Hair?

How disappointing.

qwerty FTW

http://www.techchee.com/wp-content/u...ard-250208.jpg

You'd prefer I was bald?

I'm not sure how bumpy my head is.

Well, duh.Oh, your head. Sorry. Yeah, hair is good.

What kind of phone is that?

Are you sure? With my cheeks I'd look like a pumpkin.

Every guy likes pumpkin pie.

Not I.

They broke the mold when they made you, baby.

I love pumpkin pie, but if I see anything that looks like cool whip I'm heading for the hills.

No dedication.

And no defecation.

Yep I'm going out with a gal that has as much freewheeling fun as you do we have some major back n forths, intellectual stimulation definitely works for me :)

I love texting but my iphone makes it pretty easy. Some times talking on the phone is perfect but just a few jabs or "WRUW?" comments can be funny in text.

Yeah Claytan was telling me something about hot pumpkin pie... No wait I think it was warm apple pie or something

Obviously an LG, but which one? Anyone?

Its a faux phone this is a real phone

Based on your posts I'd venture to guess kinda like a hedge apple... But then I'm no phrenologist

You know that Blackberry commercial with the couple that looks like they could be brother/sister? Guy calls the girl with his butt... Girl is a ditzy smart ass... etc.

At the end of the commercial it says "Bust chops together..."

I always smile.

I bet you really like Dr. Cox and Jordan on Scrubs

No... I like House.

You'd like Dr. Cox on Scrubs, too.

This. It's a LG Voyager.

I always think "thank ****ing god i'm single".

T9 is an improvement over multi-tapping, but QWERTY is a ten-fold improvement. I couldn't stand texting until I got a new phone with a QWERTY keyboard.

You know eventually they'll have an app that will convert your speech into text, so you can talk into your phone, translate it to text, have someone else receive it, where it's translated to voice, they speak their reply, which is translated to text.

Hmmm... What would Mr. Graham Bell think of this far out technology!

cum hear mr watson I need u

I wouldn't argue with that except that I think the gap between multi-tapping and T9 is at least as large as the gap between T9 and QWERTY. I'd bet that speed tests between people who are proficient in each would bear that out. But QWERTY certainly takes less getting used to for anyone who is familiar with a standard keyboard.

Aww Mer is having a girlie moment how sweet, but yeah thats my idea of some giggles n grins

This MILF is TEASING ME!

UGH!!

frustrated beyond belief

Frustrated is when you know what you're missing.

Lets see the pics

Read my thread. You might learn something (seriously, not in a patronizing way).

The only way to win is to stop caring. In a relationship, the person who is the least invested emotionally, is the one who holds all the cards.

She's messing with you cause she can. That's all I know.

Just stop caring.

Imagination is usually better than reality.

Women are mostly disappointing once you get them.

Oh my young person you have no idea what you are talking about. Good Sex is one of the best things there is! Maybe someday you and Claythan can find that out for yourselves!

You think way too much.

I've had enough sex to know. But I just really expect it to be all awesome and mind-blowing. And even when its good, its usually not nearly as good as I had figured.

And I wasn't really talking about sex, totally. I was talking about dating, moving in, etc.

BTW, if you think sex is good, you should try drugs... Oxycontin is like an 8 hour full-body orgasm. :-) But I don't do that stuff anymore...

I think, therefore I am.

Yes.

:grr: no misquoting.

I know I think too much. But its who I am. Everything has a reason, and its up to me to figure out what it is.

Life is a raging river and we're all stuck grasping onto a log.

My log's bigger than yours.

That's what she said.

Claythan, remember cleanliness after the date.

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Ah, screw women. They ain't worth it.

Sounds like it is time for a slumpbuster. Oh, wait...

It's OK. Being asexual is unique.

Not really. Millions of geeks were doing it long before you.

Neither are men, so don't think turning gay will solve your problems.

Gays are scary.

There needs to be a guy sex toy as equally amazing as girl sex toys are.

Then they wouldn't be so obsessed with sex and could concentrate on important stuff like opening jars.

Fleshlight!

I saw that advertised on redtube.com. Err...I mean a friend told me they saw it on there.

Uh huh.

Women don't watch amateur porn. ;)

Marry me!!! =)
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I know of one... in my pants.

Can you get off in 20 seconds?

You mean in his pants or over to your house??

That wouldn't be fun..

:spock:

Sure it is. Girl can't sleep? 20 seconds later she's out. Girl is a little sad? 20 seconds later and she's whistling while cleaning the house.

20 seconds only sucks when a guy is involved.

Oh Luv. :(

Now you're talking about two different acts and/or positions..

I am talking about what I have been talking about since I started retalking in this thread.

Sex toys.
And the one you apparently have in your pants.

20 seconds? I don't think I've ever been less than a couple of minutes.

Well, no less than a minute for sure.

Oh yay you totally masturbate. I was worried for a minute.

I have a very simple fun toy. No buttons or whirling things or birds or dolphins or hydraulic presses. Just a simple twisting motion to determine how fast it goes. But instead of low, medium, high, it's low to high and everything in between.

So 20 seconds is relatively easy to accomplish. I'm usually on a mission for it tho when it happens. Race against time or something. I haven't done ANY of it in a while. Would it be weird to admit I miss it a little?

Get off what in 20 seconds?

The mountain

That entirely depends on how big the mountain is, my dear.

Which mountain?

Not at all weird. Please admit some more things.

I now refuse to sleep with any man I can't straddle.

No fatties for you then, huh?

I can't sleep with a female straddling me. It's very distracting.

The mountain of desire. The ascent to the peaks of ecstasy and the blinding freefall back to the ground.

****ing man, ****ing!

No, I'm cool with fat guys. They just have to have fat legs or an ass or something I don't straddle.

Difference #2,947,238,117 between the sexes.