Como bought stock in Zima in the mid 90s.

CoMo paid for music from Napster. In 1999.

Como is convinced Goldschlager tastes tons better than peppermint schnapps.

CoMo never laughed at the Three Stooges.

Divesting in Microsoft to do so.

CoMo still uses Yahoo...but he's sure that Bing will soon take over as supreme search engine.

Nothing pisses Como off more than an O'Douls hangover... Unless it's the fat girl he slept with under the influence of previously mentioned O'Douls.

CoMo entered an international wine contest with a bottle of Welch's.

Como knew before anyone that Haley Joel Osment was dead through the whole movie.

CoMo went into a diabetic coma from Diet Coke.

CoMo was certain that Kelly would marry Slater.

CoMo never forgets to put on his suntan lotion while spelunking and wear his miner's helmet while at the beach.

There are enough sigs in this thread to last til the end of eternity.

CoMo advised the Germans to take a shortcut through Belgium.

CoMo originally cast Paul Walker over Christoph Waltz in Inglourious Basterds.