LMAO

Try out AshleyMadison.com too, Mr. Swinging Dick. Cover all your bases that way.

Oh yeah. I might throw them $50, first. Expensive, but could be worth it. I have several messages from horny MILFs already. Including one that's in my neighborhood, apparently. She just sent me a key to her "private
showcase."

These bitches are too far away. Don't know why they messaged me. Can't read it until I fork over ze monay.

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/4997/milfhw7.jpg

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/2818/milf2ri7.jpg

Second one only wants virtual sex anyway

Whore.

Oh shit, access to her private showcase is free. I'm kind of grossed out. She claims to be 38.

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/7412/grannyxu9.jpg

DELETE DELETE DELETE

****ing gross, hopefully you find someone near your age bracket

you are such a pathetic loser.



(no offense)

Dude, that's my mom!

That could be good, because she believes she believes she has found her "go to" guy

No, it's bad. She has no other ****ing way of making contact.

you didn't give out your contact information? Okay, I stand corrected

They got you right where they want you. They set up fake profiles and send you tons of messages. Once you pay the girls stop talking and the messages stop coming. I hope you haven't already paid them.

Nope.

Probably not going to now. But I KNOW AFF is legit. Most of the other sites are not.

Let's go back to square one, what is the 1st thing that comes to mind when you approach to talk to a girl? It's probably ohh shit, I have no ****ing clue what to say. I hope I don't mess this shit up.


I'll tell you this most girls are thinking WTF does this guy want, I hope he isn't a desperate douche. Use that to your advantage and make fun of the situation, or act like a cocky comedian who's gimmick is I'm the baddest mother****er on earth in a light hearted way.

Ya, there are a few real people on that site. But, they might still pull that little scam.

It may be "legit", but it's alot like craigslist. Most of the profiles are fake so you are probably wasting your time.

she's got man hands

Damn, that woman is as flat as an ironing board.

Wat.

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/8...hrhuty1ia6.jpg

She sent you that or you sent her that?

she sent me that

She looks like she's 18 and watches every season of the Hills.

Like that matters.

My only thought was she made a semi-racy joke, so maybe she's easy.

She just messaged you a joke out of nowhere ?

No, we double-matched on hotornot. She sent the first message. I assume she wants the dick. :D

That whore better put out on the first date or she's out.

Oh please. Like there is a chance on that happening.

Oh it is mother****ing ON.

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/130...7775986hz8.jpg

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/1075/veryxm5.jpg

svweet, did you exchange contact info yet?

LOL, adventurous as in cyber?

How to proceed?

Again compliment cue, and then ask what she likes to do for fun

Don't call her a bitch to her face. :p

OK. I went with this.

:shake:


Don't ever put yourself down, if anything talk yourself in a light hearted manner like your the SOB on the planet but do it ingest.

... in jest.

I think it's a bad idea to do it while stuffing your face.

:p

Maybe you could offer to clean her carpet.

no kidding.

Looked like there was some dog shit stains on that thing.

you dumbass

I have been in Houston the last few days and I have no clue why Clayton hasnt gotten laid. There is a ton of tail down here and its not that hard to get either.

It's called not using your balls

I just don't go out, dude. The club scene intimidates me.

It's too bad you don't have a group of friends to go with, its alot of fun and tons of random drunk chicks will grind their ass on your crotch.

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

I havent been to a single club yet, just a couple of the local bars and the Galleria. Havent got to much game since I dont have a place to bring them back to,my buddies wife would kick my ass.

So you haven't gotten any tail?

Bars and clubs are essentially the same thing for me. Any place that is dark and serves alcohol and plays loud music gives me the willies.

Just some numbers that I dont care about. I didnt try to take it further bc I really didnt care I got other things to do.

Go and have a few, have mom or someone pick you up later, trust me get that liquid courage in ya and you'll get some digits, confidence dude

By the way Houston is pretty cool town. The weather is nice - compared to the crap Springfield and KC had last couple of weeks.

I have no doubt that I could. But I don't really want digits.

Didgets are the key. Text message and phone calls are the way to do it.

SEXT MESSAGING............... ughhh... it's so vital bro

Alright, now compliment her boobies.

She has nice boobies.

Baby steps

This.

ROFL

It's 'The Naked Man' with Kung Fu Grip.

ROFL ROFL

From what I have seen here on the planet, your have a 2 part problem: 1. You don't have a place that you are comfortable meeting available ladies. 2. Ice breaking - When given an opportunity you lack the confidence, fear the rejection... something to that effect. I have read enough of your posts here to think that you are witty enuf and should do well enough at getting to know, making a girl laugh, and potentially getting a gf and maybe some nookie.

2 suggestions: 1- Get a wingman. A good one. One whose area of expertise is breaking the ice. Could be a her...if available, very effective. You will learn from your wingman and soon be able to do the same. 2- Remember that talking and getting shot down leads to no further contact, no gf, and no action... same as never saying a word to her in the first place. What you got to lose? What if she tells you to **** off, who cares? You get that here all the time. Remember, it is not the holy grail, just the fishy tail.

I can't offer too much on the area of finding 'your place', that is a pretty individual thing. Some guys like bars, some like myspace, some like the library...some stick to the workplace (bad idea imo). Good luck either way.

Houston is an armpit in the summer. Winters are great though.

I hear the traffic there absolutely SUCKS... That true? Or is it just like any other large city?

I haven't been there in about 10 years, but it was horrible then. I doubt it's much better now.

Nobody in Texas knows how to drive.

Well. I just got my first rejection of the new year. I have a friend who i get along great with. He knows I'm going to try to lose a lot of weight. I asked him if he would consider dating me if I lost the weight. He said that he prefered short blondes, so no. Eh. He took it as a hypothetical, which I guess it was. I would definitely date him if he wanted to, so it stung a little to know I'll never stand a chance. Oh well. I've decided that I do want to start dating again. If nothing, just to get out and do stuff and meet new people. However, I'm not going to persue anything until after I lose the weight. That will give me some extra motivation. Hopefully, I can find someone who actually prefers brunettes. :)

Don't ask a man to date you IF you lose weight... good lord girl. If he likes who you are and he isn't completely shallow it shouldn't matter. You made yourself out to be not good enough as you are from the start that way. You put yourself in a "please accept me after I change for you" position. Thats bullshit. You have to know you're worth having for him to see it.

And any guy that won't date you because of your hair color....... you don't want.

I wouldn't date me right now. And I'm not changing for him. I'm changing for me. And the first state I just made explains part of why. If I'm not happy with myself as a whole, I can't expect someone else to be happy with me. And yes, I won't be persuing someone as shallow as that. It actually kind of surprised me. We hang out sometimes, and get along well. I guess we'd just never talked about dating type stuff before.

Why wouldn't you date you right now? Because you think you need to lose weight?


:spock:

Yeah, but I don't mean that to sound like I'm shallow. I just think it would be hard to feel comfortable with someone if I'm busy feeling insecure about how I look. Whether he minds or not, I have to not mind.

i would not date a girl who asks that question. but i have a pet peeve about low self esteem, some people can deal with it, I'm not one.

if the guy won't date you, don't change yourself to do it, because unless you totally change your lifestyle the weight will be back eventually and he wont be interested. And if he wasn't interested before he's superficial anyway, and there's always going to be someone prettier come along for a person like that

find someone who is a quality person instead of... that.

Eh. He's a Dallas fan anyway. It would never work.

When you dump the weight you could try dyeing your hair. Might look good.

I used to highlight my own hair. Wehenever the roots would grow out, I'd dye it again. I got to the point where I had a two tone ponytail. Blonde on top, and dark underneath.

Good lord why would you do that? You put him in an awkward position as well and he probably won't date you cause your his pal, it's usually how it works, but you hear more about the friends bs from guys. You could always ask him if he wants to be friends with benefits. Goodluck losing the weight but you need to get rid of the low self esteem more.

No guy would come out and say that he would date. Really that isnt in the man code.

To answer some questions - Houston traffic sucks. Glad I didnt have to drive. Second Houston has some easy easy chicks, so no more excues GoChiefs get your ass out in the town and score some. It would have been real easy to get laid, I turned two chicks down just bc I didnt want to go to their place. In a different city its just weird to end up somewhere you have no clue where you are. I know you dont like the bar scene, try the malls. Lots of chicks there and its not as threating as the bar scene.

Wow. How did that work? I would have been making those bitches scrambled eggs.

Just talked and danced with them, then said I had to leave with my friend bc I had a flight in the morning which I didnt.

DHV and false time constraint.

PUA!