know what is funny......or not funny?

Fb makes you realize just how small the world is.

I've had pics of ex girlfriends I haven't seen in a decade or two pop up on my page through friends of friends. I've seen that people I know are on CP are "friends" with people I've known for 20 years in real life too.

I have to say I am seriously impressed with my ability to fire up the masses!

LMAO

I haven't read the whole thing but wow... it's doesn't take much to get people on a roll heh. I'm just lil 'ol me. Such passion inspired with so little effort.

Kudos!

burp.

Wait, what? Fire up the masses? I only recall one goofball being fired up.

Doesn't everyone?










Rushes off to show the wife this post
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Yeah, you, punk
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I think people that don't get social media are most likely either: a.) dweebs, or b.) geezers.

I get it I just don't want it.

Only a super human can cry and pat himself on the back at the same time.

Can I quote you on that? That's golden.

I think you got this backwards...

Don't get me wrong. Some of my favorite people in the world are dweebs and geezers. I'm probably a dweeb too, but for other reasons.

I don't know what sbeewd means, man.

So you had to start a thread to whine about it? ****ing pansy.

I'm a geezer and I have the gray to prove it! Sexay.

that's the correct nomenclature for fb nerd.

This man has been dweebing on that reefer.

You're such a geezer dweeb.

Definitely not a dweeb or a geezer. I just have no need to hear more petty bullshit from idiots.
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Careful. You may have a 3 day thread and a gif soon.

well your in the wrong place then genius...

give me a minute to get the press release

Back to social media gold from my facebook feed:

Here we have the incoherent conservative.

Here he goes complex, mixing rambling redneck with the fantastic foodie style.

These are all posted from his business page, btw, which might explain why his business isn't meeting with a whole lot of success.

MAYBE HE SHOULD STOP YELLING AT EVERYONE

I don't have to see these idiots on a daily basis and act as though they aren't idiots.

I just say what I think here.

Hard to do that to everyone in a small town
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When my wife sees my facebook feed, she just laughs. She can't believe that I grew up with these people.

I had a friend who did the all caps thing on everything. I think I'll start a new fb page and friend him just so I can feel powerful when I deactivate it again because I'm annoyed with him. That's how I get off.

:D

:(

I don't understand 2 things..

why I was never informed that you have restarted a Facebook page and I was never friended...

And what the **** is the point to deactivating a Facebook page?

You are divorced from reality.

understood

Boom, roasted

You are divorced from Slim-Fast and men's sports. We all have our crosses to bear.

Facebook is alright. I like twitter better though. Old people don't know how to use that yet.

Oh ooh follow me follow me!

Lord help us if the geezers find twitter

Couldn't help but notice you making a fat joke.

Now that is interesting.

If you fine tune twitter to get quality information from quality follows it is the best. Love the twitter community.

But bitching about social media is funny. Your social media experience is completely what you make of it.

I was just being goofy. I don't use twitter nearly as often as FB, but don't have a problem with any of it. Social media doesn't run my life or anything, but I do enjoy it for a number of reasons.. I agree, if something or someone is annoying to me, I delete/hide/ignore it. It's pretty easy to do.

I enjoy Twitter. I've had an account for a couple of years, and I've tweeted maybe 5 or 6 times? It's the people I follow that get me. Random candid things you'd never hear in the media from celebs or athletes... and when real news happens it's always there first.

Mainly (for me) it's just a way to gauge public opinion on whatever's on your mind at the moment.

Thanks to facebook, I saw this. Mother of God :eek:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...24294075_n.jpg

I don't use it that often, but it did help confirm that I gained at least a standard deviation in IQ just moving away from home.

Is this a Twitter thread or a Winston thread?

whelp.

That's a F*@^#ING WEREWOLF!

God that thing is better than a gun