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Buck 04-15-2013 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 9588391)
Another reason to always use a condom. Buck, have you guys talked about STD's? Of course, it's a little late now.
Luv, I don't have any excuses, I know that I'm being a dumbass.

We talked about it yesterday and we're going to the doctors to get checked and she's going to start taking Birth Control.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 04-15-2013 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9588355)
Makes you wonder how many other people have blown up in that thing.
lol

Valiant 04-15-2013 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by something cooler (Post 9579223)
that's because you're cool and not all stuck up like a pretentious tradition-cocksucking old bitch


you're not 57 right? I thought you were like 40 or 41 I remember you running faster than me playing flag football when I was 18.
Shit you're slow :)

Buck 04-15-2013 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9588355)
Makes you wonder how many other people have blown up in that thing.
If that was a legitimate concern, there wouldn't be a woman in San Diego I'd want to have sex with.

Valiant 04-15-2013 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9588678)
Luv, I don't have any excuses, I know that I'm being a dumbass.

We talked about it yesterday and we're going to the doctors to get checked and she's going to start taking Birth Control.
Need to change your name back to bucking.

Buck 04-15-2013 02:49 PM
lol Valiant.

So here's a story that isn't quite as bad.

The girl I've been dating nannies for a couple who are both orthopedic surgeons. I broke my ankle in January and my ortho doctor happens to be her boss.

Today when I went for my 3 month checkup, he started asking me how I knew her and kept talking about her without me bringing her up. Caught me off guard because I didn't think she'd want me talking about her to my doctor, but clearly she's already been talking to him about me.

Valiant 04-15-2013 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9588929)
lol Valiant.

So here's a story that isn't quite as bad.

The girl I've been dating nannies for a couple who are both orthopedic surgeons. I broke my ankle in January and my ortho doctor happens to be her boss.

Today when I went for my 3 month checkup, he started asking me how I knew her and kept talking about her without me bringing her up. Caught me off guard because I didn't think she'd want me talking about her to my doctor, but clearly she's already been talking to him about me.
That is funny. Last girl I dated had mutual friends with me. I kept the sex life on the d l. She did not I found out. Awkward when a woman you dont have sex with is happy about your moves.

luv 04-15-2013 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9588433)
This. ****ing this, holy balls.



LMAO ****ed up but very true. In my experience, bitches don't care about that kind of shit. I've actually never had a woman stop me before sex to make sure I have a condom.
Probably because you're having sex with "bitches".

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 04-15-2013 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 9589128)
Probably because you're having sex with "bitches".
Or it could be...

Bitch is hot... she knows the guy will stick around

Bitch is ugly... she thinks a baby will make him stick around

Valiant 04-15-2013 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Rudy Was A Gigantic Dick (Post 9589237)
Or it could be...

Bitch is hot... she knows the guy will stick around

Bitch is ugly... she thinks a baby will make him stick around
That is fairly accurate.

Hot ones too if you make decent money on the baby thing.

Luv's problem is she thinks like a guy.

KCUnited 04-15-2013 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9588898)
If that was a legitimate concern, there wouldn't be a woman in San Diego I'd want to have sex with.
Having sex with and investing in someone are different things, but I feel ya.

ThaVirus 04-15-2013 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 9589128)
Probably because you're having sex with "bitches".
I have sex with hoes too.

Discuss Thrower 04-15-2013 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 9588633)
"I just want to see what it feels like..."
I wonder how many men would stop short of describing the feeling as ****ing amazing.

Titty Meat 04-15-2013 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 9588633)
"I just want to see what it feels like..."
I didn't want to experience what being a father feels like lol

DaKCMan AP 04-16-2013 05:15 AM
Date #5 tonight. PBJ


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