Pretty much this. Reality is a bitch sometimes. But, but, but not for Alpha Co I am sure ROFL

Nathan you gonna delete every post bruh?

What is up with that?

Hey **** you.

Bitches use Google, often.

Pathetic if that's the reason

I have no clue, but it wouldn't surprise me.

Online girls seem to be overly sensitive to just about everything.

They wouldn't be online if they didn't have issues.

Remember, online dating for both men and women = middle-to-bottom-of-the-barrel people.

No cause for alarm. Just being cautious.

I really need to shut the **** up.

Man, this thread really ****ing sucks.

Google is the best
Except when you are dating
Whoops, I said too much

Yo, anybody in this thread have any experience with DateMySchool.com? I made an account after being "invited" via my undergrad email address, only to find out after the fact that it has a paygate and what appears to be a relatively limited userbase, at least here in Minnesota.

The reason I'm still curious? With only a single picture and not a word in my profile, I've received six unsolicited messages over the course of two days, which is far more than I ever have ever had on other sites in the past.

I can't read the messages without a subscription (which starts at $20 a month), but I have four theories for the messages:

1) The messages come from fake (or "filler") accounts used to draw gullible folks like me into paying them cash. I can see the first dozen or so characters of each message, but it's not enough for me to discern whether or not the messages are real.
2) Being a new member promotes me on people's browsing lists, exposing me to far more users than I usually would be.
3) I'm a graduate of a very good college, so it's possible that people see that (as it's a central component of this site) and decide to have a go at me despite knowing nothing else.
4) When I put forth the effort, the way I describe myself is so incredibly repulsive that I receive a million more messages when I simply leave my profile blank and allow my hot, hot looks to work their magic.

I'd be interested to hear from anybody who's used the site before.

Dude, that's obviously a scam.

Just get on match.com (which is actually worth the money), or OKCupid if you'd rather not pay.

LMAO

Match does the same thing. You will get phony winks and crap when u first sign up.

yay rejected again

on the bright side this one didn't use me for a free dinner.

She saved you the trouble!

Next time try hitting on the hottest girl you see next time you're "out on the town" or at an event. Just be yourself infront of her and report back here. Pics would be nice.

We're rootin for ya!

Not my style.

Sounds like business is picking up over on the Christian Mingle site.

http://www.charismanews.com/opinion/...ritual-malaise

Some of the most promiscuous girls I have known have been quiet church girls.

I JUST FOUND THE LORD

GOD IS SO GOOD

Who hasn't exaggerated faith a bit to get poon ;)

GONNA BUY A CHEAP TIN CROSS AND ROCK MY FAITH OUT

OUR GOD IS AWESOME GOD
HE REIGNS IN HEAVEN ABOOOOOVE

"I am sorry but my faith is a private matter between me and the lord, I really don't discuss it with anyone."

Just fired up a Christian mingle account and already got a BJ!!

LMAO

I've got 2 weeks left on match. After that I'm deactivating that shit and preparing for speed dating in May.

If I strike out there...MAY THE LORD EMBRACE ME!

DO NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS SITE IF YOU'RE NOT A CHRISTIAN

I was raised Jewish and when I moused over the "Sign Up" button, the mouse singed my hand!

After that, I went to a more Jew-friendly atmosphere to recover...






















































...a hospital.

Tinder in NYC is unstoppable right now. Is it the same with you guys in other cities?

I've noticed it's popular among attractive college chicks. It's a great app.

Heard from gay friends that it is. Glad that it works for you in that regard as well.

you guys should try:

www.forpigfarmersonly.com

You would be surprised. I think every chick on there is just looking for sex.

Thanks for the idea! Clay and billay...let's troll on farmers only

sure is lonely walkin the cornfields

Tinder is nothing but spammers now.

I wonder how the john dorsey approach works for dating.

Clay would clean up goin hoggin

Lately I've been getting a lot of messages from hogs on OKC, any other guys have this happen? These are girls that have zero business writing me, one was 42 and had only one photo (her best?) and I would have been surprised if she was an ounce under 300 lbs.

I actually wrote her back with "really?", apparently she was oblivious as she responded with "really what, want to chat?". Blocked

Dont lie bruh you boinked her

OKC was nothing but absolute skanks and hoggerbeasts for me. I had much better luck of POF with the exact same pictures and profile.

I did get the most hilariously sad cell phone video from a girl OKC though. LMAO

I turn down more ass than a donkey connoisseur in Mexico brother. No dice.

Odd, OKC in Denver is full of pretty glorious ladies, always heard POF was the pig farm but never looked.

Elaborate on your video please? I was bored and doing the sext/phone thing with some random that contacted me from MT. She ended up sending me a video of her squeezing milk out of her nips and apparently was into "nursing". It was seriously pretty disturbing.

POF is full of nasty as well, but a few decent girls came out of it where OKC was just horrible.

:spock: That's ****ed up man. Sending pm.

A PM? Tf, bro? We don't keep secrets on CP.

Post it

Not sure what your veiled attempt at a homophobic insult is supposed to be but I believe you're referring to Grinder.

Have a nice day loser.

Go back to your room junior. The adults are talking.

crickets

Don't shit up yet another thread.

Wow. Looking through old threads I had on ignore and found this one. Looks like the same people are having the same problems, the same people are giving the same advice, and the same people are still assholes. I guess some things never change.

**** you, fatty.

Hey i am new on here. We have since shifted conversation to the online world and are having good discussion for the most part.

Don't take it personal. It took her til 35 to realize that she shouldn't be buying deadbeats cars, putting herself in the friend zone, or getting drunk on vodka and Gatorade.

But she eventually changed, and so can you!

I took a year off from OKC. Whenever I got back on a few months ago, it was the same guys on there from a year ago. If I can't meet someone IRL, then I figure it wasn't meant to be. Being an old maid doesn't bother me anymore. No one to clean up after, worry about synching schedules with, etc.

Like has been said it's tough on there as a guy. You all go on a billion dates a week and can't decide on one. I am sure some of them are creeps though.

Luckily am seeing someone and don't have to deal with the crap...for now.

It's definitely time to raise your standards now that you are "curvy," and register on match.com.

That song in the commercial was playing in my head while reading this. ROFL

You are evil Clay ROFL

"Find God's cock for you! "

So what's this christian mingle? You just say hey I'm righteous, blow me?

Pretty much ROFL

I think you need to try eHarmony first. It's like a gateway drug to the hardcore xtian women.

Oh my.

Who's this chick, brah? She got a fatty?

Any of you watch Bravo's Online Dating Rituals of the American Male?

That show is hilarious!

Wow, someone pays close attention. I definitely have a good idea who he is now. Thanks for quoting him. I never would have seen it otherwise.

I record it. It's amazing. Some of those girls are BATSHIT crazy.

When is it on?

Not sure, I just have it set to DVR episodes. They probably air marathons certain days/nights. I think season 1 is almost over. It's pretty incredible.

I just watched a few clips, and HOLY SHIT! LMAO

This one blonde was trying to express how she gets along with everyone by saying "Like, you could put me in a room with ASIANS and I'd have them laughing!" The look on the guy's face was priceless.

Thank you for bestowing this gift upon us, holy shit. This show is amazing. Bonus, Clay stars in episode 1.

My kind of woman.

My favorite is this guy:

http://www.bravotv.com/media/imageca...little-big.jpg

Literally a real life troll.

So, turns out I was wrong about Tinder being dead in Minneapolis. Decided to change my primary pic to a more handsomer one and literally within five minutes:

http://i.imgur.com/kQktWHU.png

Side note, my flirting game is ****ing awful.

Episode 4 is a doozy. Especially because he hides his virginity online.

http://www.bravotv.com/media/imageca...d-virgin_0.jpg

Camgirl.

Ah, that actually makes sense. Nonetheless, I got two more messages at the same time by less-whorey women.

SpamBot

Ha, duuuuuuddddeeee. Ya just posted a pic of a spambot as proof of "bam, hotties". They are set up to auto respond though so can be a little tricky, pay attention to the little things like the "work" non-responses. Plus at text number 4-6 it's always "anyway, shower bath time take off work clothes horny..."

The one week I was on tinder it was fun to try and mess with them by writing stuff like "you look like you smell like hot garbage" and see a "that's sweet, I just worked out and am going to jump in the shower, you feeling frisky?".

... I think I got messaged by that girl before when I still had Tinder too...

Is it a reality show?

LMAO You really are a horrible, horrible flirt