No.

LMAO

What's the score? What inning is it?

Have you seen the bridge?

Dinny

Bottom of the tranny.

leave me out of this~

I am not homophobic at all.

A phobia is a FEAR.

I have hung out with trannys and partied with gays.
And they are cool with me.
but when they start being physical, it is absolutely disgusting.

This LITERALLY made me gag.
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Oh my! I was wondering how long it would take for Fisty McTatt to show up on this thread.

These penises, . . . are making me FISTY!!

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The Original Fisty McTatt, who, should be the official mascot of the CP, BTW...
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A song in honor of Jim Jones:

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There's a fairly extensive history of homosexuality in ancient cultures. Homophobia is a relatively new phenomenon.

Yes, there most certainly is. I'm not suggesting that deviancy is a new phenomenon.

According to some, ancient Greeks who declared a preference were considered strange.

****in Greeks

No modern day lube made their dedication even more impressive.

For your consideration - an 80's song about big penises.....

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They certainly were. Pretty much anything that moved.

Absolutely. Just ask the citizens of Sodom and Gomorrah about how open minded people in the past were about the subject. The Bible would have you believe that these cities were obliterated by a vengeful God with fire and brimstone. But archeologist now believe that the cities actually destroyed one another after a heated discussion over who was more fabulous - Jezebel or Joseph and his Technicolor Dreamcoat.

Sally's with Schlongs

Men with minge

They died by each other's jazz hands.

Reach-a-round?

Over/under that Jim Jones hooked up with shim last night again?

I've got some good, meaty farts today.

I remember comin into a human sexuality class once and a pic of this woman was on the screen. It wasnt this pic exactly, but it was her Playboy Spread pics. Then the teacher showed a pic of her when she was little and when she was a boy. All the dudes were sick becasue they started out hootin and hollerin...and then the big reveal came. It was a geat laugh.

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Late to the thread, but...

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The hands are always a dead giveaway. If you want to avoid the cock, look at the hands.

Shocked deberg hasn't started a I ****ed up my tranny last night thread...shocked!

I fugged a tranny last night, ask me anything
 

They actually say men's ring fingers are longer than their pointer finger and the opposite is true of women.

I'm sure it's not perfect science but...

And every guy reading this just checked his ring fingers.

Mine are longer than my index fingers.

Mine too

Same here.

POTD ROFL

The Official "Chicks With Hanging Luggage" Thread.

LMAO

I should've known by Fisty's first name that he was into some weird shit.

LMAO
I just checked mine before I read your post.
I love this place.

That dude didnt come back to post again. This shit was too good to be a troll thread! I would suspect he would have picked a different chick to show if he was lying. haha

yeah, pretty much the only other topic that could've been worse for JJ to start a thread about would be something asking the CP collective if it's weird that he eats his own poop on occasion.

Son of a bitch. How did you learn this wizardry?

God, whenever I think this place has gone to hell and there's no hope for a comeback, someone ****s a transvestite and posts a thread about it.
It's almost like a government bail out. LMAO

Sorry, sir, but you are incorrect.
The Ancient Greeks PREFERRED **** was a boy under the age of 13.

And no "Homophobia" as it is so broadly labeled to include being grossed out by men kissing and ****ing men, is not a new phenomenon just becuase the Greeks liked to **** men and Children.

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I'll tell you a real misconception.

These guys are not wimps.

You want your ass whipped, talk some shit to em'.

I have seen it with my own eyes. A lot of these dudes have been fighting their whole lives because of the way they are, and ain't scared of shit.

Friendly advice - never, ever tell a tranny that the dress she's wearing makes her balls look fat.

So Jim Jones must have really clicked with the tranny, because he's been absent from this thread recently.

He's gonna let him play QB, and he's conna play TE this time.

"Gotta get some to give some"

Didn't most of them **** between the legs though, anal was considered illegal and punishable by death?

Which would further prove my point of "Homophobia" being FAR from a new phenomenon?

No?

I fugged a tranny last night, ask me anything
 

MANSWERS LMAO

I gotta work, but wanted to share one last true tranny story before I go.

I used to buy......stuff from one I was friends with in Pensacola. BIG black dude named "Mo'nique"
That's how he spelled it, too. He had the whole shebang done. Big tits, no dick. Built like a Fn Linebacker.

He gave me a killer deal one night, and I was like "Wow, man. Thanks, man"
He said: "you call me man again, we gonna have a problem"
I said: "My bad, dude" and smiled.
He laughed and said: "You got balls white boy"
And I said "and you don't girlfriend" he laughed all the way to his car.

I got some more funny ones too. I'll share em' later.

True.




Wasn't even close to just the Greeks.

And I rally hope you're not basing your facts on Zack Snyder.

I said it before and I will say it again...

This isn't a Football forum, it is an insane asylum. What you guys dredge up from the sewers of Mumbai and the depths of Hell isn't fit for human consumption.

LMAO

LMAOLMAO

That's not friendly advice, that's called a "Pro Tip":D

there are ways of telling if she's a man..
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It's a no holds barred football forum with an eclectic mix of personalities and a reasonable amount of trolling.

Fact

It's what makes this place the massive slice of awesome that it is

Eeeewww.

No idea if this n00b is a mult or not but he is funny. Early favorite for n00bof the year

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Jim Jones may have just made the list

the list of "guys that have stuck their peckers in the nastiest places"

Will that list take forever and become extremely boring as well?

Adams apple is key.

I fugged a tranny last night, ask me anything
 

Not a fail-proof method. Not all guys have Adam's apples.

And everyone has one, they're just more prominent in men.

This thread scares me.
It kept me up all night.
I had drunken tranny dreams
Does it have a happy ending?

Oh, I see. Sort of like brains.

Ive never accidentally found a vagina.

Jim Jones should have drank koolaid before posting this thread.

i guess trannys needs love to just not by me.

I think he posted the start of this thread, while still drunk, when he came down off his hangover realized, wtf did i do. haha

CP's own Jim Jones -- making goat ****ers look good by comparison since 2014.

I think the tape came off right before the fireworks and now he's trying to justify it to himself...

Never go full MTG

It's that gal!!

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One knows he spends too much time on CP when nearing the conclusion of an evening, your wife mentions this thread. Then after being awake/around for a few updates she asks (before shutting down her NooK) ....."So....you hear any thing abut the guy who ****ed a guy"?
(as she snuggles in, just before drifting off into slumber LMAO.....she knows how ****ed up this place is and doesn't bat an eye)

LMAO
just now noticed this.


....and yes......it's exactly something that was going through my mind. LMAO

life is really simple when you boil it down to stuff as simple as grabbin' another mans' balls.

Hey, Pam is 100% woman..... I pray!!

Yeah, but she played 'man hands' on Seinfeld back in the day. Perhaps it is easier when you hear her voice/dialect.

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