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Hammock Parties 08-18-2009 09:33 AM
Now what would be the fun in that?

PS - the 21yo is still on deck. I got options.

luv 08-18-2009 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5981402)
Huh. Guess I'm meeting her for pizza and intercourse Friday night. We'll see. 18-year olds are flaky.
You need to find someone a little older who has had a chance to be fed up with men, yet still want sex. 1. Less likely to want anything, and 2. more experienced.

BigMeatballDave 08-18-2009 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5981532)
You need to find someone a little older who has had a chance to be fed up with men, yet still want sex. 1. Less likely to want anything, and 2. more experienced.
As far as he is concerned, if she can spread her legs or open her mouth, she is experienced.

patteeu 08-18-2009 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5981532)
You need to find someone a little older who has had a chance to be fed up with men, yet still want sex. 1. Less likely to want anything, and 2. more experienced.
If this is an application, you're probably going to need to be a bit more explicit. AFF seems to have jaded him a bit.

Hammock Parties 08-18-2009 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5981532)
You need to find someone a little older who has had a chance to be fed up with men, yet still want sex. 1. Less likely to want anything, and 2. more experienced.
Screw that. I need some TIGHT pussy. I've had the loose variety.

Fire Me Boy! 08-18-2009 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5981579)
Screw that. I need some TIGHT pussy. I've had the loose variety.
Like you'd know the difference.

luv 08-18-2009 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5981579)
Screw that. I need some TIGHT pussy. I've had the loose variety.
You are kind of clueless.

Hammock Parties 08-18-2009 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 5981584)
Like you'd know the difference.
I will REALIZE it once I've had it. DAMMIT!

BigMeatballDave 08-18-2009 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5981588)
You are kind of clueless.
LMAO

BigMeatballDave 08-18-2009 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5981579)
Screw that. I need some TIGHT pussy. I've had the loose variety.
Put it in the olders chicks ass then.

Hammock Parties 08-18-2009 10:21 AM
She wants it very infrequently. Somehow I get the feeling I'm far down the list of her prospective sexual partners. As in "Well, shit...oh, I'll give limp noodle a call, I guess."

Iowanian 08-18-2009 11:10 AM
Your slugging percentage with runners in scoring position is somewhere below a raiderfan's IQ.

btlook1 08-18-2009 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5981843)
Your slugging percentage with runners in scoring position is somewhere below a raiderfan's IQ.
Excellent!!

MOhillbilly 08-18-2009 11:48 AM
you are a punk bitch ass mother****in liar gochiefs.

Iowanian 08-18-2009 12:05 PM
gochiefs has a chance at love....maybe luv.


Richard Hatch, the fat neked ghey from Survivor is out of jail and under house arrest. he can't get away and will understand you, meatpeeker.


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