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notorious 09-10-2012 08:05 AM

Your team played very well last night. Congrats.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-10-2012 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 8897284)
Your team played very well last night. Congrats.


Yep. Congrats to the division champs. It's a done deal. Meanwhile, I'm going to go and fondle my Peeholi.

ShowtimeSBMVP 09-10-2012 08:07 PM

Mike Reiss ‏@MikeReiss

Former Patriots center Dan Koppen agrees to terms on 1-year deal with Broncos, source says.

listopencil 09-10-2012 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 8871015)
You had that post typed up a few weeks ago but you were hoping Knowshon would be cut. Knowshon is a good player. He plays like Walter Payton did when he had the ball, he never gives up and will fight you until he goes down. I'm not saying he is anywhere near as good as Walter Payton was, I'm just saying they play with the same mentality.

In one game so far this season, Knowshon Moreno is a giant pile of flaming dog shit. He danced in the backfield while waiting to be tackled, he blew an easy block that gave up a sack, he showed an alarming overall lack of vision, and he only scored thanks to a perfectly blocked play that was expertly called by Peyton Manning. Leading up to this season he has shown nothing, so he has been unimpressive at best, regardless of his draft position.

notorious 09-10-2012 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 8899833)
In one game so far this season, Knowshon Moreno is a giant pile of flaming dog shit. He danced in the backfield while waiting to be tackled, he blew an easy block that gave up a sack, he showed an alarming overall lack of vision, and he only scored thanks to a perfectly blocked play that was expertly called by Peyton Manning. Leading up to this season he has shown nothing, so he has been unimpressive at best, regardless of his draft position.

Give your team some credit. You got absolutely dominated in TOP but ended up beating the Steelers soundly.


That doesn't happen unless you have a good team.

Hammock Parties 09-10-2012 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 8899888)
Give your team some credit. You got absolutely dominated in TOP but ended up beating the Steelers soundly.


That doesn't happen unless you have a good team.

The CHEFS won TOP.

That is all we ever win.

listopencil 09-10-2012 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 8899888)
Give your team some credit. You got absolutely dominated in TOP but ended up beating the Steelers soundly.


That doesn't happen unless you have a good team.

I thought they played well as a team, but a few stinkers showed up.

ThaVirus 09-10-2012 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 8899833)
In one game so far this season, Knowshon Moreno is a giant pile of flaming dog shit. He danced in the backfield while waiting to be tackled, he blew an easy block that gave up a sack, he showed an alarming overall lack of vision, and he only scored thanks to a perfectly blocked play that was expertly called by Peyton Manning. Leading up to this season he has shown nothing, so he has been unimpressive at best, regardless of his draft position.

This. That guy is a piece of shit. I also hate the way he jumps up and talks shit when he breaks off a 4 yard run or some mundane shit. **** you, Knowshon Moreno.

Pasta Little Brioni 09-10-2012 08:50 PM

You know he touched swords with his uncle when Slowmo reached pay dirt

Pasta Little Brioni 09-10-2012 08:51 PM

Why did the Broncos have to try and fool the Steelers D by playing no huddle? Thought that was bush league?

BigMeatballDave 09-10-2012 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8900011)
Why did the Broncos have to try and fool the Steelers D by playing no huddle? Thought that was bush league?

Yep. Trickery.

Quesadilla Joe 09-11-2012 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 8899833)
In one game so far this season, Knowshon Moreno is a giant pile of flaming dog shit. He danced in the backfield while waiting to be tackled, he blew an easy block that gave up a sack, he showed an alarming overall lack of vision, and he only scored thanks to a perfectly blocked play that was expertly called by Peyton Manning. Leading up to this season he has shown nothing, so he has been unimpressive at best, regardless of his draft position.

Knowshon had a bad game. He didn't know who to block a couple times and then he absolutely whiffed on one block. I have seen him absolutely blow up blitzing LB's. I know he can do better in pass pro.

Knowshon will be a valuable contributor as a 3rd down back. He isn't the bell-cow #11 draft pick that we thought we were getting but he can have a great role in the offense. I'm not giving up on him.

Quesadilla Joe 09-11-2012 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8900011)
Why did the Broncos have to try and fool the Steelers D by playing no huddle? Thought that was bush league?

Denver wasn't trying to fool anyone. The Broncos were able to take away the best Defensive Coordinator in the NFL by going to the no huddle. We were trying to prevent the Steelers from using trickery.

It's not like we were running flea flickers that get blown up as soon as Hillis throws the ball back to the QB.

Quesadilla Joe 09-11-2012 06:05 AM

Peyton Manning corn maze in Greeley, Co. LMAO

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net...JWeR7hdrIFyQE_

FlaChief58 09-11-2012 06:19 AM

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=gtfo&...:16,s:48,i:358

NSFW

Pasta Little Brioni 09-11-2012 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 8900779)
Denver wasn't trying to fool anyone. The Broncos were able to take away the best Defensive Coordinator in the NFL by going to the no huddle. We were trying to prevent the Steelers from using trickery.

It's not like we were running flea flickers that get blown up as soon as Hillis throws the ball back to the QB.

It was trickery. It didn't allow the Steelers to make subs on D. They couldn't do anything against them before doing it. Why did they resort to sorcery to win?

BigMeatballDave 09-11-2012 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 8900779)
Denver wasn't trying to fool anyone. The Broncos were able to take away the best Defensive Coordinator in the NFL by going to the no huddle. We were trying to prevent the Steelers from using trickery.

It's not like we were running flea flickers that get blown up as soon as Hillis throws the ball back to the QB.

So, how often do you suck off the men in your family?

BigMeatballDave 09-11-2012 10:15 AM

Wow. The Herd is REALLY sucking off Denver today.

Says they have a excellent top 5 OL and 2 real RBs. LOL

Quesadilla Joe 09-11-2012 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8901185)
Wow. The Herd is REALLY sucking off Denver today.

Says they have a excellent top 5 OL and 2 real RBs. LOL

Thanks for updating the thread. Would have missed it if you didn't post it.

PFF has Denver ranked as the 4th best OL in football right now, a stark contrast from the dead last ranking that they had Denver at last year.

Quesadilla Joe 09-11-2012 10:30 AM

Huh, Clady is the #1 rated OT in the NFL right now too.

Quesadilla Joe 09-11-2012 10:32 AM

Lilja, Asomoah, and Beadles are all tied for 1st for guards in pass blocking efficiency.

JD Walton is tied for 1st for centers in pass blocking efficiency.

Mile High Mania 09-11-2012 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8900957)
It was trickery. It didn't allow the Steelers to make subs on D. They couldn't do anything against them before doing it. Why did they resort to sorcery to win?

It's a game of inches and strategery... no huddle in the thin air, sounds wonderful.

Mile High Mania 09-11-2012 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 8901204)
Lilja, Asomoah, and Beadles are all tied for 1st for guards in pass blocking efficiency.

JD Walton is tied for 1st for centers in pass blocking efficiency.

Tap the brake a bit on all these stats after 1 week... I'm sure you've spooged a time or two in your shorts, but settle down a bit. It's a long road.

Quesadilla Joe 09-11-2012 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 8901208)
Tap the brake a bit on all these stats after 1 week... I'm sure you've spooged a time or two in your shorts, but settle down a bit. It's a long road.

Yeah once the sample size gets larger the cream will rise to the top. I thought it was impressive that our OL performed so well against the Steelers though, and I knew that Manning would make Clady look all world again.

listopencil 09-11-2012 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 8900775)
Knowshon had a bad game. He didn't know who to block a couple times and then he absolutely whiffed on one block. I have seen him absolutely blow up blitzing LB's. I know he can do better in pass pro.

Knowshon will be a valuable contributor as a 3rd down back. He isn't the bell-cow #11 draft pick that we thought we were getting but he can have a great role in the offense. I'm not giving up on him.

First let me get this out of the way: My opinion of Moreno's ability has nothing to do with where he was drafted. I could not give any less of a shit about that at this point. It was a stupid pick by McDaniels, but that really has nothing to do with how well he plays.

I have given Moreno the benefit of the doubt ever since he came into the league. Our run blocking has been shit since then, our skill positions have been highly unstable, our coaching staff has been almost completely turned over, and he has had injuries. All of these things will hamper a new RB even though it's a position that usually translates very well from college to the pro's.

For the first time in his career he is now in a position to succeed. There are no excuses. What you see is what you get...and he had a shit game. He is not running with authority. He is dancing behind the line, trying to find gaping holes that aren't going to appear. He is blowing his blocking assignments. In short he is showing us that he is nothing special.

Sure, it was just one game. It could have been just a bad start to the season for him. But he looks like shit out there. I want him to do something or get the **** off of my team.

listopencil 09-11-2012 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8900957)
It was trickery. It didn't allow the Steelers to make subs on D. They couldn't do anything against them before doing it. Why did they resort to sorcery to win?

I don't know why, but that cracked me up so badly I almost spit up my coffee.

vailpass 09-11-2012 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8900011)
Why did the Broncos have to try and fool the Steelers D by playing no huddle? Thought that was bush league?

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood. And I NEVER slice!

vailpass 09-11-2012 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 8901208)
Tap the brake a bit on all these stats after 1 week... I'm sure you've spooged a time or two in your shorts, but settle down a bit. It's a long road.

We suffered through Tebow last year, let the kid enjoy a week of a good win. Next week will temper it. Or make it bigger.

BigCatDaddy 09-11-2012 02:07 PM

The Steelers defense have been carved up by Tebow and now a 36 year old QB that hasn't played in over a year in their last 2 games. I'm think they should now be known as "The Paper Curtain".

Quesadilla Joe 09-11-2012 02:32 PM

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Vikings and Redskins O-lines allowed just 2 total pressures each in Wk 1. Steelers OL allowed 22 to lead NFL.
https://twitter.com/PFF/status/245620504269053953

VONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

listopencil 09-11-2012 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 8901851)

Wolfe and Unrein.

vailpass 09-11-2012 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 8901887)
Wolfe and Unrein.

Half of Pitt's O-line injured and out also gets some credit.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-11-2012 02:58 PM

At least the faid lost.

Yep, sucking dirtwater at the bottom of the division pond with the faid.

I love being a Chiefs fan.

Pasta Little Brioni 09-11-2012 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 8901245)
I don't know why, but that cracked me up so badly I almost spit up my coffee.

Heh, twas a play on Slowmo saying the Chiefs were cheating by going no huddle one day.

Quesadilla Joe 09-11-2012 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8901980)
Heh, twas a play on Slowmo saying the Chiefs were cheating by going no huddle one day.

That is not accurate at all. LMAO

listopencil 09-11-2012 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 8901928)
Half of Pitt's O-line injured and out also gets some credit.

Yup. I loved ending the game on a pick six, three consecutive sacks and a kneel down. That was great to see the Victory Formation out there.

Quesadilla Joe 09-12-2012 01:11 AM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A2jm5UdCMAAyqIk.jpg:large

Chiefs=Champions 09-12-2012 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 8901851)

LMAO

This has to be the all time worst cp nickname.

Quesadilla Joe 09-12-2012 06:32 AM

Football Outsiders thinks Denver is the best team in football after week 1.

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/342...loutsiders.png
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/342...loutsiders.png

Quesadilla Joe 09-12-2012 08:34 AM

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BRONCOS CORNERBACK TRACY PORTER NAMED AFC DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK

Denver Broncos cornerback Tracy Porter will be named AFC Defensive Player of the Week, the National Football League informed the Broncos on Wednesday.

Porter made his Broncos debut in Denver’s 33-19 win against the Steelers on Sunday and helped seal the victory with his 43-yard interception return for a touchdown with 1:58 remaining in the fourth quarter. The play marked his third career game-sealing interception return for a score (see chart below).

Additionally, Porter finished second on the club with eight solo tackles and totaled the most passes defensed (5) in a single game for the Broncos since cornerback Deltha O’Neal recorded six on Oct. 7, 2001.

The award marks the first conference Defensive Player of the Week recognition of Porter’s career and represents the 23rd AFC Defensive Player of the Week honor in Broncos history. Linebacker Von Miller was the most recent recipient of the award, earning the distinction in Week 11 last season.
http://media.denverbroncos.com/artic...article_id=205

Pasta Little Brioni 09-12-2012 12:31 PM

Would like to have seen what would happen if they didn't have to use Polamalu as a deep safety all game. Damn Pile High and it's effect on Clark.

vailpass 09-12-2012 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8904387)
Would like to have seen what would happen if they didn't have to use Polamalu as a deep safety all game. Damn Pile High and it's effect on Clark.

Denver would like to have seen Chris Kuper play. And Warren.

Pitt would have liked to have Mendenhall and Harrison.

KC would have liked to have had Flowers and Hali.

Ya run what ya brung.

Mile High Mania 09-12-2012 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 8904430)
Denver would like to have seen Chris Kuper play. And Warren.

Pitt would have liked to have Mendenhall and Harrison.

KC would have liked to have had Flowers and Hali.

Ya run what ya brung.

All true ... PIT was missing a few key pieces, but many teams aren't 100% every game. It happens.

Pasta Little Brioni 09-12-2012 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 8904430)
Denver would like to have seen Chris Kuper play. And Warren.

Pitt would have liked to have Mendenhall and Harrison.

KC would have liked to have had Flowers and Hali.

Ya run what ya brung.

Ty Warren compared to Pro Bowlers Harrison and Clark LMAO That brokedick?

Would be like the Doncos without Vondumb

Quesadilla Joe 09-13-2012 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8905350)
Ty Warren compared to Pro Bowlers Harrison and Clark LMAO That brokedick?

We were missing DJ Williams as well.

Pasta Little Brioni 09-13-2012 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 8905928)
We were missing DJ Williams as well.

LMAO

Quesadilla Joe 09-13-2012 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8906752)
LMAO

He's been our starting LB for the past 8 years. He will be a huge help during our playoff run.

Quesadilla Joe 09-13-2012 12:55 PM

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BigMeatballDave 09-13-2012 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 8906776)
He's been our starting LB for the past 8 years. He will be a huge help during our playoff run.

Playoffs?

vailpass 09-13-2012 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8906815)
Playoffs?

Yes. He's talking about Denver, not KC.

BigMeatballDave 09-13-2012 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 8906983)
Yes. He's talking about Denver, not KC.

1-0 qualifies a team for post-season?

vailpass 09-13-2012 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8907247)
1-0 qualifies a team for post-season?

Hell no. But 0-1 disqualifies you from talking playoff smack.

Pasta Little Brioni 09-13-2012 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8907247)
1-0 qualifies a team for post-season?

Heh, they are one awkward hit away from joining Oakland in the cellar this year

vailpass 09-13-2012 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8907357)
Heh, they are one awkward hit away from joining Oakland in the cellar this year

Uh, no. Didn't you see we re-signed Caleb Hanie to the practice squad?

Pasta Little Brioni 09-13-2012 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 8907373)
Uh, no. Didn't you see we re-signed Caleb Hanie to the practice squad?

Shhhhh....wabbit hunting

vailpass 09-13-2012 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8907379)
Shhhhh....wabbit hunting

It was a joke son I say I say a joke/foghorn leghorn

Quesadilla Joe 09-13-2012 06:00 PM

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Jon Gruden: "Right now Von Miller is the best pass rusher in the world. He looks exactly like Derrick Thomas did in his heyday."
https://mobile.twitter.com/ESPNMonda...9165757440?p=v

:)

O.city 09-13-2012 06:02 PM

He also said a few week ago, that Matt Ryan was better than Elway ever was in his heyday.

Quesadilla Joe 09-13-2012 06:08 PM

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boogblaster 09-13-2012 06:23 PM

its a mad mad world .....

CoMoChief 09-13-2012 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 8907356)
Hell no. But 0-1 disqualifies you from talking playoff smack.

LMAO really? after 1 week?

GordonGekko 09-13-2012 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 8907654)

Lol? I must of missed when VM had his 7 sack and 6 sack games... Oh well just like Derrick Thomas!...

Pasta Little Brioni 09-14-2012 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 8907654)
Jon Gruden: "Then the midgets"

:)

Began thier hunt

Pasta Little Brioni 09-14-2012 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 8907680)
for Brokeback Bronco

pulled Doom's gun

FlaChief58 09-14-2012 06:02 PM

and creamed himself

Pasta Little Brioni 09-14-2012 06:03 PM

Then the doncos

FlaChief58 09-14-2012 06:04 PM

gang raped knowmo

Pasta Little Brioni 09-14-2012 06:05 PM

like a raider

FlaChief58 09-14-2012 06:12 PM

fan in prison

Pasta Little Brioni 09-14-2012 06:13 PM

Then the barrelman

FlaChief58 09-14-2012 06:21 PM

haunted peyton manning

Quesadilla Joe 09-15-2012 10:38 AM

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Performance vs. Pit. marked 1st time in team history the Broncos executed an 80+yard touchdown drive on three consecutive possessions.
https://twitter.com/schube13/status/247005457699463168

ThaVirus 09-15-2012 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 8907680)
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He is pretty ****ing amazing..

The only Bronco that actually worries me. Well, maybe Peyton a little bit now as well but that's it.

Pasta Little Brioni 09-15-2012 12:30 PM

Slowshon to CFL

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-15-2012 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8911806)
Slowshon to CFL

:LOL:

Pasta Little Brioni 09-15-2012 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarthCarlSatan (Post 8911849)
Then the midgets

took over PileHigh

boogblaster 09-15-2012 07:50 PM

pile'n their poopers

FlaChief58 09-15-2012 08:26 PM

on donkey wieners

Pasta Little Brioni 09-17-2012 09:12 PM

bump

BigMeatballDave 09-17-2012 10:16 PM

Matt Cassel never thru 3 picks in one quarter...

:)


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