I switched to whiskey. Seemed to work pretty well.

Great with a good cup of joe as well.

Are you sure about that?

Yeah, but try smoking marijuana and then not eating sugar. Pretty tough sell.

The big ones do. Ours doesn't. We just got a health market and they're expanding it all the time but the selection is still quite limited.

Yes, assuming the data hasn't been faked all this time.

It only makes you feel shitty if you are sensitive to it. Unfortunately, I am and haven't intentionally had it in over eight years.

You're wrong. There's more to being "healthy" than simply not dropping dead.

Damn. That's good. I definitely feel a lot better when I avoid it, but it's difficult to avoid.

I pretty much have it down to a science now. The main danger is eating in restaurants, which I don't do all that often.

I like the hormones. I like the gluten. Don't even get me started about my sugar.

I'm pretty sure that the staggering numbers on obesity and diabetes is not being faked. If it's being faked, it means it's just really bad as opposed to really terrible.

I like to go to Whole Foods and ask if they have any non-organic food, if they say no, I put it back in disgust. Tell them I'm looking for eggs from caged chickens, and they always tell me they don't have any.

I guess everybody needs a hobby. :shrug:

:facepalm:

What an idiot.