Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9726983)

Ball powder.

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9726987)

A little Bonds on the old burning pern does wonders.

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9726990)

I know, right?

Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 9727001)

Saul Good wins.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9726974)

After about 10 minutes of exhausting analysis, I would like to allay everyone's fears about hootie running out of posters for his list.

Here is my hot board:

Hootie
Rain Man
Direckshun
Clay
Hamas
Milkman
DJ's Left Nut
Dane
DemonPenz
Fax

DaKCmanAP
tk13
Brock
patteeu
Flopnuts
blaise
KC Connection
Luv
Iowanian
Bugeater

Billay
Vailpass
Bwana
Phobia
Gonzo
Duncan
Bowser
RNR
Deeznuts
Pawnmower

SNR
Lumpy
Simply Red
Buck
DaFace
Alnorth
CDcox
Banyon
Literature
Saccopoo

Sofa King
PR Capone
Notorious
Dylan
Donger
Petegz
Me. Plow
Austin
MO hillbilly
KCnut

Pestilence
Loochy
Shogun
OTWP
NewChief
Baby Lee
Htismaqe
Mikey
Bearcat
Otter

Dirk
Mr. Tomahawk
Chitown
Go Bowe
TBG
Reerun
Saul badguy
Tooge
Cosmo
Tha virus

Nzoner
Pants
Lewdog
Listopencil
Dartgod
Teedubya
Detoxing
HemiEd
Sauto
Laz

Killer Clown
BigRedChief
StevieRay
Fat Elvis
carlotta
UP
Mecca
Bowener
Saul Good

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9727026)

Peyton Manning

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9726983)

Ball powder.

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9727047)

I'm wearing mine today. Like a badge of frickin honor. I didn't hold anything back while applying it this morning either. It was a bit much actually. Felt like my dick just drank a Slurpee way too fast.

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9726832)

I grabbed pizza from a joint called Andolini's in Owasso when I was in the area on business.

It was outstanding. I know it's not in Tulsa, but it's not that far away either; 10-15 minutes from most places in town. You might want to give it a shot.

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9727071)

Love to know your thoughts on Shakespeare's. It's always just been "ok-good" for me.

I've never been to Arris, but love the calzones at The Rome.

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9727071)

Love to know your thoughts on Shakespeare's. It's always just been "ok-good" for me.

I've never been to Arris, but love the calzones at The Rome.

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9727081)

So....this is the Random thought thread now?

Is it wrong that i sometimes take my laptop into the bathroom so i can read Chiefsplanet while i take a shit?

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9727083)

That's off topic.

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9727081)

So....this is the Random thought thread now?

Is it wrong that i sometimes take my laptop into the bathroom so i can read Chiefsplanet while i take a shit?

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9727081)

So....this is the Random thought thread now?

Is it wrong that i sometimes take my laptop into the bathroom so i can read Chiefsplanet while i take a shit?

Originally Posted by RustShack (Post 9727089)

I don't know if I should be happy I'm in the top 90, or bummed I'm not in the top 100.

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9727087)

I browse this site on the shitter all the time. 1/4 of my posts are from when I'm on the can. That's why they're so shitty.

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9727114)

that's me. I'm a shitting lurker. My man shitter is in the basement and I don't get very good reception there, so I don't post as much whilst shitting.

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9727071)

Love to know your thoughts on Shakespeare's. It's always just been "ok-good" for me.

I've never been to Arris, but love the calzones at The Rome.

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9727081)

So....this is the Random thought thread now?

Is it wrong that i sometimes take my laptop into the bathroom so i can read Chiefsplanet while i take a shit?

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9727130)

This thread is a proven laxative.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9727130)

This thread is a proven laxative.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9727134)

Well you've taken 227 dumps all over this thread in just two weeks. Even for a fat ****, that's a lot of shitting.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9727137)

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9727047)

I'm wearing mine today. Like a badge of frickin honor. I didn't hold anything back while applying it this morning either. It was a bit much actually. Felt like my dick just drank a Slurpee way too fast.

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9727081)

So....this is the Random thought thread now?

Is it wrong that i sometimes take my laptop into the bathroom so i can read Chiefsplanet while i take a shit?

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9727192)

Every time I do that my son catches me walking out of the restroom with it. I'm almost certain he thinks I'm fapping. Little does he know I only do that with a designated sock behind locked doors in my bed room.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9727192)

Every time I do that my son catches me walking out of the restroom with it. I'm almost certain he thinks I'm fapping. Little does he know I only do that with a designated sock behind locked doors in my bed room.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9727192)

Every time I do that my son catches me walking out of the restroom with it. I'm almost certain he thinks I'm fapping. Little does he know I only do that with a designated sock behind locked doors in my bed room.

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9727199)

I bet the crusted jizz on that sock could stop a .50 caliber round by now.

posted while shitting.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9727196)

I hope that wasn't the sock he was chewing on in that picture on your Facebook page...
Posted via Mobile Device

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9727120)

I love almost everything about The Rome. I've bragged on it a couple of times on here; Chicken Romano and the seafood chowder is as good a meal as you can find in CoMo. If you like the calzones, head out there for Brunch and try the breakfast version; good stuff.

As to Shakespeare's - yeah, it's a little overrated. I'll take Wise Guys and even Italian Village ahead of it most days (Wise Guys is a hands down winner in Columbia). It has it's place, but it's nowhere near my favorite pizza in town. I've found that adding cheddar is about the only way to make it really good.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9727208)

I reckon it's not. Mine is hidden.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9727215)

You should probably look at the pic. The sock sticks straight out from his face.

I just thought he was a magician
Posted via Mobile Device

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9727220)

LMAO

Your story has holes in it. Just like the sock.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9727192)

Every time I do that my son catches me walking out of the restroom with it. I'm almost certain he thinks I'm fapping. Little does he know I only do that with a designated sock behind locked doors in my bed room.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9727228)

I may be the exception, but I've NEVER masturbated with a sock. I'm not even sure of the procedure. Do you put the sock over your penis (like a penis sock) and masturbate with it on, or is the sock just a choad target?

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9726787)

He just gave Clay an idea for when they have him working the fry station

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9727236)

It's a target. Any other way means chaffing.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9727137)

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9727255)

You're not funny. I've never worked a fry station and never will.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9727259)

Weird.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9727263)

Buck up champ. Such a gloomy outlook. You'll make it some day.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9727265)

Why?

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9727277)

Well, why a sock? We not just TP or something, that you can just flush?

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9727282)

Because a sock resembles a vagina.

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9727255)

You're not funny. I've never worked a fry station and never will.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9727282)

Because a sock resembles a vagina.

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9727287)

No. It doesn't.

You've dealt with some sad vagina in your days, old timer. Suddenly I worry that perhaps your avatar really is a self portrait.

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9727310)

Whenever I see you avatar, I hear "Women weaken legs!" and I chuckle to myself.

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9726245)

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9727282)

Because a sock resembles a vagina.

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9727255)

You're not funny. I've never worked a fry station and never will.

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9727287)

No. It doesn't.

You've dealt with some sad vagina in your days, old timer. Suddenly I worry that perhaps your avatar really is a self portrait.

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9727365)

The only funny thing about you is how you swing from the nutsack of a few posters. Literally nothing from you oringial its either someone's balls in your mouth, pirated videos, or you copying and pasting stats to back up your weak evaluations of a player.

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 9726837)

Hi BlackBob.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9727364)

Wait, what kind of sock was the target?

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9727376)

Even if any of that were true, it would still be more interesting than your shitposting.

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9727399)

I'm better than you.

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9727404)

I have never used a sock either....BRB

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 9727414)

Doesn't sound very great.

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9727413)

Start a poll. You'll lose.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9727383)

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5511309056/hEFCD38CE/


Hopefully this clears everything up for you.

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9726245)

Originally Posted by Skull-FU (Post 9727445)

The only reason I ever use a black bob is to minimize the mess. You spooge in the black bob, wipe it off on your way out, and throw it in the hamper. It's got nothing to do with feeling good. It's a convienience thing.