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CoMo advised Jessica Simpson and Katy Perry to stick to Christian music.

He also told them to get breast reductions.

CoMo helped Jeffrey Dahmer write a cook book.

CoMo invented the 8-track.

CoMo thought Ray Charles would give a high five when offered a raised, stretched hand.
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CoMo told Arnold Schwarzenager that he would make a better politician than a movie star.

He also pitched a leather store to Ed Gein.

CoMo thought the United States would abandon standard measurements for the metric system.

The maitre 'd at Canal Bar?
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CoMo pitched The Gobbledygooker to Vince McMahon.

CoMo helped the Turkish government design they're driving structure and rules.

No. Serial Killer. Wisconsin. 50's.

CoMo suggested to the owner that it be called the Anal Canal bar. The owner only took half of his advice.

CoMo recommends giving aspirin to children with fevers.