Oh, and I forgot the current highlight of the wrestling week: UWF reruns are being shown on ESPN Classic at 12 AM (I think) every weeknight, and it's gloriously awful. It really is even worse than TNA, but at least Herb Abrams and Bruno Sammartino were just incompetent when it came to calling the "action" rather than being irritating as ****.

Come one, come all to see Captain Lou Albano, JIMMY MOTHER****IN VALIANT, Cowboy Bob Orton, Cactus Jack, Dr. Death, and more squash matches and non-decisive main event finishes than you can shake a stick at!

Figured this would fit better here than in DC:

Monster Kane gets political

By TIM BAINES
Winnipeg Sun

The U.S. presidential campaign has fire and brimstone.

WWE star Kane, at one time characterized as a monster, is backing congressman Ron Paul as the Republican candidate.

Said Glenn Jacobs, whose job as Kane is to leave a trail of fallen bodies: "If you're like me, you're tired of unnecessary and exorbitant taxes, you're tired of the (U.S.) dollar constantly losing purchasing power, and you're alarmed when politicians demand that we surrender our constitutionally protected civil liberties, especially the bedrock principles of habeas corpus and due process, in exchange for 'security.' "

The political leanings don't stop with Kane.

Val Venis (Canadian Sean Morley) is also endorsing Paul. But he's not the highest-profile (storyline) ex-porn star taking a political stand. Queen of Porn Jenna Jameson, the main squeeze of UFC star Tito Ortiz, has climbed aboard the Hillary Clinton train (insert Bill Clinton joke here).


And Ric Flair is supporting Mike Huckabee. Hope Huckabee knows that the Nature Boy is the Dirtiest Player in the Game. Just when he doesn't expect it, he'll get the double finger to the eyes.




Not surprised that Venis is backing Paul, he's been a vocal Libertarian for years. I didn't know Kane ever got political.

Lance Storm with maybe the best idea I've heard in ages: http://www.stormwrestling.com/011408.html

Who has bigger tittays? Big Daddy V or JBL?

Um, God DAMN.

That would be incredible.

242 right now, 244 Tuesday, 325 Thursday (Don't watch this, seriously), and whatever your local CW station is on Fridays.

I'm completely desensitized to pyro now. Jesus.

That was f'ing awesome.

Jeff Hardy brings nuts.......cool finish though.

The look on the ref's face when Orton started the match with a nutshot was classic.

They're turning Jeff Hardy into a major star. Great match with umanga last week, and an awesome ending to this show.

Hardy is crazy. He's making RAW watchable again, hopefully he won't get buried post RR.