Just like every year.

Looks like I missed a nice little storm this morning! Was in a nyquil haze from a delightful summer cold

Coming back from Leavenworth this morning almost a half mile power poles down on south 7. After drove thru the rain coming in sideways.

We had some hail pieces in our offering...

The dustbowl of the 30s are back?

Oh good lord we're gonna be over 100 for like the next week NO NO NO

Going to be bouncing around the 80's here in the Bay Area all week. Weather seems perfect with a slight breeze.

My electric bill gonna be $600 for August FML. Why cant I be one of those ppl that likes it on 78?

maybe I should pray for No rain....

What kind of hut do you live in

Apparently one that has shitty insulation

2.65 inches of rain!!!!!! Most of any non snow days this year.

God Damn it is hot

This weather sucks bad.

This is fine...

https://i.redd.it/uytalj5ggeeb1.jpg

It's a hoax bro!

114? Where did they cherry-pick that? It's 88 here, so yep, it's a hoax...

that was the heat index for yesterday...

Heat “index” not temperature.

My oven was 350 degrees, should I post that irrelevant fact?

There's a heat index of 114 again today. Not sure what to tell you.

https://i.imgur.com/fksL1Xo.png

Probably that he should take his metamucil and chill out.

Mid 80's in the Bay Area all week with a cool breeze. No humidity. I can handle that.

I just golfed 18 in 102 degrees. Still alive, barely.

summer used to be a normal thing, but now it's painted red on the TV so it's so scary!

Did you hydrate and use sun screen jesus ****.

9 cups of water. Cart and tree shade acts as sunscreen. I am getting old because the heat really starts to destroy me on the back nines lately.

I am not going outside, **** that.

Outside is a hoax. Play golf on a simulator

You know I saw people doing that in the indoor sim room at the course I just played and I was thinking those guys are so much smarter than me. Usually they are just in there when its cold.

Hey PGA 2K23 is free on PS plus in August I will best your score in the air conditioning from my couch!

Degrees or Index?

Just degrees. Heard around 115 heat index.

One of buddies at work, who is planning on moving to Mesa and becoming a cop, relayed something he heard from his contact in the Mesa PD - that's it's been so ****ing hot in Arizona for so long, that people who are outside that fall down on the sidewalk can actually severely burn themselves by coming into contact with the concrete.

Hey I missed this. We missed a doozie by a couple miles. Storm stared east of Marienthal (don’t ask, it’s not worth looking up) and tracked to Friend (same - don’t bother). Definite tornado. Ripped everything apart. First time I’ve seen corn actually die from hail. Nothing left but 6” brown stalks. And every pivot flipped.

It was bad.

EDIT: to answer your question I’m in Scott City.

On the way to Michigan to see my son. Spending the night in Le Claire, Iowa. Just got a weather alert: thunderstorms with 80 mph winds, 3/4 inch hail, expected heavy damage to roof tops, trees, cars, and anything in its path. Staying at an Airbnb, in a second story apartment with my wife and dog. She, not the dog the wife, asks, what do we do? Ride it out, I say. Parked the car away from any large trees and hoping for the best. Shit is starting to fly.

LMAO because you said that I had to look up both of them.

We have a word for storms like that. It's called "hurricanes".

Hope you and the wife and dog made it through the night unscathed.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">A complex of thunderstorms will track southeast through Missouri today. This system will bring the potential for damaging winds, including a lower threat for hail and tornadoes. (Post updated to include a higher quality image) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/mowx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#mowx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ilwx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ilwx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/stlwx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#stlwx</a> <a href="https://t.co/oDXRyhsNf5">pic.twitter.com/oDXRyhsNf5</a></p>&mdash; NWS St. Louis (@NWSStLouis) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWSStLouis/status/1685315051539111936?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 29, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

A beer per hole will make you not care.

ROFL

What did you think?

This is my entire approach to golf.

Is there any other way?

The younger son and I set out on a motorcycle trip from Lees Summit to Quincy, IL (just a hotel!!!), we decided to end it because when we got to Lexington, MO we knew were weren't going to outrun the storms. Not only not outrun them, but they'd stay on top of us like a balloon on a string. I'm hardly afraid of rain, but driving rain and 70mph winds aren't fun. We'll do that trip some other time.

Glad you answered. We were about to have a Glen close "I will not be ignored" moment.

Sorry about your neighbors, hope the rain benefitted you.

All I can see in Friend are some grain bins. THAT is a small town. Heck, Google streets didn't even go up and down the avenue - that's how you know it's not only small, it's "micro" small..

And two at the turn...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">3:28pm CDT <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SPC_MD?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SPC_MD</a> 1789 , <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/mowx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#mowx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/iawx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#iawx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/newx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#newx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/kswx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#kswx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/sdwx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#sdwx</a>, <a href="https://t.co/BqIa2Z8n6a">https://t.co/BqIa2Z8n6a</a> <a href="https://t.co/1sOWbNR81W">pic.twitter.com/1sOWbNR81W</a></p>&mdash; NWS Storm Prediction Center (@NWSSPC) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWSSPC/status/1685749130579341312?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 30, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I told you....ROFL

110* in AZ and crazy storms in the mid west seem not so fun.

Guess I'll take an earthquake every decade here in the Bay Area for great year long weather over severe weather other areas face.

It's raining sideways just to the north of 152 highway near Zona Rosa

Just lost power South Olathe

Just rained its ass off and we got quite the lightening show.

Cool as all get out...

Wait, it is summer time in the northern hemisphere right?

Looks like the power crews will be busy tomorrow...

No power here in south Overland Park. I got a text message from the power company that they expect it to come back on around 10:15 so we will see.

Got the same text not happening

I’m waiting on that system that moved through KC to get to the Joplin area in a short matter of time (and here is the wind picking up now as I’m typing). Phone blew up with a NWS announcement advising 80mph winds were on the way.

That Cali weather is getting to me! 65* tonight with no humidity. It really skews my perception of weather when I travel. Another perfect weather day for humans tmrw and I have deal with that shit.

Had some serious wind in JoMo last night.

Lost power for 2-3 hours last night and lightning or wind took 3-4 huge limbs down in the front yard. Just lucky they didn't hit the house.

Bowser, Glory, and notorious go golfing.

https://media.tenor.com/lw724uhJY8sA...lfing-golf.gif

Yep...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WPC_MD?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WPC_MD</a> 0835 affecting Portions of the Mid-Mississippi Valley, <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/kywx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#kywx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ilwx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ilwx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/mowx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#mowx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/iawx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#iawx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/kswx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#kswx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/newx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#newx</a>, <a href="https://t.co/bV2Ha7eihV">https://t.co/bV2Ha7eihV</a> <a href="https://t.co/L4uX2f2A1u">pic.twitter.com/L4uX2f2A1u</a></p>&mdash; NWS Weather Prediction Center (@NWSWPC) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWSWPC/status/1686705846410223616?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 2, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Severe Thunderstorm Watch #585 has been issued for portions of northern and central MO until 11 pm CDT. Damaging wind gusts, isolated hail and a tornado or two are possible with scattered strong to severe storms this evening. Please see <a href="https://t.co/QMmU4tCxt1">https://t.co/QMmU4tCxt1</a> for more info. <a href="https://t.co/3Th2QYhriJ">pic.twitter.com/3Th2QYhriJ</a></p>&mdash; NWS Storm Prediction Center (@NWSSPC) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWSSPC/status/1687588929091055618?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 4, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Some already seeing it

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WPC_MD?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WPC_MD</a> 0875 affecting Eastern SD...Northeast NEB...Western to Central IA...Far Southwest MN..., <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/iawx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#iawx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/mnwx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#mnwx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/newx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#newx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/sdwx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#sdwx</a>, <a href="https://t.co/zeuI6XkQhO">https://t.co/zeuI6XkQhO</a> <a href="https://t.co/BTQ15fpa7M">pic.twitter.com/BTQ15fpa7M</a></p>&mdash; NWS Weather Prediction Center (@NWSWPC) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWSWPC/status/1687988779771113472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 6, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">A tornado watch has been issued for parts of Arkansas, Kansas, Missouri and Oklahoma until 10 PM CDT <a href="https://t.co/xJXtbi22sX">pic.twitter.com/xJXtbi22sX</a></p>&mdash; NWS Tornado (@NWStornado) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWStornado/status/1689381662692671490?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 9, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">11:54am CDT <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SPC_MD?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SPC_MD</a> 1943 , <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/mowx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#mowx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/newx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#newx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/kswx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#kswx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/iawx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#iawx</a>, <a href="https://t.co/33hERK9usC">https://t.co/33hERK9usC</a> <a href="https://t.co/RyevJS7kZV">pic.twitter.com/RyevJS7kZV</a></p>&mdash; NWS Storm Prediction Center (@NWSSPC) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWSSPC/status/1690043961191391232?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 11, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">8/11/23: Severe Thunderstorm Watch #625 is in effect for southeast NE, northeast KS, southwest IA, and northwest MO until 8pm CDT. Very large hail (3+ inches in diameter) and damaging winds to 70 mph are the main concerns, though a tornado or two are also possible. <a href="https://t.co/PztZf7zicU">pic.twitter.com/PztZf7zicU</a></p>&mdash; NWS Storm Prediction Center (@NWSSPC) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWSSPC/status/1690057194555977728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 11, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Great time to leave your car outside if u have comp. U can almost always profit on those claims if u know what u r doing

Had hail. Just under 1 inch.

Oh fun, a hurricane is about to hit LA this weekend.

If it stays official hurricane speed, it will be the first time since 1858


I'm not sure LA is ready for 80mph winds.

The deserts are screwed.


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hurricane Hilary will bring 2-3 years of rain in 3 days to the deserts. Catastrophic flooding is possible.<br><br>Get ready, California. <a href="https://t.co/SYKGk3utr7">https://t.co/SYKGk3utr7</a> <a href="https://t.co/k9pxnD7j7n">pic.twitter.com/k9pxnD7j7n</a></p>&mdash; Eric Holthaus (@EricHolthaus) <a href="https://twitter.com/EricHolthaus/status/1692199297385730192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 17, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Yes!!!!! More Complaining about the weather and calling it Global Warming from the Left Coasters.

Yet ignoring anything that happens in the Midwest.

Hope it goes to Georgia

Sorry is this a thread where posters post DC crap, I can post elsewhere if so





super normal weather we're having this year yep

Please bring some rain and temp relief to PHX

My palms are scorched

It’s been in the low 60s here that past 2 mornings. Wonderful porch weather.

Yes, it's been literally amazing over the last couple of days, but back to normal today. This hurricane could go east, hit Phoenix and come our way, that would be great, but it's just a dream.

I hope the inside of your anus gets raped by a massive scorpion family

I hope the IRS sends you to prison