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MeatRock 06-02-2013 07:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725758)
and also, I have several posts not made by me and lol'd. So I realize there is funny stuff in this thread. I just want to know what MeatRock, a guy who I made fun of right off the bat, thinks is funny...or if his feelings are still hurt.

When 'Hamas' Jenkins comes in here and says he's impressed with the originality/non-repetitiveness of a themed 'roast', I'm pretty sure I'm going to trust his taste in humor over god damn MeatRock.

and again...the only reason people know who MeatRock is is because I make fun of you. So again, you're welcome.
Then why are you so butthurt about my opinion of your write-ups?

Hootie 06-02-2013 07:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9725756)
Are you upset that i find your write-ups to be stupidly boring.
Nope.

But clearly you don't.

Because the only reason you popped in and posted in a thread you deem to be 'stupidly boring' was because I hurt your feelings a few thousand posts ago...

and you wanted me to know, for some reason, that "it doesn't bother you and you're too cool to care" by making the ridiculous post you made 30 minutes ago...

whereas it just said the exact opposite

you wanted to have your presence seen so everyone knew that you didn't care, when clearly you do

now go quote 3 posts that are funny

LiveSteam 06-02-2013 07:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725752)
when has that ever happened?

I've already told moderators to zero me out to -10000000000000

I don't care about how much rep I have. I know I'm an excellent, rep worthy poster.

My gripe about rep, and it has been the same gripe from the beginning, is non-worthy posters get a bunch of rep because they are giant ****ing rep whores. I find it funny Livesteam, KC Tattoo and Lumpy are on the 1st page of rep. Yeah. They are dogshit posters.

That has always been my stance on rep. I don't give rep unless I deem said post to be extremely rep worthy. I've now given 42 reps since November 2012. I've received hundreds. Maybe a thousand...I don't know.

My rep received to rep given is probably top 5 on this site...no doubt.
What ever you can do I can do better Waaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaa.
**** you remind me of that 5th grader I don't allow my kid to play with anymore. waaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaa waaaaaaa Mr Live steam. Your daughter touched me/ waaaaaa waaaaaa

Hootie 06-02-2013 07:09 PM
that's not even close to being coherent

MeatRock 06-02-2013 07:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725765)
Nope.

But clearly you don't.

Because the only reason you popped in and posted in a thread you deem to be 'stupidly boring' was because I hurt your feelings a few thousand posts ago...

and you wanted me to know, for some reason, that "it doesn't bother you and you're too cool to care" by making the ridiculous post you made 30 minutes ago...

whereas it just said the exact opposite

you wanted to have your presence seen so everyone knew that you didn't care, when clearly you do

now go quote 3 posts that are funny
English please, along with complete sentences so i can understand what you are trying to say.

LiveSteam 06-02-2013 07:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725769)
that's not even close to being coherent
Cry ****ing baby
Is that coherent enough for you,ya lil 5th grader?

Hammock Parties 06-02-2013 07:10 PM
LiveSteam, MeatRock and crazycoffey should be ground up, turned into sausages and used to feed starving children in Africa.

At least then they'd have a useful purpose in life.

Sassy Squatch 06-02-2013 07:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 9725767)
What ever you can do I can do better Waaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaa.
**** you remind me of that 5th grader I don't allow my kid to play with anymore. waaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaa waaaaaaa Mr Live steam. Your daughter touched me/ waaaaaa waaaaaa
http://cdn.hugelol.org/i/104764.gif

Hootie 06-02-2013 07:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9725764)
Then why are you so butthurt about my opinion of your write-ups?
this isn't butthurt

this is me explaining to someone with an inferior mental fortitude the real meaning behind that post

it's the same thing Frazod is doing

it's funny

I should form a CP group called "Hootie's Slaves." You two would make great members.

MeatRock 06-02-2013 07:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725765)
Nope.

But clearly you don't.

Because the only reason you popped in and posted in a thread you deem to be 'stupidly boring' was because I hurt your feelings a few thousand posts ago...

and you wanted me to know, for some reason, that "it doesn't bother you and you're too cool to care" by making the ridiculous post you made 30 minutes ago...

whereas it just said the exact opposite

you wanted to have your presence seen so everyone knew that you didn't care, when clearly you do

now go quote 3 posts that are funny
Dude. Seriously? Is that all you've got? Butthurt and Envy was played out 200 post's ago. All i am doing is giving my opinion, that i think your write-ups were decent to begin with but turned stupid. But by all means, continue with being upset over my opinion.

Hootie 06-02-2013 07:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9725772)
English please, along with complete sentences so i can understand what you are trying to say.
please go through that post and tell me where I wasn't using English

you're ****ing awful

Sweet Daddy Hate 06-02-2013 07:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725776)
this isn't butthurt

this is me explaining to someone with an inferior mental fortitude the real meaning behind that post

it's the same thing Frazod is doing

it's funny

I should form a CP group called "Hootie's Slaves." You two would make great members.
You're not funny. You never have been. You're simply a babbling douche that people like to troll. You completely suck. Go kill yourself yesterday.

Sweet Daddy Hate 06-02-2013 07:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725782)
please go through that post and tell me where I wasn't using English

you're ****ing awful
AND SENTENCES START WITH CAPITAL ****ING LETTERS YOU GODDAMNED MORON.

Hootie 06-02-2013 07:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9725781)
Dude. Seriously? Is that all you've got? Butthurt and Envy was played out 200 post's ago. All i am doing is giving my opinion, that i think your write-ups were decent to begin with but turned stupid. But by all means, continue with being upset over my opinion.
why would I ever be upset about your opinion? I'm explaining to you why your 'opinion' (an opinion you clearly don't even believe), is completely meaningless.

You are a completely meaningless member on this board who is only known because I chose to tell everyone how ****ing terrible of a poster you are.

So again, you're welcome. I gave you a smidge of relevance.

MeatRock 06-02-2013 07:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725782)
please go through that post and tell me where I wasn't using English

you're ****ing awful
Did you fail English class in high school? Sentences. Dumbass. Sentences.

Sassy Squatch 06-02-2013 07:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9725786)
AND SENTENCES START WITH CAPITAL ****ING LETTERS YOU GODDAMNED MORON.
Sentences should never start with and.

Hammock Parties 06-02-2013 07:15 PM
i think you are both incredibly sexy

MeatRock 06-02-2013 07:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725787)
why would I ever be upset about your opinion? I'm explaining to you why your 'opinion' (an opinion you clearly don't even believe), is completely meaningless.

You are a completely meaningless member on this board who is only known because I chose to tell everyone how ****ing terrible of a poster you are.

So again, you're welcome. I gave you a smidge of relevance.
Thank you. Can i spit shine your shoes now?

Hootie 06-02-2013 07:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9725786)
AND SENTENCES START WITH CAPITAL ****ING LETTERS YOU GODDAMNED MORON.
do you want to have a grammar off against me? My posts are always coherent and immaculate. Sometimes I capitalize letters, sometimes I don't.

Regardless...my posts are >>>>>>>>> your posts.

If you'd like to go start a poll asking who is a better poster...ROR or Hootie, by all means.

Hootie 06-02-2013 07:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9725789)
Did you fail English class in high school? Sentences. Dumbass. Sentences.
this is classic

you guys are so DESPERATE for ANYTHING you're attacking someone with above average grammar and sentence structure

...yeah

what are you going to make fun of me for next?

"OH! YOU HAVE SEX WITH...WOMEN!"

Sweet Daddy Hate 06-02-2013 07:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725793)
do you want to have a grammar off against me? My posts are always coherent and immaculate. Sometimes I capitalize letters, sometimes I don't.

Regardless...my posts are >>>>>>>>> your posts.

If you'd like to go start a poll asking who is a better poster...ROR or Hootie, by all means.
I don't come here for a popularity contest, you half a ****ing moron. I come here to do my thing and enjoy myself. If it hurts your ass, I really don't ****ing care and that goes not just for you but for everyone else involved.

Sweet Daddy Hate 06-02-2013 07:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725795)
this is classic

you guys are so DESPERATE for ANYTHING you're attacking someone with above average grammar and sentence structure

...yeah

what are you going to make fun of me for next?

"OH! YOU HAVE SEX WITH...WOMEN!"
I find it hard to believe any "woman" not made of rubber would actually **** you.

Simply Red 06-02-2013 07:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9725791)
i think you are both incredibly sexy
I tend to agree.

MeatRock 06-02-2013 07:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9725799)
I find it hard to believe any "woman" not made of rubber would actually **** you.
Oh no, women are easy to lay when they are passed out. The hard part is putting their clothes back on just right before they wake up. Right Hootie?

Hootie 06-02-2013 07:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9725798)
I don't come here for a popularity contest, you half a ****ing moron. I come here to do my thing and enjoy myself. If it hurts your ass, I really don't ****ing care and that goes not just for you but for everyone else involved.
but I don't think anyone likes you

your thing must really suck

Hootie 06-02-2013 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9725804)
Oh no, women are easy to lay when they are passed out. The hard part is putting their clothes back on just right before they wake up. Right Hootie?
wtf are you talking about?

I don't care if they put their clothes back on in some dark alley I left hours ago

Hammock Parties 06-02-2013 07:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9725802)
I tend to agree.
I think you're hot too.

All this hotness around here.

So many bachelor frogs going ribbit ribbit ribbit.

I'd lick all these toads.

SCHLURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP

MeatRock 06-02-2013 07:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725809)
wtf are you talking about?

I don't care if they put their clothes back on in some dark alley I left hours ago
So is that your bedroom? A dark alley behind the bar? Nice.

Hootie 06-02-2013 07:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9725812)
So is that your bedroom? A dark alley behind the bar? Nice.
so you're saying I'm not witty?

ha

and to answer your question...

yes, that's my bedroom. And I leach free wifi from Chi-Chi's

Sassy Squatch 06-02-2013 07:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9725811)
I think you're hot too.

All this hotness around here.

So many bachelor frogs going ribbit ribbit ribbit.

I'd lick all these toads.

SCHLURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP
The **** is wrong with you?

Sweet Daddy Hate 06-02-2013 07:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725808)
but I don't think anyone likes you

your thing must really suck
"No one likes you"? That's what you're going with? Sweet god, you ARE the dumbest mother****er ever.

ShortRoundChief 06-02-2013 07:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725769)
that's not even close to being coherent
Isn't that they way you like your women?

Hammock Parties 06-02-2013 07:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9725817)
The **** is wrong with you?
i like all of you

and can't choose

can you choose for me

MeatRock 06-02-2013 07:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725815)
so you're saying I'm not witty?

ha

and to answer your question...

yes, that's my bedroom. And I leach free wifi from Chi-Chi's
You just seemed awfully upset. I'm glad things are good now. I hope if i give an opinion again you won't flip the **** out again. BTW, that's a good pass out spot. Not far to crawl and you actually have time with the bar slut before she's unconscious.

Sassy Squatch 06-02-2013 07:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9725822)
i like all of you

and can't choose

can you choose for me
Why not orgy with all?

Sweet Daddy Hate 06-02-2013 07:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9725827)
But you have them all capital, here. I R confused.
LMAO

MeatRock 06-02-2013 07:37 PM
Piss soaked matress and bar sluts in an alley behind the bar with free wifi to post on CP about your pound adventures? What more could a guy ask for.

Hootie 06-02-2013 07:42 PM
those mattresses were apartments ago

Hootie 06-02-2013 07:42 PM
besides, pee doesn't bother me in the least

Sweet Daddy Hate 06-02-2013 07:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725843)
besides, pee doesn't bother me in the least
How sadly we know.

Hootie 06-02-2013 07:44 PM
sterile bro

MeatRock 06-02-2013 07:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725840)
those mattresses were apartments ago
Yet you slept on a piss soaked matress over and over and over again as each unconscious bar slut pissed on you and herself. You have hygiene problems among other things.

Hootie 06-02-2013 07:47 PM
I'd wake up almost every morning after we went out and got ****ED up and her side would just be covered in pee...

the first time it happened, before we started dating...I remember waking up and like catching her pee as it was leaving her vagina...to try and keep it off of my side

then she woke up and was like..."it wasn't me!" and I was like..."uhm, my side is dry...you are literally sleeping on pee...and besides, I was catching it last night!"

she was pretty embarrassed, I thought it was pretty funny

she was hot, I didn't care

still don't care

PEE AWAY

ShortRoundChief 06-02-2013 07:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725850)
sterile bro
http://slangcath.files.wordpress.com...hallelujah.jpg

MeatRock 06-02-2013 07:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9725855)
It was the same bar slut. Come on, bro.
You honestly think it was one bar slut? Come on man. Get a clue.

Hootie 06-02-2013 07:50 PM
it was the same girl...and I didn't meet her at a bar, I met her at work

MeatRock 06-02-2013 07:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725860)
it was the same girl...and I didn't meet her at a bar, I met her at work
I am sure where you work has a bar, does it not? I am sure she got blasted drunk when you pounded her.

Hootie 06-02-2013 07:52 PM
I don't understand the line of questioning.

Hootie 06-02-2013 07:53 PM
we literally dated for a year...sometimes we'd be drunk, sometimes we'd be sober. That's kind of how relationships work, guy. Well, when you like to drink anyways.

MeatRock 06-02-2013 07:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725863)
I don't understand the line of questioning.
I'm sure you don't.

MeatRock 06-02-2013 07:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725865)
we literally dated for a year...sometimes we'd be drunk, sometimes we'd be sober. That's kind of how relationships work, guy. Well, when you like to drink anyways.
You said you met her at work, does where you work have a bar? I said you met her at a bar. Does that clear it up for you?

Hootie 06-02-2013 07:56 PM
there's a bar at Taco Bell?

MeatRock 06-02-2013 07:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725871)
there's a bar at Taco Bell?
I assumed you met her when you were a busboy. Didn't think about the career you had at a fast food joint. Sorry.

Hootie 06-02-2013 07:58 PM
being a busboy at Taco Bell pays great benefits

and the women are terrific

Hootie 06-02-2013 07:59 PM
it's somewhat bothersome to me that, as a Taco Bell busboy, I have more intelligence than you...a [insert job here]

you still haven't told me about this prominent, high paying job you currently hold. Please inform me!

Simply Red 06-02-2013 07:59 PM
Never trust a girl that'll eat at the bell - NEVER!

MeatRock 06-02-2013 07:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725875)
being a busboy at Taco Bell pays great benefits

and the women are terrific
I know Taco Bell likes to hire alot of mentally handicap peeps, so i'm sure she was one of them.

Hootie 06-02-2013 08:00 PM
she read at an 8th grade level

MeatRock 06-02-2013 08:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725877)
it's somewhat bothersome to me that, as a Taco Bell busboy, I have more intelligence than you...a [insert job here]

you still haven't told me about this prominent, high paying job you currently hold. Please inform me!
My brother and I build houses for a living. Next question.

Sweet Daddy Hate 06-02-2013 08:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9725880)
I know Taco Bell likes to hire alot of mentally handicap peeps, so i'm sure she was one of them.
LMAO Even a handicapped girl has more sense than to **** Hootie.

Sweet Daddy Hate 06-02-2013 08:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725882)
she read at an 8th grade level
Exactly. She wasn't handicapped, just a ****ing moron. Like her suitor.

Sassy Squatch 06-02-2013 08:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725882)
she read at an 8th grade level
Are you proud of that?

Hootie 06-02-2013 08:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9725883)
My brother and I build houses for a living. Next question.
pretty much what I figured

mindless work

ShortRoundChief 06-02-2013 08:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725875)
being a busboy at Taco Bell pays great benefits

and the women are terrific
What Taco Bell has busboys?

Every Taco Bell I've ever been too has a trash can by the door where you put your tray and virtually nothing in the way of hot women, unless 400 pound mustached taco breathing dragons is what you consider "terrific."

MeatRock 06-02-2013 08:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725895)
pretty much what I figured

mindless work
You're a ****ing moron. Can you frame a house?

Hootie 06-02-2013 08:03 PM
only people like SuperTurtle and ROR would think that was a serious comment...

she has a degree from the U of I

ROR, where is your bachelor's degree from?

Hootie 06-02-2013 08:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9725900)
You're a ****ing moron. Can you frame a house?
No. I'd hire dipshits to do that for me.

Sweet Daddy Hate 06-02-2013 08:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9725896)
What Taco Bell has busboys?

Every Taco Bell I've ever been too has a trash can by the door where you put your tray and virtually nothing in the way of hot women, unless 400 pound mustached taco breathing dragons is what you consider "terrific."
No no no no no; stop with the special font right this instant. Please.

Sweet Daddy Hate 06-02-2013 08:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725901)
only people like SuperTurtle and ROR would think that was a serious comment...

she has a degree from the U of I

ROR, where is your bachelor's degree from?
**** U.

Hootie 06-02-2013 08:04 PM
you guys are great!

I've never worked at a Taco Bell. I was a busboy for 2 months. When I was 18. JFC

it's too easy

ShortRoundChief 06-02-2013 08:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9725905)
No no no no no; stop with the special font right this instant. Please.
Quit with the lil chiefy shit and I will stop

Hootie 06-02-2013 08:05 PM
granted it's a communication degree so she very well might read at an 8th grade level

MeatRock 06-02-2013 08:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725903)
No. I'd hire dipshits to do that for me.
I'm sure you could with your awesome salary at whatever busboy job you hold.

Hammock Parties 06-02-2013 08:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9725912)
Quit with the lil chiefy shit and I will stop
The Lil Chiefy thread is more interesting than anything you have ever posted on this board.

True story.

ShortRoundChief 06-02-2013 08:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725908)
you guys are great!

I've never worked at a Taco Bell. I was a busboy for 2 months. When I was 18. JFC

it's too easy
and housecleaning in a hotel is a huge step up?

LoneWolf 06-02-2013 08:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9725900)
You're a ****ing moron. Can you frame a house?
He couldn't afford to build a house, but he is awesome.

Sweet Daddy Hate 06-02-2013 08:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9725908)
you guys are great!

I've never worked at a Taco Bell. I was a busboy for 2 months. When I was 18. JFC

it's too easy
Mother****er, you couldn't hire a mowhow to clean your yard...

ShortRoundChief 06-02-2013 08:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9725916)
The Lil Chiefy thread is more interesting than anything you have ever posted on this board.

True story.
Oh no Clay don't get so touchy. How's the modeling career by the way?

Sweet Daddy Hate 06-02-2013 08:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9725916)
The Lil Chiefy thread is more interesting than anything you have ever posted on this board.

True story.
Oooooh! Things just took a fun turn!LMAO

Hootie 06-02-2013 08:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9725917)
and housecleaning in a hotel is a huge step up?
it's good for the heart


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