So one of their shining moments is sending another team to the playoffs.

Just can’t make this stuff up

April Fool’s!

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Lol

Which one? :evil:

FBI, this man right here just confessed to double murder.

I tried some cat food by accident as a kid. Thought it was tuna. Never will forget the taste. It was not delicious. Bitter and nasty aren't strong enough to describe it. Same grandparents always had nuts out; one time I grabbed what I thought was a macadamia nut from a tin, it was an uncooked chick pea. My first broken tooth.

Here's the other thing. The way they advertise/package the cat food? There's a Sunday dinner roasted chicken covered in gravy on the package and they call the flavor something like "Country Style Chicken Cuts in Gravy" or whatever. Don't tell me that shit doesn't sound good.

If I'm ever homeless and can get a can of that shit for a dollar, yeah I'll dig into that.

Things getting a bit nasty now with Hendrickson. Taking public swipes at each other

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So the plan with Trey Hendrickson was:<br><br>➖Let him explore the market and find out other teams would pay him market value<br>➖Watch the free agent pass rusher market dry up<br>➖Not pay him market value and tell him to be happy<br><br>This strategy is… well, it’s bold. <a href="https://t.co/Ob2gIyPNtk">https://t.co/Ob2gIyPNtk</a></p>&mdash; Gridiron Grading (@GridironGrading) <a href="https://twitter.com/GridironGrading/status/1907248948223312285?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 2, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Let's go to Bengo fans and see how they're feeling!!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Trey Hendrickson is rightfully pissed. <br><br>We’re a pathetic franchise lmao.</p>&mdash; The Nati King (@thenatiking) <a href="https://twitter.com/thenatiking/status/1907484207317762086?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 2, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This quote from Trey Hendrickson is the most important part of this media appearance:<br><br>“You can say respect , but actions are speaking a lot louder and it’s disappointing.”<br><br>Hope you’re happy you’re losing fans Katie, that’s all you’ve accomplished. <br><br>Embarrassing. <a href="https://t.co/BiEkL3YFgk">pic.twitter.com/BiEkL3YFgk</a></p>&mdash; The Nati King (@thenatiking) <a href="https://twitter.com/thenatiking/status/1907487029769761091?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 2, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

But some of it is on him to just be happy!!

These ****ing losers have a woman negotiating for them???? My god what a mistake.

The Bengals have bungled negotiations (shocker!) but that guy needs to change his tampons. The franchise isn't losing fans over this. If those folks survived the 1990s, they aren't leaving while Burrow still plays.

Al Davis and Paul Brown's wives must have cheated on them. It is the only explanation for Mark and Mike.

LMAO Same lady just floated that the Bengals may relocate

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profoo...s-soon-as-2026

“We could, I guess, go wherever we wanted after this year if we didn’t pick the up option up,” Blackburn said. “So, you know, we’ll see. Like I said, all these things will be done in due course. We are having discussions, and so we’re hopeful that the county is thinking about it a lot too and wants to get it addressed in a way that would be beneficial to both of us.”

Dammit. I came here in the hopes Clay would be the one to take this out of context and post it...

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