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Dave Lane 10-03-2016 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 12465122)
It's the same reason Semen looks good and Garapolo/Brissett looked good.

Coaching

God damned you are an idiot. Andy has had success at a high level for many years Alex? Same everywhere with 7-8 different coaches guess why that is? Reid is part of the problem, mostly because of his love of Alex.

Hammock Parties 10-03-2016 10:02 PM

Chiefs nightmare scenario:

Alex Smith enters 2017 as the starter at the age of 33. We go 10-6 or some other bullshit record. Alex earns another 17 million.

At the end of the season, he signs a two-year contract extension, to lower his 2018 cap number (20.6 million).

Alex is the Chiefs starting quarterback in 2018 and 2019. The Chiefs don't win shit, and he retires at the age of 35.

During this time, the Chiefs don't draft a QB high because they're supporting their declining piece of shit.

31-year old Nick Foles, who has "performed admirably in relief of our former franchise quarterback" is your new starting quarterback in 2020.

Titty Meat 10-03-2016 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ASS11 (Post 12465220)
Chiefs nightmare scenario:

Alex Smith enters 2017 as the starter at the age of 33. We go 10-6 or some other bullshit record. Alex earns another 17 million.

At the end of the season, he signs a two-year contract extension, to lower his 2018 cap number (20.6 million).

Alex is the Chiefs starting quarterback in 2018 and 2019. The Chiefs don't win shit, and he retires at the age of 35.

During this time, the Chiefs don't draft a QB high because they're supporting their declining piece of shit.

31-year old Nick Foles, who has "performed admirably in relief of our former franchise quarterback" is your new starting quarterback in 2020.

**** that I want BoBo chase!

New World Order 10-03-2016 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ASS11 (Post 12465220)
Chiefs nightmare scenario:

Alex Smith enters 2017 as the starter at the age of 33. We go 10-6 or some other bullshit record. Alex earns another 17 million.

At the end of the season, he signs a two-year contract extension, to lower his 2018 cap number (20.6 million).

Alex is the Chiefs starting quarterback in 2018 and 2019. The Chiefs don't win shit, and he retires at the age of 35.

During this time, the Chiefs don't draft a QB high because they're supporting their declining piece of shit.

31-year old Nick Foles, who has "performed admirably in relief of our former franchise quarterback" is your new starting quarterback in 2020.


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OctoberFart 10-04-2016 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 12465219)
God damned you are an idiot. Andy has had success at a high level for many years Alex? Same everywhere with 7-8 different coaches guess why that is? Reid is part of the problem, mostly because of his love of Alex.

One big reason is Reid isn't the greatest coach. His team's routinely lay eggs and how about clock management.

Baby Lee 10-04-2016 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ASS11 (Post 12465220)
Chiefs nightmare scenario:

Alex Smith enters 2017 as the starter at the age of 33. We go 10-6 or some other bullshit record. Alex earns another 17 million.

At the end of the season, he signs a two-year contract extension, to lower his 2018 cap number (20.6 million).

Alex is the Chiefs starting quarterback in 2018 and 2019. The Chiefs don't win shit, and he retires at the age of 35.

During this time, the Chiefs don't draft a QB high because they're supporting their declining piece of shit.

31-year old Nick Foles, who has "performed admirably in relief of our former franchise quarterback" is your new starting quarterback in 2020.

ROFL - That's certainly a worst case scenario, . . . but still so worth it just for your personal consternation.

Sweet Daddy Hate 10-04-2016 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 12465350)
ROFL - That's certainly a worst case scenario, . . . but still so worth it just for your personal consternation.

Trollish love-fest aside, you can pretty much count on such a scenario for the Chiefs.

It is the KC Way.

The way of The Farce.

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Red Dawg 10-04-2016 04:08 AM

That would be horrible. Please lord don't let that happen.

Red Dawg 10-04-2016 04:14 AM

Smith looks done. Everyone ages differently and he looks like he's old and slow. I really think he's over but like all QB's he won't quit. I fully expect he will be awful in Oakland as well. Andy will throw the ball way too much and ignore JC most likely and Alex will mess the game up.

Sandy Vagina 10-04-2016 05:05 AM

Relax, fans.. Smith will hang em up soon. Soon, as in after 2017, unless they get deep into the playoffs.

If he and KC can't get their shit together, he will be ready to call it, and move onto something else. I see him losing faith in Andy Reid's unwillingness for change.

I feel sure that even I would welcome the departure.

Red Dawg 10-04-2016 05:13 AM

If he comes back in 2017 fans should be outraged and not buy tickets. He should be benched right now and if Dorsey brings him back next then he has accepted creating a losing team. Players are not stupid and they may not go public but they know our QB is not getting them anything.

Sweet Daddy Hate 10-04-2016 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Sandy Cheeks (Post 12465368)
Relax, fans.. Smith will hang em up soon. Soon, as in after 2017, unless they get deep into the playoffs.

If he and KC can't get their shit together, he will be ready to call it, and move onto something else. I see him losing faith in Andy Reid's unwillingness for change.

I feel sure that even I would welcome the departure.

I know most KC fans on this board would welcome a mutual departure...

:)

BigCatDaddy 10-04-2016 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sandy Cheeks (Post 12465368)
Relax, fans.. Smith will hang em up soon. Soon, as in after 2017, unless they get deep into the playoffs.

If he and KC can't get their shit together, he will be ready to call it, and move onto something else. I see him losing faith in Andy Reid's unwillingness for change.

I feel sure that even I would welcome the departure.

Wow. ASS11's failure of a career is not 1 bit his fault huh?

Sandy Vagina 10-04-2016 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 12465384)
Wow. ASS11's failure of a career is not 1 bit his fault huh?

One thing I learned through the decade of Alex Smith..

His fault is in not being good enough to excel with a broken, screwup of a team.

Might get you to 7-9 wins with that.. but until the team and playcalls improve around him, he can not lift things up more than that.

duncan_idaho 10-04-2016 06:44 AM

Alexander Douglas Smith: 2016
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sandy Cheeks (Post 12465394)
One thing I learned through the decade of Alex Smith..



His fault is in not being good enough to excel with a broken, screwup of a team.



Might get you to 7-9 wins with that.. but until the team and playcalls improve around him, he can not lift things up more than that.


Then, sorry, you're a goddamn idiot who isn't paying attention.

What you should have learned in a decade of watching Alex Smith is that he is only as good as his defense and running game can make him.

He's the QB equivalent of Captain Dan after getting his legs blown off in Forrest Gump. If he's got a hoss to strap him to his back and hump his dead weight through the jungle, he's OK. Otherwise, he's just going to lay there and slowly, painfully bleed out.

There were many of us who realized that from the jump. How you can't realize it after a decade of watching this clown is just mystifying. And sad.


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