That is the thing that is funny. I have posted an embarrassingly large amount of posts here it is crazy...sort of makes me cringe. And even with that...it doesn't even begin to compare with you.

Basically from the amount of time you spend here and the content of your posts your life sounds absolutely terrible. Like "I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy" boring and sad.

So is it safe to say this is the biggest, most drama-filled thread in the history of this board?

You waited a reasonable amount of time, made a polite, reasonable request. We're not unreasonable people, contrary to what is said sometimes.

Why do you lump everyone in with you?

You and Flopnuts moderate for attention...the others don't. Most of the time. At least Flopnuts can admit that.

there is not a single other moderator who would have even thought to consider banning Clay from this thread for responding to Donger's post with that .gif

agreed Phil?

anyways, I fully expect you to keep ignoring this REASONABLE request (since you're so REASONABLE, after all)...

but let's truce it

you don't mention me or post about me

I don't mention you or post about you

The end.

Deal?

Its not complicated, its called life. Life isnt fair and the ability to figure out how to navigate life succefully by knowing what to do and not to do and what to say and not to say to specific people is part of it.

I mean if you don't like the fact you cant rag the mods all to hell without a little smack now and then you can always hit the street.

Again, its not complicated.

Think of it as one guy pisses in your yard day after day. Eventually the homeowner gets pissed off and punches the pisser(or in your case calls the cops). Another guy comes by that's never pissed in your yard before and you let it slide, but pisser #1 that you punched is pissed off because you didn't punch pisser #2 because he never did it before. You and Clay piss in yards day after day and you actually take pride in it where Nzoner never pissed in anyone's yard before, but had one time offense of pissing apologized for it and moved on. You don't see the difference?

Things just aren't done in a vacuum and this isn't a court of law although I think things aren't done in a vacuum in there either. I'd defer to DJ on this one, but I would think the guy that looks like a douche gets a stiffer sentence then the guy that looks like a nice guy that made a bad choice.

It's just you man. You like to enjoy all the positives of your personality, but don't want to accept that there are also draw backs to it as well. People like you for being a douche and people are going to dislike you for being a douche and they aren't going to cut you any slack. That's life.

How many times have I explained to you that you're on thin ice this thread, Hootie? Are you really going to continue to push your luck? You should probably just back off and let pat and saulg fight your battle.

I guess it would be - if I was in my 20s and alone. Take a bow, loser.

By the way, I'm sort of confused here - are you trying to white knight somebody, or is it just your special time of the month?

I don't believe it's truly safe to say that.

Evidently, in the days before I was terribly active, CP was something of a roman orgy with posters banging other posters...who turned around and started banging other posters. Then some of them ended up married or something and shit just got weird.

So I doubt this is the most drama-filled thread in the history of the board. Unless we find out that the real source of the tension between Phobia and Hootie is that they made eye-contact while making Clay into a Chinese finger trap.

Because that's just awkward as hell.

Wrong again.

I have always been a less offensive version of Dane as a poster. Dane crosses line after line after line and it's fine...it's Dane. It's ChiefsPlanet.

If you're trying to act like Dane should get a free pass for saying the most awful thing ever said on this board then fine. But don't pretend he has always been innocent and I always begged to be banned.

Because that's ridiculous. Dane has been way more controversial than me over the years. It's not close.

You're dumb. And wrong. Mostly dumb though.

It's a harmless debate Phil.

Why do you refuse to truce? I'm making a reasonable request. I've enjoyed this thread, and so has everyone else apparently.

You're ruining it for me. I'd like a truce. That's my reasonable request. You leave me alone, I'll pretend you no longer exist.

Why do you refuse to agree? That's as reasonable as it gets.

So, you don't understand that rule.