Which CP poster gives you a pup tent?

LMAO that's ****ing hilarious and I'm totally stealing that for real life usage.

That's a great question. Have only ever really met Rainman and Stevieray. Rainman is handsome. But I'd be willing to judge how handsome the CP fellas are if someone were to start a thread ( and maybe offer grooming advice.)

Gay fellas have told me I have a nice ass.

Well let's see!

I'm not falling for THAT again man.

Once bitten...

LMAO Great White?

Faces and names thread in the pictures forum
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ht=Faces+names

I totally forgot about that thread.

That should be bumped. And into the Big Chief Dave's Lounge.

I agree. It should rise from the dea.

http://i60.tinypic.com/20784xz.jpg


What's this do for you

I'm trying to figure out who did the terrible photoshop job ... And IDK about that tatt otherwise cute. Very cute.

Hahaha, that's xztop123 - the guy that is obsessed with his small chin and the fact that he can'tget laid


http://i.imgur.com/rVWd9ug.jpg

I don't think it's the chin that's the reason he isn't getting laid....

I've been told that I'm far too pretty to be straight. I guess I'm a cross between a redneck and metrosexual. I kill shit on weekends but I'm very particular with my clothes and grooming habits. I also have awesome game show hair.

Admit it, you wanted to bang me.

My mother only recently told me that some rep from Sears back in the 70's wanted me to be a model in their catalogue.

My dad, as any dad would, said "Not my boy! He'll turn out QUEER!"

Then he became the best friend of black ENGLISH (YES, FOR A ****ING REASON IT'S IN CAPS) teacher who was gay.

After that my biggest social confusion was why he didn't have to wash his hands until all the dirt came out from between the cracks but I did...

ROFL WTF?

Now I gotta see a picture.

This is the same consensus we all have about him. But he's not hearing it. The problem is MUCH bigger than that.

Damn why doesn't he get plastic surgery and then he can get a Leno chin

He has a crooked dick too, IIRC. Though no woman has had a chance to see it yet. His chin and his man root are what is killing his self esteem.

Crooked dicks are no good at all

Do gay guys sign a prenup?

Hell, they are fighting for the right to divorce. So, I'd assume so. It seems like most of the gay men I know are doing well financially.

Good with money. Like the ****ing jews.

DenverChief?

All the gay friends I have are well educated and doing very well. I agree.

I've got some Jew in me. It's why I am frugal as ****!

Yeah...if it resembles a football play chart you better get used to being the WR not the QB.

I have yet to meet one that has. Both partners are typically in the same tax bracket when it comes to jobs.


But then there are sugar daddies. They typically don't get married but just shower younger hot guys with money and gifts in exchange for sex/companionship.

Is the term Jew considered crass? I've never liked the way that word sounds.

I think it depends on *how* you use the word.

You're a ****ing Jew is usually frowned upon I believe

Where can I get one of those?

Yeah, the way eDave used it is normally considered offensive.

A sugar daddy? Find the old dude hanging around all the young guys and start flirting.

ROFL

FYP

Eh six of one half a dozen of the other.

My wife bought me a nice Suit. I went to pick it up yesterday but still needed to find a shirt and tie that matched. I told her to meet me there to help and she said "Find a gay guy at the store to help, because I can't make it."
Is this solid advice?
Because it didn't work out. All I could find was a old guy, and he wasn't gay.

Yes. Solid advice. Most gay guys have excellent taste in clothes.

I posted a pic in the face and name thread. Would gay guys be into me? If not, Ive done something right for myself. NTTAWWT, just not my cup of tea lol.

thanks for the lol......

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/78/60...ancow%2004.jpg

Would you take that to pound town in the round brown?

Eeew gross

um, ahem, *cough* *cough*...

Oops yes and you too - just as hamdsome as rainman!

You should've said, "he's not going to have a TE when I get done with it"

LMAO. True. Very true

Keep em comin

That's exactly what my ex wife said about the straight men when we were married

Me too.

DenverChief , Are you OK ? You weren't vacationing in Orlando were you ?

Ok, since we need to lighten the mood here. (BTW, big fan of homosexual culture... You're all just ****ing fabulous)

I had an ex gf that was totally into.... Hmmm how should I put this?

South-bound deliveries?


Anyway, she'd prep for said occasions by utilizing a certain product that is normally used to sanitize the "normal entry point."

Products like summers eve etc.

Do homosexual men utilize those same products if you're going to park in the rear or do y'all just chance it and hope you don't get a parking ticket?

I can see that going terribly wrong. Fines can be messy issues to clean up occasionally. Especially if you've recently parked your car at a Taco Bell or something.

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LMAO. Sounds like a fun wife :)

*sigh*. I'm fine. Every fiber of my being hurts right now. I wish I could have been there to meet that mother ****er head on.

LMAO. Guys typically use regular anal douches - there are also shower adapters that can be used as well. Gay men don't chance anything when it comes to that. Nothing turns a boner to soft faster that the sudden smell of poo.

Well I'll be...

I had no idea there were such products.

Is there such a thing as Gaydar, and if so.... Is Tim Tebow's gay? Thanks!

Tim Tebow's what?

Guess I shoulda said are Tim Tebow's gay.

Yes.

Yes there is gaydar, yes Tebow is gay, or yes to both?

Are Pina Coladas considered "gay drinks"?

Sounding, docking.

Are those 'things' or urban legends?

He seemed a little umm..... Gay?? When I saw him in this video. Literally if every woman on the planet is throwing it at you and you're saying no....

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That was pretty ****ing horrific. My sister has a flight attendant friend that lost friends in that tragedy. Just ****ing terrible. I don't even have the words.