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Prison Bitch 06-22-2015 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 11560764)
Perhaps you should learn that drama alone does not equal greatness. If it did, then The Real Housewives would be a better show than The Wire.

Get over yourself. It's sport; not art, poetry or religion. It's meant for enjoyment not helping you find the meaning of life. However if you pine for the days of yore, you can always pull up YouTube clips of Kaymers 8-stroke demolition last year.

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-22-2015 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 11560791)
Get over yourself. It's sport; not art, poetry or religion. It's meant for enjoyment not helping you find the meaning of life. However if you pine for the days of yore, you can always pull up YouTube clips of Kaymers 8-stroke demolition last year.


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GloryDayz 06-22-2015 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 11560720)
I would not play on any course with greens like this:

https://instagram.com/p/4Nmq2zpg2V/

THAT is one ugly pic...

I think were one step away from that Kansas , Iowa, or Nebraske farmer mowing his wheat field and calling-in the USGA looking for his farm's date for hosting a U.S. Open.

Hootie 06-22-2015 12:47 PM

that looks more like the fairway than the greens, to me ... but if that is what they were really putting on then lolll

GloryDayz 06-22-2015 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11560879)
that looks more like the fairway than the greens, to me ... but if that is what they were really putting on then lolll

Pic from a Bing Image serach for U.S. Open greens. ****ing shit looks like a green coral reef of sorts.

https://nesncom.files.wordpress.com/...ens.jpeg?w=399

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/zN...2a1fb22778a311

https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpre...-of-greens.jpg

Hootie 06-22-2015 01:02 PM

is there a video of that 2nd putt picture or a .gif?

I'd love to see that LOL

GloryDayz 06-22-2015 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11560896)
is there a video of that 2nd putt picture or a .gif?

I'd love to see that LOL

Start here. They say it's in here..

http://www.cbssports.com/golf/eye-on...han-advertised

KC native 06-22-2015 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11560896)
is there a video of that 2nd putt picture or a .gif?

I'd love to see that LOL

http://giant.gfycat.com/GrandIcyBedbug.gif

Hootie 06-22-2015 03:11 PM

Link? My phone only recognized it as a .jpg

KC native 06-22-2015 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11561216)
Link? My phone only recognized it as a .jpg


http://giant.gfycat.com/GrandIcyBedbug.gif

BWillie 06-22-2015 04:04 PM

I feel for Dustin. I choke under pressure too in golf, at least when I putt. If I was a reliever, I would have a 0.5 ERA in low leverage situations and a 10.5 ERA in high leverage. I lost countless tournaments in high school and even a couple in college where I just blew it on the last 1 or 2 holes. The only ones I won was when I had such a big lead, there was no pressure.

I 4-putted #18 for Conference in High School in front of like a 50 person gallery (just parents & other golf teams) but nonetheless, totally choked. If I 3 putt It goes to a playoff. I 3putted the last 3 holes to lose a dual meet, and I 4-putted #18 to lose a triangular meet. In college, we had a chance to advance to regionals, and I missed a 2.5-foot putt for birdie. Sad really. I just don't have, whatever it is.

I think they should just play GIR, and if you hit the green you automatically are counted as 2-putts, and if you stick it inside of 10 feet you automatically are counted as a 1-putt. Putting is reeruned. It's even more boring to watch it on TV. But the "blue sky with the ball in the background" show doesn't do much for me either.

srvy 06-22-2015 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 11560720)
I would not play on any course with greens like this:

https://instagram.com/p/4Nmq2zpg2V/

So why did Washington get the US Open? Steve Balmer throw a bunch of money to the USGA. They actually send people to the course to instruct and help the crew get it open ready.

Poe Ana is a noxious weed it grows at 3 times the rate of turf grass and bent grass. The only way to eradicate it is tearing down and rebuilding the green only to have it come back just by a golfer off green where its seeds are track it onto the new green. What makes it so bad is it can be cut early in the morning and by afternoon be 3 times longer the the bent grass its encroaching on.

GloryDayz 06-22-2015 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by srvy (Post 11561495)
So why did Washington get the US Open? Steve Balmer throw a bunch of money to the USGA. They actually send people to the course to instruct and help the crew get it open ready.

Poe Ana is a noxious weed it grows at 3 times the rate of turf grass and bent grass. The only way to eradicate it is tearing down and rebuilding the green only to have it come back just by a golfer off green where its seeds are track it onto the new green. What makes it so bad is it can be cut early in the morning and by afternoon be 3 times longer the the bent grass its encroaching on.

They could just burn all of Chambers Bay; that's a good start! But the trains, the poor trains that are such a big part of Chambers Bay's appeal!

Sort of like this:

http://static1.squarespace.com/stati...1407198331471/

Prison Bitch 06-22-2015 07:25 PM

Of course, that's exactly how greens are in Scotland where the game was invented. We were promised a British Open style of course and we got one. Frankly it was much better than seeing shaved down greens where decent putts rolled 50 feet down a slope causing guys to pitch up 3x and take a double. -5 was a score that indicated it was hard but not stupidly punitive.

GloryDayz 06-22-2015 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 11561672)
Of course, that's exactly how greens are in Scotland where the game was invented. We were promised a British Open style of course and we got one. Frankly it was much better than seeing shaved down greens where decent putts rolled 50 feet down a slope causing guys to pitch up 3x and take a double. -5 was a score that indicated it was hard but not stupidly punitive.

It never rained.... Perhaps "rain" isn't the course, but it, and driving winds during the rain, are key to British experience...

Whatever was promised, what was delivered was a very shitty patch of land.

And there's no ****ing way the PNW will ever be Scotland. NEVER!


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