my then gf is following me around with a roll of paper towels and yelling "stop"...JFC

that is the first time I've literally watched that video

the best thing is

three weeks later

we all decided to see how many people could stand on the replacement table I bought

the answer was 7

and it broke in half

this happened less than a year ago

If my blood alcohol level were like .04 I would think that was awesome.

When life finally bites you right in the ass(and it will), will you at least come to CP and post all the details for us? It will be your greatest work ever.

I really think

that Hootie needs to

stop posting like this

because it's ****ing

ghey

NTTAWWT

god I am just laughing too hard right now

that was such a ridiculous night

Haha.

Looks like a fun night.

Makes me miss college.

Excellent point. For all his ramblings about people being "terrible posters", that shit is the absolute worst. It's not a unique style or font like SR, it's just absolutely horrible to look at and read.

because I broke a $14 table at my ex's house?

:) It does give it a "this one time. At band camp..." type of vibe to it when you are reading it.

welllll

I was 27

everyone else was in college, though ROFL

No Hootie, because you think you're Charlie Sheen or some such shit and buddy, I'm here to tell you; you have neither the talent or bank account to live that kind of life beyond 30.

But don't take my word for it; you'll find out sooner rather than later.

never done a drug in my life (excluding alcohol)

I have a hard time believing you guys didn't watch that youtube video and at least have ONE chuckle

My God. Lighten up.